News Friday, January 29, 2010 D Todays menu Keep public transport clean and tidy by taking your Metro Herald with you when you leave the bus or train Contact usGuilty Pleasures P6 MetroLife, inc TV P12-16 60 Second Interview P15 Puzzles P16 Mailbox P17 Business P18 Sport P21-24 Lotto Wednesday draw: 2, 8, 18, 23, 37, 38, Bonus: 21 Monday Million: 2, 5, 8, 20, 32, 34 Bonus: 3 Saturday Draw: 2, 15, 18, 35, 38, 40 Bonus: 4 Recycle for DUBLIN E-mail: news@metroherald.ie Visit: www.e-metro.ie Newsdesk: 01 637 5975 Advertising: 01 637 5972 Distribution: 01 637 5901 Classified: 01 637 5979 Fact of the day Modern Toilet is a bathroom-themed restaurant chain in Hong Kong and Taiwan. Everything in the restaurant is based on bathrooms. The chairs are unworking toilets, food is served on plastic minature toilet bowls and drinks are presented in miniature urinals. Owner Want Tzi-Wei opened the chain following the success of his ice cream shop, which sold swirls of ice cream in mini toilets. The Ridiculant Something we found down the back of the internet Apple source: The new iPad gadget We dont know whether youve heard this obscure piece of news but apparently a technology company named after a fruit announced some kind of new product on Wednesday. Its a sort of pad thing. You may have spotted it being mentioned in passing by one or two of the news outlets. naturally, the internet immediately sprang into action to make jokes about the iPad. once everybody had got the unfortunate MaxiPad gags out of the way, the web was able to concentrate on doing what it does best: adding new subtitles to the ranting Hitler scene from the film downfall. Within 24 hours, there were no fewer than six Hitler reacts to the iPad videos on Youtube, suggesting that it is probably long past the time for that meme to curl up in a corner and die. But our favourite response comes not from Hitler but actor, comedian and master of the twitter one-liner Peter Serafinowicz, on comedy website funnyordie.com. He gives a rundown of the iPads best features: the ability to make notes, play games and correct mistakes by throwing it in the bin. Belfast Dublin 2day Max: 7c Sunrise: 8.15am Max: 6c 2dayaroundEurope Athens Barcelona Berlin Brussels London Geneva Madrid Paris Rome 16c 12c 1c 3c 6c 3c 11c 5c 11c Min: -3c 5c6c 4c 4c 5c 4c Sunset: 17.02pm 2night Limerick Cork Galway Cavan Derry Tipperary WaterfordKerry Kilarney Donegal 6c 7c 6c 5c 5c 5c Some rain or sleet in some western counties for a time today but brighter and drier elsewhere with sunny spells and scattered wintry showers mostly confined to northern areas. Some scattered wintry showers in places tonight, prolonged in some western and southwestern areas. Very cold with overnight lows of 0 to -3C with frost and icy stretches likely. Cold with northerly winds and highest temperatures of 4 to 6C. Good bright periods but scattered showers also. index.html2.html3.html4.html5.html6.html7.html8.html9.html10.html11.html12.html13.html14.html15.html16.html17.html18.html19.html20.html21.html22.html23.html