Listings Key: R Repeat; T Text; W Widescreen Channel 43e BBC1 BBC2 UTV 12.00 News (T) 12.30 3 Minute Wonder: Garage Wars (T) 12.35 Wife Swap USA (T) 1.30 FILM: The Black Shield Of Falworth (1954) (T,W) 3.25 Countdown (T) 4.10 Deal Or No Deal (T) 5.00 Paul OGrady Pantomime Special (T) 6.00 The Simpsons (R,T) 6.30 Hollyoaks (T) 7.00 News (T) 7.55 3-Min Wonder: This Is Sculpture (T) 8.00 Christmas At River Cottage (R,T) 9.00 Man On Earth (T) See highlights 10.00 Ugly Betty (T) 10.55 Gordon Ramsays F Word (R,T) 12.00 4Music Favourites: Jamie T (R) 9.05 Go, Diego, Go! 9.30 Cedric 9.45 Mr Men 10.00 France 24 11.00 Mo Laethanta Saoire (R) 11.30 Blaisn Beatha (R) 12.00 Comhr (R) 12.30 FFC (R) 1.00 An Aimsir Lithreach 1.05 The Virginian (R) 2.30 Cla 4 4.50 Ponc 4.55 Pop 4 (R) 5.55 Total Drama Island 6.25 Planet X 6.57 An Aimsir Lithreach 7.00 Nuacht TG4 7.30 Luach r Linne 8.00 Route 66 See highlights 9.00 An Aimsir Lithreach 9.05 Lipstick Jungle 10.00 Survivor: Tocantins 11.50 Rapair (R) 12.20 True Blood (T) 1.25 An Aimsir Lithreach 1.26 FILM: Sweet November (2001) 9.00 Angela And Friends (R,W) 10.30 Cold Case (R,T,W) 11.30 Lion Man (R,T,W) 12.00 The Biggest Loser (R) 1.00 Project Catwalk (R,T,W) 2.00 Angela And Friends (W) 3.30 Sell Me The Answer (W) 4.30 Lion Man (R,T,W) 5.00 Futurama (R,T) 6.00 Oops TV (R,W) 7.00 The Simpsons (R,T) 8.00 Futurama (R,T) 8.30 The Simpsons (R,T) 9.00 UK Border Force (R,T,W) 10.00 Road Wars (T,W) 11.00 Stargate Universe (R,T,W) 12.00 Road Wars (R,T,W) 1.00 Road Wars (R,T,W) 9.00 Football Special (W) 10.30 Super Sunday: The Last Word (W) 11.00 Spanish Football (W) 1.00 Football Special (W) 2.30 Super Sunday: The Last Word (W) 3.00 Spanish Football (W) 5.00 Champions League Weekly (W) 5.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (W) 6.30 SPL Round-Up (W) 7.00 Netbusters (W) 7.30 Live Monday Night Football (W) West Bromwich Albion v Queens Park Rangers (Kick-off 7.45pm). 10.00 Time Of Our Lives (W) 11.00 Netbusters (W) 9.00 Party Of Five 9.55 Charmed 10.50 US What Not To Wear 11.45 US What Not To Wear 12.40 The New Adventures Of Old Christine 1.05 Rachael Ray 2.00 Frasier 2.30 Friends 3.00 FILM: All Things Bright And Beautiful (1994) An altar boy is haunted by what he believes to be religious visions. Drama, with Gabriel Byrne. 4.40 King Of The Hill. Bobby is offered work as a male model for extra-large clothing, much to his mothers delight. 5.05 Andromeda. 6.02 3e News 6.30 Xpos Daily entertainment news, with Karen Koster. 7.00 Malcolm In The Middle Malcolm tries to sabotage Deweys school entry test. 7.30 Seinfeld Jerry arranges for Elaine to move into the apartment above his. 7.58 3e News Update 8.00 NCIS: Los Angeles New evidence comes to light that reveals who shot Callen six months previously. 8.58 3e News Update 9.00 Modern Ireland: Supersized Shes A behind- the-scenes look at the world of bodybuilding in Ireland. 9.58 3e News Update 10.00 30 Rock Jack is promoted and decides Liz is the only one he trusts. 10.30 Hung Lenore offers impromptu branding advice. 10.58 3e News Update 11.05 The Office: An American Workplace Dwights surprise fire-safety drill results in Stanley having a heart attack. 11.35 That Mitchell And Webb Look Sketches include a man with a thirst for drink. 9.15 Animal 24/7 (T,W) 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer (T,W) Followed by News 11.00 Living Dangerously (T,W) 11.45 Cash In The Attic (R,T,W) Followed by News 12.15 Bargain Hunt (T,W) From Newark county showground. 1.00 BBC News; Weather (T,W) 1.30 BBC Newsline (T,W) 1.45 Doctors (T,W) 2.15 Murder, She Wrote (R,T) 3.00 BBC News; Weather; BBC Newsline (T,W) 3.05 CBeebies 3.35 CBBC 5.15 Weakest Link (T,W) 6.00 BBC News (T,W) followed by Weather 6.30 BBC Newsline (T,W) followed by Weather 7.00 The One Show (T,W) Adrian Chiles and Christine Bleakley present the live show. 7.30 Under The Hammer (R,T,W) Rosss Auction House in Belfast. Followed by BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders (T,W) Lucy tells Ian that Bobby is missing. 8.30 Panorama (T,W) Vivian White investigates the Royal Mail, discovering it receives 5,000 complaints a day. Followed by BBC Newsline Update 9.00 Superdocs (R,T,W) Following the work of Belfasts top cardiac, neuro and reconstructive surgeons, as well as looking at the stories of the patients whose lives they save. Last in the series. 10.00 BBC News & Newsline (T,W) 10.35 Life (T,W) Hamadryas baboons, Japanese macaques and capuchins are among the creatures explored. See highlights. 