Listings Key: R Repeat; T Text; W Widescreen Channel 43e BBC1 BBC2 UTV 12.00 News (T) 12.30 Wife Swap USA (T) 1.25 FILM: The African Queen (1951) (T) 3.25 Countdown (T) 4.10 Deal Or No Deal (T) 5.00 The Paul OGrady Show (T) 6.00 The Simpsons (R,T) 6.30 Hollyoaks (T) 7.00 News (T) 7.55 3 Minute Wonder (T) 8.00 Kirsties Homemade Christmas (T) 9.00 Kidnapped By The Kids (T) 10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man (T) With Miley Cyrus. 10.50 Without A Trace (T) 11.50 to 2.05 FILM: William Shakespeares Romeo + Juliet (1996) (T,W) 9.30 Cedric (R) 9.45 Mr Men 10.00 France 24 10.30 Dil Beo 11.30 Blaisn Beatha (R) 12.00 Comhr (R) 12.30 FFC 1.00 An Aimsir Lithreach 1.05 The Virginian (R) 2.30 Cla 4 4.55 My Spy Family 5.25 The Hills (R) 5.55 Red Bull X Fighters (R) 6.57 An Aimsir Lithreach 7.00 Nuacht TG4 7.30 Comhr 8.00 Ceol Daniel 8.30 Ros Na Rn (T) 9.00 An Aimsir Lithreach 9.05 Two And A Half Men (R,T) 9.30 Striapacha (R) 10.15 Rapair 10.45 Forscal See highlights. 11.45 An Aimsir Lithreach 11.50 FILM: Scary Movie (2000) 9.00 Angela And Friends (R,W) 10.30 Cold Case (R,T,W) 11.30 Lion Man (R,T,W) 12.00 The Biggest Loser (R) 1.00 Project Catwalk (R,T,W) 2.00 Angela And Friends (W) 3.30 Sell Me The Answer (W) 4.30 Lion Man (R,T,W) 5.00 Futurama (R,T) 6.00 Oops TV (R,W) 7.00 The Simpsons (R,T) 8.00 Modern Family (T,W) 8.30 The Simpsons (R,T) 9.00 Bones (T,W) 10.00 Lie To Me (R,T,W) 11.00 Naked Britain (R,T,W) 12.00 Road Wars (R) 1.25 Ross Kemp On Gangs (R,T,W) 11.00 UEFA Champions League Goals (W) 12.00 Transworld Sport (W) 1.00 Powerboating (T,W) 1.30 Live European Tour Golf (W) 3.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial (T,W) 4.00 UEFA Champions League Goals (W) 5.00 NFL: Americas Game (T) 6.00 Soccerex 2009 (W) 6.30 Premier League World (W) 7.00 Live European Rugby Union Special (W) 10.00 Time Of Our Lives (T,W) 11.00 Premier League World (W) 11.30 Soccerex 2009 (W) 12.00 NFL: Americas Game (T) 1.00 Live NFL (W) 9.55 Charmed. A demon taps into the sisters desires. 10.50 US What Not To Wear 11.45 US What Not To Wear. A woman is accused of dressing too casually. 12.40 Xpos Xtra 1.10 Rachael Ray 2.05 Frasier. The shrink is invited to be a guest speaker on a cruise. 2.30 Friends. 3.00 FILM: White Lie (1991) A New York official travels to the Deep South to investigate his fathers murder. Drama, starring Gregory Hines. 4.50 Xpos Xtra 5.05 Andromeda. 6.00 3e News 6.30 Xpos Karen Koster, Aisling OLoughlin, Glenda Gilson, Lisa Cannon and Sean Munsanje present the latest celebrity stories. 7.00 Malcolm In The Middle Reese perfects a science experiment. 7.30 Seinfeld Jerry, Elaine and George stop for a meal before going to see a movie. 7.58 3e News Update 8.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Nick investigates the death of an accountant and discovers links to his own kidnapping ordeal. 8.58 3e News Update 9.00 Family Guy Brian invites Peter and Lois to Marthas Vineyard for a relaxing holiday. 9.30 American Dad! Stan unwittingly reveals his next door neighbour is gay. 9.58 3e News Update 10.00 30 Rock Jack suspects there is a mole in the team. 10.30 The Office: An American Workplace Michael decides the staff needs help. 10.58 3e News Update 11.00 Big Train (T) Another offering of sketches featuring a host of weird characters. 11.35 Pulling Karl changes his mind about killing himself. 12.10 Supernatural. 1.05 Heroes. 1.55 Seinfeld 6.00 Breakfast (T,W) 9.15 Animal 24:7 (T,W) 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer (T,W) followed by News 11.00 Living Dangerously (T,W) 11.45 Cash In The Attic (T,W) 12.15 Bargain Hunt (T,W) 1.00 BBC News; Weather (T,W) 1.30 BBC Newsline (T,W) 1.45 Doctors (T,W) A troubled teenager draws Ruth into her web of lies. 2.15 Murder, She Wrote (R,T) 3.00 BBC News; Weather; BBC Newsline (T,W) 3.05 CBeebies 3.35 CBBC 5.15 Weakest Link (R,T,W) 6.00 BBC News (T,W) followed by Weather 6.30 BBC Newsline (T,W) followed by Weather 7.00 The One Show (T,W) Adrian Chiles and Christine Bleakley present the live show. 7.30 EastEnders (T,W) Phil puts pressure on Max to come up with the money. Followed by BBC News; Regional News 8.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build (T,W) Nick Knowles and the team help a father and his four children who have been forced to live in a caravan in their garden. Followed by BBC Newsline Update 9.00 Gavin & Stacey (T,W) The Essex boys plan a big night out and a sleepover at Bryns. 9.30 QI (T,W) See highlights. 10.00 BBC News (T,W) 10.25 BBC Newsline (T,W) 10.35 Question Time (T,W) From Wootton Bassett. 11.35 Hearts And Minds (R,T,W) A review of the week in politics at home and abroad. Presented by Noel Thompson. 