D Friday, December 18, 2009 METRO A roofer? No, a hoofer You say you saw a cow standing where? Come on, pull the udder one By Fred Attewill Cow-abunga: the heifer on the roof Picture: Archant FORGET the nursery rhyme about a cow jumping over the moon this animal leapt on to a roof. A neighbour thought he was seeing things when he peered out the window. But after closer inspection he re- alised it was not an illusion the cow was 1.8m (6ft) off the ground. William de Cothi, 17, took a photograph of the agile animal in case nobody believed him. I was looking out of my window when I saw the cow, said the secondary school student. At first I thought that the cow was in the background and not really on the roof. But after a closer look I could see it was on the roof. I got my family to come and look later and they laughed. It was amazing. The cow eventually made its way down but the home- owner in Blagdon, Somerset, called police after finding her roof seriously damaged. This was initially recorded on my figures as a bur- glary so I am glad I can take it off, said PC Ray Brad- ley. If it wasnt for the door-to-door enquires and this photo we wouldnt have found out it was a cow. Tiger had secret child with loverTIGER WOODS problems deepened last night amid speculation he fathered a love child with a mistress who is now demanding 2million hush money. The golfer could be the father of a six-year-old girl, whose mother is Theresa Rogers the oldest of his alleged mistresses at 48. The youngster appears to be Caucasian but no paternity test has been carried out. The alleged affair started before Woods married Elin Nordegren and Mrs Rogers is believed to have wanted a baby by the golfer. Meanwhile, Ms Nordegren (pictured with Woods) is planning to divorce Woods and take half his 700million fortune, it has been further claimed. Ms Nordegren has already contacted veteran Los Angeles attorney Sorrell Trope to renegotiate the terms of her prenuptial agreement and end her marriage, according to the New York Post. Mr Trope, who has refused to comment, has represented Nicole Kidman, Britney Spears and Cary Grant. Ms Nordegren will file for divorce in Woods home state of California, where divorce laws make it easier for her to go after his fortune, claimed sources. She plans to leave Tiger, an insider told People magazine. Shes made up her mind. Theres nothing to think about, hes never going to change. Ms Nordegren was photographed this week near her Florida home, minus her wedding ring. She knew what she was doing when she stepped out and pumped petrol without her wedding ring, a source close to her told a website. She and Tiger are living separately now, but shell be making this split very open and official right after Christmas. index.html2.html3.html4.html5.html6.html7.html8.html9.html10.html11.html12.html13.html14.html15.html16.html17.html18.html19.html20.html21.html22.html23.html