Listings Key: R Repeat; T Text; W Widescreen Channel 43e BBC1 BBC2 UTV 12.00 News At Noon (T) 12.30 Proud Parents (R,T) 12.45 Wife Swap USA (T) 1.40 FILM: Carry On Behind (1975) (T,W) 3.25 Countdown (T) 4.10 Deal Or No Deal (T) 5.00 The Paul OGrady Show (T) 6.00 The Simpsons (R,T) 6.30 Hollyoaks (T) 7.00 Channel 4 News (T) 7.55 3 Minute Wonder: Monkey Business (T) 8.00 Kirsties Homemade Christmas (T) 9.00 Gordon Ramsays F Word (T) 10.00 Russell Brand: Skinned (T) See highlights. 11.05 to 12.05 Cast Offs (T) 9.05 Bo Ag Bogada 9.30 Cedric 9.45 Mr Men 10.00 France 24 10.55 Christmas Dinner With The Druid Chef 12.00 Comhr (R) 12.30 Irish Paint Magic (R) 1.00 An Aimsir Lithreach 1.05 The Virginian (R) 2.30 Cla 4 5.25 The Hills (R) 5.55 8 Simple Rules 6.25 Rad: The Groms Ride The Rockies 6.57 An Aimsir Lithreach 7.00 Nuacht TG4 7.30 7 L 8.00 Cogar (R) 8.30 Ros Na Rn (T) 9.00 An Aimsir Lithreach 9.05 FILM: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005) 11.00 An Jig Gig (R) 12.00 An Aimsir Lithreach 12.05 GAA 1.35 to 6.00 France 24 8.00 Sell Me The Answer (R,W) 9.00 Angela And Friends (R,W) 10.30 Cold Case (R,T,W) 11.30 Lion Man (R,T,W) 12.00 The Biggest Loser (R) 1.00 Project Catwalk (R,T,W) 2.00 Angela And Friends (W) 3.30 Sell Me The Answer (W) 4.30 Lion Man (R,T,W) 5.00 Futurama (R,T) 6.00 Oops TV (R,W) 7.00 The Simpsons (R,T) 8.00 Stargate Universe (T,W) 9.00 Fringe (R,T,W) 10.00 House (R,T,W) 11.00 Lie To Me (R,T,W) 12.00 Road Wars (R,T,W) 1.00 Ross Kemp On Gangs (R,T,W) 11.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (W) 12.30 Netbusters (W) 1.00 SPL Round- Up (W) 1.30 Football League (W) 3.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (W) 4.00 Netbusters (W) 4.30 NFL: Americas Game (T) 5.30 Football Asia (T) 6.00 A- League (W) 6.30 Revista De La Liga (W) 7.30 Soccer Special 10.00 Football Asia (T) 10.30 A-League (W) 11.00 NFL: Americas Game (T) 12.00 Football Asia 12.30 UEFA Champions League Goals (W) 9.00 Party Of Five 9.55 Charmed 10.50 US What Not To Wear 11.45 US What Not To Wear 12.40 Xpos Xtra 1.10 Rachael Ray 2.05 Frasier. 2.30 Friends 3.00 FILM: A Passage To Ottawa (2001) A seven-year-old Indian boy is sent to live with his uncle in Canada when his mother falls seriously ill, and becomes obsessed with the idea of finding a hero who will save her life. 4.50 Xpos Xtra. Round-up of showbiz events. 5.05 Andromeda. 6.00 3e News 6.30 Xpos Daily entertainment news, with Karen Koster. 7.00 Malcolm In The Middle Polly dates both Abe and Craig. 7.30 Seinfeld Elaine wants to hold a baby shower. 7.58 3e News Update 8.00 CSI: Miami The body of a local politician is found in an house, in a neighbourhood where his corrupt policies had caused residents to be forced from their homes. 8.58 3e News Update 9.00 Living With Murder The murder of Sheola Keaney, whose body was found in a secluded lane three days after vanishing while walking home from a night out with friends. See highlights. 9.58 3e News Update 10.00 The Apprentice Business- based reality show in which budding entrepreneurs battle to win a job with self-made millionaire Bill Cullen. 11.18 3e News Update 11.20 The Apprentice: Youre Fired Interview with the shows freshly rejected candidate. 12.05 Supernatural. 1.00 Heroes. 1.50 Seinfeld. 6.00 Breakfast (T,W) 9.15 Animal 24:7 (T,W) 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer (T,W) followed by News 11.00 Living Dangerously (T,W) 11.45 Cash In The Attic (T,W) followed by News 12.15 Bargain Hunt (T,W) 1.00 BBC News; Weather (T,W) 1.30 BBC Newsline; Weather (T,W) 1.45 Doctors (T,W) 2.15 Murder, She Wrote (R,T) 3.00 BBC News; Weather; BBC Newsline (T,W) 3.05 CBeebies 3.35 CBBC 5.15 Weakest Link (T,W) Anne Robinson oversees the quiz. 6.00 BBC News (T,W) followed by Weather 6.30 BBC Newsline (T,W) followed by Weather 7.00 The One Show (T,W) Live topical reports. 7.30 EastEnders (T,W) Archie proposes to Janine. Followed by BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Holby City (T,W) Joseph goes too far when voicing his suspicions about Lauren, leaving Vanessa no option but to threaten him with suspension. Followed by BBC Newsline Update 9.00 Paradox (T,W) A set of images arrives predicting an attack on an anonymous woman, and as the team works to uncover her identity, Callum suspects the pictures are messages from a higher power. 10.00 BBC News (T,W) 10.25 BBC Newsline (T,W) 10.35 Imagine (T,W) Alan Yentob meets singer Joan Baez, who speaks candidly about her career. See highlights. 11.30 Film 2009 With Jonathan Ross (T,W) The host reviews Where The Wild Things Are, directed by Spike Jonze and based on Maurice Sendaks childrens novel. 