News Tuesday, February 9, 2010 D Brands a Perry good eye match SAME long brown scraggy hair, they both like kissing girls... they even have matching eyes. Russell Brand and Katy Perry have been identified as a perfect eye match. Personologists Naomi Tickle and Richard Phelan claim Perry and Brand are likely to have a long- lasting partnership based on their similar facial features. According to the study for Ultralase laser eye surgery, both have low-set eyebrows which flair upwards suggesting they are very friendly. Both have narrow faces with protruding cheekbones, which shows they love to travel, both have wide-set eyes, showing they are tolerant while their deep- set eyes and pointed noses indicate they both have a serious side. Brand and Perry Jen Jordan of DIT students union with David Keogan (as a sperm) and Suzann Tutty (as an egg) at the launch of the Union of Students in Irelands Shag (Sexual Health and Guidance) week. With the motto Whoever You Like, Love Safer Sex, the launch included a show by the worlds only sexual health magician Picture: Photocall Love suffers as Cupids set for quiet Valentines Day ROSES are red, violets are blue, flow- ers are expensive, and I cant be both- ered writing poetry. One in three Irish people believe St Valentines Day is just a money-spin- ner. And February 14 will be even less popular this year, with one in five re- spondents to a survey by RecruitIre- land.com admitting financial worries during the recession have put an extra strain on their relationship. And like St Nicholas before him, St Valentine will have less money than ever offered up on his altar, as even his most zealous followers will be spending less on their partner this year. In 2008, 32 per cent of people sur- veyed said they would spend between 41 and 100 on their significant oth- er; this year, only 11 per cent will do the same. However, there is some hope yet one in three Irish people says the re- cession has actually improved their relationship; 20 per cent have realised there is more to life than money and appreciate their partners more, and eight per cent say they have been en- joying more cosy nights in. By Ross McDonagh St Valentines Day is just a money-spinner Avalanche skiier alive after 17hrs A SKIER who was buried beneath an avalanche for 17 hours in the Swiss Alps was rescued suffering from only mild hypothermia. Cedric Genoud, 21, was trapped next to a pocket of air, allowing him to breathe even though he was unable to free himself from the weight of the snow, police in the canton of Valais said. Mr Genoud, who had been skiing alone on an unmarked slope in the Evolene region, was reported missing by his family on Saturday. Rescuers found ski tracks leading to the avalanche but had to break off their search overnight. The following morning, a helicopter crew spotted movement and rescuers were able to pull the man out from beneath 51cm of snow. Dozens of skiers are killed by avalanches in the Swiss Alps each year. Last month, avalanches killed six people, in the countrys worst such disaster in more than ten years. Roses are red... viruses are blue NO, YOURE not really that popular. Computer users are urged to be more vigilant against the increase in malware attacks that Valentines Day brings every year without fail. Spam mail telling recipients theyve Received a Valentine greeting card and asking them to click a link to retrieve it, should be deleted, internet security firm Eset warned. It also warned against fake internet dating, and flirting sites. Buried under snow: Cedric Genoud index.html2.html3.html4.html5.html6.html7.html8.html9.html10.html11.html12.html13.html14.html15.html16.html17.html18.html19.html20.html21.html22.html23.html