D Friday, December 11, 2009 METRO 3 99c BREAKFAST BAP IS AVAILABLE FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY AND IS PART OF THE BK BREAKFAST MENU. BREAKFAST IS SERVED UNTIL 11AM DAILY. SUBJECT TO AVAILABILITY. TM & BURGER KING CORPORATION 2009. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. Curl up and dye BY ROSS McDONAGH Cut above: AndreHairloom: Simon Cowell Cliptomania: Robert Pattinsons styles are getting weirder Pictures: PA TALL, blonde, and attached to a great pair of wannabes its been a big year for Jedwards hair. And the accolades just keep rolling in the boys gravity-defying dos have just been voted into the top ten celebrity hairstyles of 2009. During their now legendary run on the X Factor, the only constant in the Grimes twins wacky performances was that their hair would stay sky- ward, like a Bizarro World GHD job. The pair entered the annual Bryl- creem list at No.9, with Peter Andre managing to wrest the top spot from Twilight star Robert Pattinson. And John and Edward are tipped to replace the presenter duo Ant and Dec who have been separated, pos- sibly for the first time in their lives. Declan Donnelly (the non-receding one) has ranked No.5 on the best celeb hairdos, while his symbiote Ant McPartlin was ranked No.10 in the bad bouffants list. The Lucan Twosome might want to avoid being seen with their manager Louis Walsh his grey bore-fest has been includ- ed in the Worst Celebrity Hairstyles of the year. The Mayo music man- ager managed a shameful 5th on the list but can take solace in the fact he wasnt ranked the worst of the X Factor judges. Simon Cowells Lego- esque short-back-and-sides has been deemed the worst celebrity hairdo, just ahead of Russell Brand. Conor McAllister, co- owner of Grafton Bar- bers, said the Jed- ward was this decades version of the 1990s Rachel, whenwomenflocked to copy Jennifer Ani- stons Friends do. He said the surge of customers looking for the lofty quiff had not died down since the pair left the competition in fact sev- eral women have been seeking the Jedette. But Conor didnt com- pletely agree with the Worst list: I think Louis Walsh wears his hair well; he tries to be trendy but hes not overdoing it. Simon Cowell should be No.1, he added. Someone once said that his hair looks like someone opened the middle page of a book in the centre of his head. Get your locks off: Brands do Beyond the fringe: Jedward enjoy their crowning glory Picture: PA Eye cant believe monocles are back THE fashion visionaries among you probably saw this coming but the latest news is that the monocle is back. Requests for the accessory sported by the eccentric ex-boxer Chris Eubank have started pouring in at one optician and more are sure to follow suit. The return of the eye piece associated with the gentry, odd people and German officers in war films forms part of a comeback for the Brideshead look. This involves sporting dandyish items such as bow ties and a tweed suit. UK High street chain Vision Express said the lonely lens was back in vogue. Were puzzled. Its one of those inexplicable fashion things, said chief executive Bryan Magrath. Monocles appeared in the 1720s, used by academics to examine engravings, before becoming a fashion accessory for the rich. In the public eye: Ex- boxer Chris Eubank does his best to look refined In the public eye: Francis St Claire looks sultry Pictures: Getty/National Curl up and dye index.html2.html3.html4.html5.html6.html7.html8.html9.html10.html11.html12.html13.html14.html15.html16.html17.html18.html19.html20.html21.html22.html23.html24.html25.html26.html27.html