14 metrolife Monday, February 8, 2010 D 6.00 The Simpsons (T) Cartoon capers. 6.30 Home And Away (R,T) Liam is unable to resist temptation. 8.00 RT Sport On Two: Against The Head New series. A review of the opening weekend of the Six Nations championship. 10.25 Father Ted Comedy, with Dermot Morgan (pictured). 10.55 RT News On Two And World Forecast (T) 12.30 Sit Down, Shut Up. Principal Sezno testifies against his school in the Senate. 1.00 FILM: Never Die Alone (2004) Crime thriller, starring DMX. 2.25 Law & Order (R,T) 3.10 Greys Anatomy (R,T) 3.55 Missing Persons Unit 4.40 to 6.35 EuroNews 6.00 The Angelus 6.01 News And Weather (T) 8.00 EastEnders (T) Sonia returns for Biancas hen night. 8.30 Room To Improve (R,T) Redesigning and improving homes. 10.40 Hook In Haiti Rugby pundit George Hook joins a house- building mission in Haiti. See TV Picks Of The Day, Page 13. RT1 RT2 TV3 3e BBC1 Listings Key: R Repeat; T Text; W Widescreen; Picks Of The Day; Films 6.00 Xpos Daily entertainment news, with Karen Koster. 6.30 Friends (R) Rachel loses Rosss monkey. 8.00 Nothing To Declare The work of customs officers in Australia. 8.30 Coronation Street (T) Gail tries to talk Joe out of his scheme. 10.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Stabler and Tutuola link an artists murder to a serial killer. 12.00 to 3.00 Play TV. Quiz show. 3.30 Joined At The Head. A high-risk operation to separate conjoined twins. 4.20 The Palace (R) Eleanor is moved into the palace. 5.15 to 6.10 Britains Got Talent (R) The final round of auditions Television tonight BBC2 UTV Channel 4 TG4 Sky 1 Sky Sports 1 6.00 The Simpsons (R,T) 6.30 Hollyoaks (T) 7.00 Channel 4 News (T) 8.00 Dispatches: Post Office Undercover (T) Testing the Royal Mails claims of a modernised, improved service. 9.00 Tower Block Of Commons (T) Conservative MP Nadine Dorries replaces her colleague Iain Duncan Smith. 10.00 The Good Wife (T) 10.55 to 12.40 FILM: Picture Me: A Models Diary (2009) (T) Premiere. Documentary investigating behind the scenes in the modelling industry. 6.57 An Aimsir Lithreach 7.00 Nuacht TG4 7.30 Amhrin Is Ansa Liom (R) 8.00 GAA 2010 9.00 An Aimsir Lithreach 9.05 One Tree Hill (T) 10.00 Seacht 10.30 Nip/Tuck (T) 11.20 Cearts Coir (R) 11.50 Cold Case (R,T) 12.45 An Aimsir Lithreach 12.46 FILM: Midwives (2001) A midwife saves a baby whose mother died in labour only to end up charged with manslaughter. Courtroom drama, starring Sissy Spacek and Peter Coyote. 2.30 to 6.00 France 24 6.00 Oops TV (R,W) 7.00 The Simpsons (R,T) 7.30 The Simpsons (R,T) 8.00 Footballs Next Star (R,T,W) 9.00 Got To Dance (T,W) 10.00 24 (R,T,W) 11.00 24 (R,T,W) 12.00 Road Wars (R,T,W) 1.00 Road Wars (R,T,W) 1.50 Ross Kemp In Afghanistan (R,T,W) 2.40 Dont Forget The Lyrics (R,T,W) 3.30 Are You Smarter Than A 10 Year Old? (R,T,W) 4.20 Battlestar Galactica (R,T,W) 5.10 to 6.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse (R,T,W) 6.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (W) 7.00 Netbusters (W) 7.30 Live Football League (W) Colchester United v Southend United (Kick-off 7.45pm). 10.00 Time Of Our Lives (T,W) 11.00 Netbusters (W) 11.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (W) 12.30 Football League (W) 2.00 Netbusters (W) 2.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial (W) 3.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (W) 3.55 to 6.00 Live Test Cricket. India v South Africa. Coverage of the fourth days play of the First Test 6.00 Eggheads (T,W) Quiz show. 6.30 Priceless Antiques Roadshow (T,W) Controversial items featured on the show. 8.00 University Challenge (T,W) Girton College, Cambridge v St Andrews. 8.30 Delia Through The Decades (T,W) Last in the series. 10.00 Seacht (T,W) Following Paddys shocking revelation, Brian and Pete fight at Eithnes party. 10.30 Newsnight (T,W) Followed by Weather 6.00 UTV Live (T,W) Followed by Weather 6.30 ITV News And Weather (T,W) Followed by Weather 8.00 Hidden Heritage (T,W) Worship associated with water. 8.30 Coronation Street (T,W) 8.59 UTV Live Update (T,W) 10.00 ITV News At Ten And Weather (T,W) 10.30 UTV Live Tonight (T,W) Highlights of the days news. 1.45 Loose Women (R,T,W) Celebrity interviews and topical studio discussion from a female perspective. 