22 metrolife Thursday, January 7, 2010 D RT1 RT2 TV3 3e BBC1 Listings Key: R Repeat; T Text; W Widescreen; Pick Of The Day; Films Television tonight 6.00 The Simpsons (T) Cartoon capers with the unmistakable family. 6.30 The Simpsons Cartoon capers. 6.00 BBC News (T,W) followed by Weather 6.30 BBC Newsline (T,W) followed by Weather 6.00 The Angelus 6.01 News And Weather (T) 6.00 Xpos 6.30 Friends (R) Monica and Chandler go house-hunting and Phoebe changes her name. 6.00 3e News 6.30 Xpos Karen Koster, Aisling OLoughlin, Glenda Gilson, Lisa Cannon and Sean Munsanje present the latest celebrity stories. 6.00 Eggheads (T,W) Quiz show, hosted by Jeremy Vine. 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys (T,W) Michael Portillo visits Pontefract. 6.00 UTV Live (T,W) followed by Weather 6.30 ITV News And Weather (T,W) BBC2 UTV 8.00 Life New series. David Attenborough explores extreme behaviour in the natural world. 8.00 Celebrity Mastermind (T,W) With Beverley Knight. 8.30 Seaside Rescue (R,T,W) A rescue operation in Torquay. 8.00 Fair City (T) Dean accuses Kylie of sabotage. 8.30 Neven Maguire: Home Chef New series. Recipes for entertaining at home. 8.00 Emmerdale (T) Sally declares her love for Ashley. 8.30 Coronation Street (T) Joe resorts to desperate measures to pay his debt. 8.00 Deadliest Catch With the Alaskan king crab season due to close in less than 24 hours, the crews race against the clock. 8.58 3e News Update 8.00 Jimmys Global Harvest (T,W) New series. Jimmy Doherty investigates how the worlds farmers will supply produce. 8.00 Emmerdale (T,W) Ashley is horrified when Sally declares her love for him. 8.30 Coronation Street (T,W) 9.00 FILM: Nutty Professor II: The Klumps (2000) Comedy sequel, starring Eddie Murphy, Janet Jackson, Larry Miller and Richard Gant. 9.00 Silent Witness (T,W) New series. 9.00 News And Weather (T) 9.35 Prime Time (T) Current affairs review, plus reports on breaking news stories at home and abroad. 9.00 Taoiseach New series. A history of the position of Taoiseach. See TV Pick Of The Day on Page 21. 9.00 Take Me Out New series. Men try to impress 30 single women and win a date by wrestling, singing, fire-eating and flirting. 9.58 3e News Update 9.00 History Of Now The Story Of The Noughties (T,W) The impact of reality television and easy credit. Followed by Weather Update 9.00 The Bill (T,W) Mickey suspects a man he has questioned for assaulting an imagined love rival is dangerously unbalanced. 10.55 RT News On Two And World Forecast (T) 10.00 BBC News (T,W) 10.25 BBC Newsline (T,W) 10.35 The Last Resort (T,W) The detox begins to take its toll on the group. 10.15 Thats All We Have Time For New series. Satirical news programme with Barry Murphy. 10.55 Brothers & Sisters 10.00 Collision The mystery of Sidney Norriss erratic driving is finally solved. Drama, starring Douglas Henshall. Last in the series. 10.00 Family Guy Peter loses interest in Lois. 10.30 30 Rock New series. 10.00 Nurse Jackie (T,W) Kevin and Jackie are asked to consider putting Grace on medication. 10.30 Newsnight (T,W) followed by Weather 10.00 ITV News At Ten And Weather (T,W) 10.30 UTV News And Weather 10.35 Nightmare On Your Street: Tonight (T,W) 11.25 Hotel Babylon James and Gino hunt for a missing body. 12.25 The Big Bang Theory (R,T) Penny appears in a musical. 12.50 Lie To Me 11.05 Comic Relief: The Net Result (R,T,W) Celebrities help to distribute mosquito nets in Uganda. 