12.00 The Apprentice USA (T,W) 8.30 CBeebies 11.10 The Flintstones (R,T) 11.35 The Flintstones (R,T) 12.00 Daily Politics (T,W) 12.30 Working Lunch (T,W) 1.00 Open House (R,T,W) 1.30 Live Snooker: UK Championship (T,W) 2.30 Stormont Live (T,W) 3.45 Live Snooker: UK Championship (T,W) Hazel Irvine is joined by Steve Davis and John Parrott for further coverage from the Telford International Centre, featuring todays second-round matches. 5.15 Escape To The Country (T,W) 6.00 Celebrity Eggheads (T,W) With John Inverdale, Dennis Taylor, Mark Lawrenson, Graham Bell and Bob Champion. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing It Takes Two (T,W) 7.00 Live Snooker: UK Championship (T,W) The second round of the event reaches a conclusion at the Telford International Centre. Followed by Weather Update 8.00 A History Of Scotland (T,W) How Scotland became one of the worlds richest nations in the late 18th century, an age when the countrys most valuable commodities made their mark. 9.00 Can Gerry Robinson Fix Dementia Care Homes? (T,W) Part one of two. The businessman tries to improve conditions in care homes. Followed by Weather Update 10.00 Season Ticket (T,W) Thomas Niblock presents an interview with former gaelic football star Oisin McConville. 10.30 Newsnight (T,W) followed by Weather 11.20 Miranda (R,T,W) Penny tries to find a suitable man for Miranda. 11.50 Snooker: UK Championship (T,W) Second- round highlights from Telford. 12.40 to 3.40 BBC News (T) 5.30 ITV Morning News (T,W) 6.00 GMTV (T,W) 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (T,W) 10.30 This Morning (T,W) 12.30 Loose Women (T,W) With Formula One legend Stirling Moss. 1.30 ITV News And Weather (T,W) 1.55 UTV News And Weather (T,W) 2.00 Dickinsons Real Deal (T,W) From Pudsey, West Yorkshire. 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show (T,W) 3.58 UTV Weather (T,W) 4.00 Midsomer Murders (R,T,W) 5.00 Golden Balls (T,W) Game show. 6.00 UTV Live (T,W) followed by Weather 6.30 ITV News And Weather (T,W) 7.00 Emmerdale (T,W) Ashleys trip to see Laurel does not go well. 7.30 Grimefighters (T,W) Inspectors investigate a Chinese restaurant. 7.59 UTV News Update (T,W) 8.00 Coastline Cops (T,W) New series. The work of police officers patrolling Britains shores, beginning with drunken sailors and potential terrorist threats. 8.59 UTV News Update (T,W) 9.00 Lesser Spotted Ulster (T,W) Joe Mahon visits Sixmilecross in Co Tyrone, where he hears about the bygone era of country fairs and discovers the connection between llamas and bouncy castles. 10.00 ITV News At Ten And Weather (T,W) 10.30 UTV Live Tonight (T,W) 11.00 Countrywise (R,T,W) Paul Heiney visits East Anglia. 11.30 Brain Box Interactive game show in which viewers phone in with answers to on-screen questions. 2.10 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,T,W) TG4 Sky 1 Sky Sports 1 Imagine BBC1, 10.35pm Alan Yentob interviews legendary singer-songwriter Joan Baez as she takes him through the highs and lows of her 50- year career. At the forefront of 1960s activism, Baez was an important and influential role model, and though she would never see herself as such, contributions from the likes of David Crosby, Steve Earle and her former lover Bob Dylan show just how well respected she was amongst her peers. No ordinary Joan: The influential life of Joan Baez Russell Brand: Skinned Channel 4, 10pm Frank Skinner talks to the comedian and all-round fop tonight in what is sure to be an entertaining hour of questions, musings and ponderings delivered in Brands unique style. Frank may grate on the nerves a little these days, but he can be surprisingly good at eking information from his guests. Top Brand: Russell answers Frank Skinners questions Film Of The Day Kiss Kiss Bang Bang TG4, 9.05pm A thief decides to pose as an actor to rob his way around Hollywood but finds himself caught up in a murder mystery when he meets a private detective. It seems straightforward, but this is far from it, as conventions are turned on their head again and again and both Robert Downey Jr as Harry the thief and Val Kilmer as the amusingly-titled Gay Perry hammer out brilliant performances. Bang: Kilmer and Downey Jr turn the crime genre on its head Tuesday, December 8, 2009 metrolife 23 Waynes world: Rooney will be in action tonight, TV3, 7.30pm index.html2.html3.html4.html5.html6.html7.html8.html9.html10.html11.html12.html13.html14.html15.html16.html17.html18.html19.html20.html21.html22.html23.html24.html25.html26.html27.html28.html29.html30.html31.html