2.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,T,W) Guests air their differences. 3.25 to 5.30 ITV Nightscreen 12.45 The Late Late Show (R,T) 2.50 The Frontline (R,T) Political and social debates, hosted by Pat Kenny. 3.50 Shortland Street (R,T) 4.15 Nationwide (R,T) 4.40 Doctors (R,T) 5.10 EuroNews 5.35 to 7.05 Teleshopping 6.00 BBC News (T,W) Followed by Weather 6.30 BBC Newsline (T,W) Followed by Weather 8.00 EastEnders (T,W) Sonia returns for Biancas hen night. 8.30 Panorama (T,W) The new child protection register. Followed by BBC Newsline Update 9.00 FlashForward (T) The detectives investigate a spate of suicides. 9.55 Your Bad Self (T) Sketch show, featuring Michael McElhatton and Peter McDonald. 9.00 News And Weather (T) 9.35 The Frontline (T) Political and social debates, hosted by Pat Kenny. 9.00 Irelands Crime Capitals Donal MacIntyre investigates the role of the IRA along the border, and looks into reports of border hoppers. 9.00 Generation Jihad (T,W) New series. See TV Picks Of The Day, Page 13. Followed by Weather Update 9.00 Law & Order: UK (T,W) Brooks and Devlin investigate the death of a teenager. 9.00 Hustle (T,W) The con-artists set out to rob the National Bank of Syria. Last in the series. 10.00 BBC News (T,W) 10.25 BBC Newsline (T,W) 10.35 Road Patrol NI (T,W) A drunk driver gets aggressive. 11.25 Shortscreen Of Best Intentions. 11.40 Rescue Me (T) Tommy has rocky encounters with Janet and Sheila. 11.45 RT News And Weather (T) 11.50 Mad Men (T) Betty gives birth. Duck tries to lure Pete and Peggy to his new firm. 11.00 Nightly News 11.05 Tonight With Vincent Browne The journalist presents a panel discussion on a variety of subjects. 11.20 Nurse Jackie (T,W) Dr Cooper confronts Jackie about falsifying a file. 11.50 The Virtual Revolution (R,T,W) The political impact of the internet. 11.10 The Lakes (T,W) Meeting the owner of Muncaster Castle. 11.40 Brain Box (W) Followed by ITV News Headlines 11.05 Inside Sport: Michael Johnson, Downhill Skier (T,W) A look at the mindset of downhill skiers. 11.35 Would I Lie To You? (R,T,W) With Fern Britton. 7.00 Nationwide (T) News stories from around the country. 7.30 Scannal! (T) The hijacking of a flight. 7.00 RT Sport On Two: OB Sport The Irish Indoor Athletics Championships. 7.00 Emmerdale (T) Natasha is surprised by Ryans eagerness. 7.30 Coronation Street (T) Leanne refuses to forgive Peter. 7.00 Seven Ages Of Britain (R,T,W) David Dimbleby assesses British art of the Middle Ages. Followed by Weather Update 7.00 Emmerdale (T,W) Natasha is surprised. 7.30 Coronation Street (T,W) Leanne refuses to forgive Peter. 7.59 UTV Live Update (T,W) 7.00 The One Show (T,W) Adrian Chiles presents. 7.30 Compose Yourself (T,W) Followed by BBC News; Regional News 12.05 Off The Beaten Track (R,T,W) 12.20 Antiques Roadshow (R,T,W) 1.20 Great British Railway Journeys (R,T,W) 1.50 Survivors (R,T,W) 2.50 Horizon: Dont Grow Old (,W) 3.50 Wonderland: Virgin Swimmers (R,T,W) 4.30 to 6.00 News (T) 6.00 3e News Followed by Weather 6.30 Xpos Daily entertainment news, with Karen Koster. 7.00 Malcolm In The Middle Lois is given a makeover. 7.30 Malcolm In The Middle 7.58 3e News Update 8.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation A man with an excessively hairy body is murdered. 8.58 3e News Update 9.00 Size Matters Three women embark on a journey to be happy with their breasts. 9.58 3e News Update 10.00 Family Guy Brians long-lost son moves in with the Griffins. 10.30 The Cleveland Show Cleveland discovers that Donna still attends a single mothers group. 11.00 Family Guy Peter causes havoc. 11.30 American Dad! Stan is sent to Saudi Arabia. 11.55 Sex And The City Carrie is attracted to a jazz club owner. 12.30 Sex And The City. Samantha makes an announcement. 1.05 The Closer. The team investigates the death of a paparazzo. 2.00 Law & Order: Criminal Intent. 2.50 Teleshopping 3.50 Law & Order 4.40 to 5.30 Law & Order Peter Taylor, BBC2, 9pm Missed the rugby? Catch up, RT2, 8pm index.html2.html3.html4.html5.html6.html7.html8.html9.html10.html11.html12.html13.html14.html15.html16.html17.html18.html19.html20.html21.html22.html23.html24.html25.html26.html27.html