12.05 This Week (T,W) 11.50 RT News And Weather (T) 11.55 Who Do You Think You Are? Celebrities trace their ancestry. 12.55 Life (R) 11.00 Nightly News 11.05 Tonight With Vincent Browne The journalist presents a panel discussion. 12.00 to 3.00 Play TV 11.00 Family Guy 11.30 American Dad! Steve makes a plan for revenge. 11.55 Sex And The City 12.30 Sex And The City. Carrie discovers Bigs secret. 11.20 Darts: BDO World Championships (T,W) Highlights of the two opening quarter- finals. 12.10 Darts Extra (T,W) 11.05 Countrywise (R,T,W) The team visits the Isle of Wight. 11.35 Brain Box Interactive game show. 1.45 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,T,W) Channel 4 TG4 Sky 1 Sky Sports 1 6.00 The Simpsons (R,T) 6.30 Hollyoaks (T) 7.00 Channel 4 News (T) 7.55 3 Minute Wonder: Real Life Secrets (T) 8.00 My Big Fat Diet Show (T) 9.00 Gordon Ramsays F Word: The Final (T) 10.00 Celebrity Big Brother (T) 11.10 The Worlds Most Enhanced Woman And Me (R,T) 12.10 True Blood (R,T) Jessicas transformation to a vampire is completed. 1.10 True Blood (R,T) 2.10 Celebrity Big Brother: Live 5.55 Aifric (R) 6.25 Pimp My Ride (R) 6.57 An Aimsir Lithreach 7.00 Nuacht TG4 7.30 Comhr 8.00 An Reachtaire: Gary Hastings (R) 8.30 Ros Na Rn (T) 9.00 An Aimsir Lithreach 9.05 Two And A Half Men (R,T) 9.30 Electric Picnic: An Puball Gaeilge 10.30 Forscal 11.30 An Aimsir Lithreach 11.35 FILM: Grace Kelly (1983). Cheryl Ladd stars as the ill-fated actress turned princess. 1.25 South Park (T) 1.55 to 6.00 France 24 6.00 Oops TV (R) 7.00 The Simpsons (R,T) 8.00 Modern Family (R,T,W) 8.30 Futurama (R,T) 9.00 Bill Baileys Birdwatching Bonanza (T,W) Who better for a spot of celebrity bird watching than Mr Bailey? 10.00 Bones (R,T,W) Emily Deschanel stars. 11.00 Ross Kemp Middle East: Gaza (R,W) 12.00 Road Wars (R,T,W) 1.00 Miami SWAT (R,T,W) 1.50 Road Wars (R,T,W) 2.40 Dont Forget The Lyrics (R,W) 3.30 Nothing But The Truth (R,T,W) 6.00 The Rugby Club (W) 7.00 Carling Cup Football (W) 8.00 Live USPGA Tour Golf (W) The SBS Championship. The first round of the opening event of the 2010 season, held on the Kapalua Resorts Plantation Course in Lahaina, Hawaii. 1.00 Carling Cup Football (W) 2.00 Premier League World (W) 2.30 Time Of Our Lives (T,W) 3.30 Carling Cup Football (W) 4.30 The Rugby Club (W) 5.30 to 6.00 Premier League World (W) 7.00 The Enforcers (R) Health and environmental workers. 7.30 EastEnders (T) Ronnie and Roxy are shocked when their mother arrives. 7.00 The Keepers Of The Planet How mankind has damaged the environment. 7.00 Emmerdale (T) Sallys behaviour shocks Ashley when he asks her to leave the village. 7.30 You Are What You Eat (R) 7.00 Malcolm In The Middle Francis runs away from military school. Frankie Muniz stars. 7.30 Malcolm In The Middle 7.58 3e News Update 7.00 Celebrity Mastermind (T,W) With Mark Foster. 7.30 EastEnders (T,W) Followed by BBC News; Regional News 7.00 Live Darts: BDO World Championships (T,W) The first two quarter-finals at the Lakeside Country Club. Followed by Weather Update 7.00 Emmerdale (T,W) Sallys behaviour shocks Ashley when he asks her to leave the village. 7.30 The Seven Thirty Show (T,W) index.html2.html3.html4.html5.html6.html7.html8.html9.html10.html11.html12.html13.html14.html15.html16.html17.html18.html19.html20.html21.html22.html23.html24.html25.html26.html27.html28.html29.html30.html31.html