12.05 This Week (T,W) 12.55 Panorama (R,T,W) 1.25 See Hear (R,T,W) 8.30 CBeebies 11.10 The Flintstones (R,T) 11.35 The Flintstones (R,T) 12.00 Daily Politics (T,W) 12.30 Working Lunch (T,W) 1.00 Open House (R,T,W) 1.30 Live Snooker: UK Championship (T,W) Coverage of the opening sessions in the remaining two quarter-finals at the Telford International Centre, featuring a scheduled eight frames in each match. 5.15 Escape To The Country (R,T,W) Jules Hudson visits Cornwall to help a couple. 6.00 Celebrity Eggheads (T,W) Dermot Murnaghan hosts a special edition of the show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing It Takes Two (T,W) Claudia Winkleman hosts the daily fanzine devoted to the show. 7.00 Off The Beaten Track (R,T,W) Darryl Grimason hikes up Cuilcagh Mountain. 7.30 Hearts And Minds (T,W) Political review. Presented by Noel Thompson. Followed by Weather Update 8.00 The Restaurant (T,W) The three remaining couples hold a cookery masterclass in their restaurants, before delivering what they think is their final service. 9.00 Natural World (T,W) A rescue centre for gibbons in Borneo, set up by Chanee Brul. See highlights. 9.50 Off The Beaten Track (R,T,W) The mountains and coastline of Northern Ireland. Followed by Weather Update 10.00 Blas Ceoil (T,W) From McGrorys in Co Donegal. 10.30 Newsnight (T,W) followed by Weather 11.20 Wonderland: Alzheimers: The Musical (T,W) A Bristol choir made up of people with Alzheimers and their spouses. Last in the series. 12.00 Snooker: UK Championship (T,W) 5.30 ITV Morning News (T,W) 6.00 GMTV (T,W) 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (T,W) 10.30 This Morning (T,W) With Ronan Keating. 12.30 Loose Women (T,W) With Shobna Gulati. 1.30 ITV News And Weather (T,W) 1.55 UTV News And Weather (T,W) 2.00 Dickinsons Real Deal (T,W) 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show (T,W) With music by Tori Amos. 3.58 UTV Weather (T,W) 4.00 Midsomer Murders (R,T,W) 5.00 Golden Balls (T,W) Game show. 6.00 UTV Live (T,W) followed by Weather 6.30 ITV News And Weather (T,W) 7.00 Emmerdale (T,W) Aaron tries to kiss Adam. 7.30 The Seven Thirty Show (T,W) Tina Campbell presents the magazine show. 7.59 UTV News Update (T,W) 8.00 Emmerdale (T,W) Aaron is shocked by his actions and snaps at Paddy and Chas. 8.30 Coronation Street (T,W) Ken stages a protest meeting in the Rovers. 8.59 UTV News Update (T,W) 9.00 The Bill (T,W) Grace is summoned to a Soho brothel, where a woman is holding a man at knifepoint, demanding to know the whereabouts of her missing sister. Ian Kelsey guest stars. 10.00 ITV News At Ten And Weather (T,W) 10.30 UTV Live Tonight (T,W) Highlights of the days news. Plus, analysis and interviews. 11.00 RPM Motorsport (R,T,W) The Rally of Scotland. 11.35 Brain Box Game show. 2.10 The Cosby Mysteries (R,T,W) 3.00 to 5.30 ITV Nightscreen. TG4 Sky 1 Sky Sports 1 The Secret Life Of Elephants RT2, 8pm Its the last episode of the series following a herd of elephants and as hundreds of pachyderms descend on the reserve for the breeding season, the research team hit their busiest time of year. With the help of new technology, Saba Douglas- Hamilton tracks down the bull elephants. Outside the reserve, there is a shocking development when Onesmas Kahindi investigates two mysterious deaths; could poachers be back? Pack your trunk: We say goodbye to the elephants tonight Fiorscal TG4, 10.45pm The Kokonor Lake and its shores have been inhabited for centuries by Tibetan nomads but they have been pushed aside by Chinese officialdom. Since the 1990s, a new challenge has appeared: tourism. Nomad shepherds, who are the lakeside residents, now find themselves deprived of the economic fallout resulting from the tourist explosion in China, and they are reduced to taking their children dressed up in traditional costume to be photographed by the tourists in return for money. But what price their traditions and culture? Culture clash: Tibetan nomads at Lake Kokonor Film Of The Day William Shakespeares Romeo + Juliet Channel 4, 11.50pm Say what you will about the treatment of the Bards most famous love story in this 1996 MTV-inspired version, but director Baz Luhrmann did at least get teenagers to break down their mental block regarding classic English language and realise they could understand it if they wanted to. It doesnt hurt that Luhrmann threw in a cast of beautiful people, a great soundtrack and guns to make this highly watchable. Star-crossed lovers: A thoroughly modern Rome And Juliet Thursday, December 10, 2009 metrolife 17 Gameboy: Stephen fry talks games, QI, BBC1, 9pm index.html2.html3.html4.html5.html6.html7.html8.html9.html10.html11.html12.html13.html14.html15.html16.html17.html18.html19.html20.html21.html22.html23.html24.html25.html26.html27.html