11.35 The Graham Norton Show (T,W) Robert Downey Jr talks about his role as Sherlock Holmes in Guy Ritchies new movie, Ed Byrne takes to the comedy chair, and Will Young performs his single You And I. 8.30 CBeebies 11.10 The Flintstones (R,T,W) 11.35 The Flintstones (R,T,W) 12.00 Daily Politics 12.30 Working Lunch (T,W) 1.00 All Saints (T,W) 1.45 Open House (R,T,W) 2.15 Animal Park (R,T,W) Keepers perform a Caesarean section on a giraffe. 3.00 Diagnosis Murder (R,T) The hospitals new chief of staff is stalked. 3.45 Flog It! (T,W) From the Isle of Wight. 4.30 Ready Steady Cook (T,W) With Jon Sopel and Louise Minchin. 5.15 Escape To The Country (R,T,W) 6.00 Celebrity Eggheads (T,W) Celebrity Mastermind winners take on the challenge. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing It Takes Two (T,W) An interview with the couple who missed out on a place in the final. 7.00 Coal House At War (T,W) Narrated by Nicola Reynolds. Last in the series. 7.30 An Island Parish (T,W) The Rev David Easton goes in search of a new job. Followed by Weather Update 8.00 University Challenge (T,W) Edinburgh takes on Regents Park College, Oxford. 8.30 Miranda (T,W) A handsome man leaves his wallet in the shop. With Miranda Hart and Tom Ellis. Last in the series. 9.00 School Of Saatchi (T,W) A winner is selected from the six artists. Last in the series. Followed by Weather Update 10.00 QI (R,T,W) Liza Tarbuck, Phill Jupitus and Sean Lock join Alan Davies and host Stephen Fry. 10.30 Newsnight (T,W) With Gavin Esler. Followed by Weather 11.20 Have I Got News For You (R,T,W) With James May and Reginald D Hunter. Hosted by Dominic West. 11.50 Defying Gravity (R,T,W) The true nature of the mission is revealed, stars Karen LeBlanc. 6.00 GMTV (T,W) 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (T,W) 10.30 This Morning (T,W) 12.30 Loose Women (T,W) Faryl Smith chats and performs. 1.30 ITV News And Weather (T,W) 1.55 UTV News And Weather (T,W) 2.00 Dickinsons Real Deal (T,W) From Bangor, North Wales. 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show (T,W) With Sooty and Brian Turner. 3.58 UTV Weather (T,W) 4.00 Midsomer Murders (R,T,W) 5.00 Golden Balls (T,W) Game show, hosted by Jasper Carrott. 6.00 UTV Live (T,W) followed by Weather 6.30 ITV News And Weather (T,W) 7.00 Emmerdale (T,W) Charity gives Cains money away. 7.30 Coronation Street (T,W) Deirdre is devastated by how much Ken told the newspaper. 7.59 UTV News Update (T,W) 8.00 Countrywise (R,T,W) Series exploring the countryside. 8.30 Coronation Street (T,W) Ken tries to apologise to Peter for the newspaper article. 8.59 UTV News Update (T,W) 9.00 Out Of My Depth (T,W) Amanda Holden takes part in this pilot for a possible series where celebrities learn new skills and trades. A mentor teaches Amanda how to be a student midwife. 10.00 ITV News At Ten And Weather (T,W) 10.30 UTV Live Tonight (T,W) 11.00 River Monsters (T,W) Jeremy Wade investigates tales of man-eating catfish in Germany. 11.35 Brain Box Viewers phone in with answers to on-screen questions. TG4 Sky 1 Sky Sports 1 Life BBC1, 10.35pm The series ends with a look at the animals closest to us the ingenious primates. With learning and problem solving skills and ability to form lasting relationships, they are one of the most socially complex mammals, illustrated to fascinating effect by footage of a group of macaques in the freezing Japanese Alps hoping to take a dip in a volcano-side thermal pool: put simply, if your names not on the door, youre not coming in. Route 66 TG4, 8pm A documentary charting the journey of a group of Irish bikers and fundraising enthusiasts who each year travel the length of Americas Route 66 in aid of Temple Street Childrens University Hospital. From Chicago to LAs Santa Monica beach, the 2008 event saw 100 Irish bikers travelling the road raising more than 500,000 for the hospitals cystic fibrosis and respiratory unit. Man On Earth Channel 4, 9pm Tony Robinson explores how a small group of our earliest African ancestors were rescued from extinction by the last great global warming event 130,000 years ago. The barren landscape surrounding the oases in which they lived was transformed to lush savannah, enabling them to traverse the continent and eventually make it to Europe. But the Neanderthals, however, didnt fare so well. Monkey business: Getting to grips with the primates Monday, December 14, 2009 metrolife 17 Time team: Tony Robinson goes back 130,000 years On a mission: Bikers against cystic fibrosis travel on Route 66 index.html2.html3.html4.html5.html6.html7.html8.html9.html10.html11.html12.html13.html14.html15.html16.html17.html18.html19.html20.html21.html22.html23.html