METRO Friday, December 4, 2009 D STARTSTODAYAT SELECTED CINEMAS NATIONWIDE Fresh and funny, the perfect recession antidote Fresh and funny, the perfect recession antidote Esther McCarthy The Sunday World www.situationsvacantthemovie.com WINE STOCK LIQUIDATION SALE Red, White, Champagne & Sparkling Wines to be sold by the case. From South Africa, New Zealand, Spain, Italy, France, Chile, Argentina & Australia ALL STOCK MUST GO For stock listing visit www.kpmgliquidations.ie UP TO 60% OFF RRP GREAT VALUE DEALS - BUY NOW FOR CHRISTMAS Starts: Friday, 27 November 2009 Location: 1 Old Dublin Road, Stillorgan, Co. Dublin (Green retail unit beside Stillorgan Shopping Centre) Opening Mon-Fri 12 noon - 8.30pm; Sat 10.30 - 6pm; Times: Sun 12.30am - 6pm For sale under the instruction of Kieran Wallace of KPMG, Liquidator Parbind (In Liquidation) 1 Stokes Place, St. Stephens Green, Dublin 2 Beyoncs perfect 10 B eyonc had better keep Kanye West away from the Grammy awards as she goes head-to-head with Taylor Swift for album of the year. The Bootylicious singer led the field with ten nominations yesterday, closely followed by 19-year- old Swift. The country sensation, whose Fearless album is the years biggest seller in America, will compete with Beyonc along with the Black Eyed Peas, Dave Matthews Band and Lady Gaga. Rapper West hit headlines earlier this year when he hijacked Taylors acceptance speech at the MTV Awards to declare that Beyonc should have won Swifts prize. Swift has never won a Grammy, while 28-year-old Beyonc is a ten-time winner in her solo career and her earlier turn in the trio Destinys Child. Her latest solo album I Am... Sasha Fierce produced the hit singles Halo and Single Ladies. U2, whose latest album No Line On The Horizon was given a huge promotional push earlier this year, achieved Grammy nominations for best rock album and best rock song but were shut out of the most prized categories. Winners in all categories of the 52nd annual event will be announced at a televised awards ceremony on January 31.The Ting Tings, Adele, 46-year-old Seal and golden oldies Pet Shop Boys are also up for awards from this side of the Atlantic. The Ting Tings are up for best new artist, while Adele, 21, will compete for best female vocal pop performance for her record Hometown Glory.Successful: Beyonc Top trumps: Katy Perry announces some of the Grammy nominees in LA Hollywood hottie Megan Fox has described millionaire X Factor guru Simon Cowell... as hot. Its the whole mean, powerful, British gent kind of thing, added the 23-year-old. Louis plots bright future for Jedward Louis Walsh will be helping to ensure Jedwards star burns bright that little bit longer after agreeing to manage the 18-year-old twins. The X Factor judge, who steered Westlife and Boyzone to chart success, said: Ive always been convinced they have a great career ahead of them. Im delighted Ill be able to continue to work with them. Were looking into music as well as TV deals. The winner of the talent contest will release a cover of Miley Cyruss Disney hit The Climb as their debut single, it was revealed yesterday. Hair today: The twins Orlando blooming Orlando Blooms attempt to pour cold water on rumours of a split with Miranda Kerr with a romantic meal almost ended as a damp squib. A fellow diner accidentally soaked the star with a drink, forcing him to change his shirt in the middle of the Vegas eaterie, to the delight of some of the clientele. Bloom, 32, sent one of his people to a shop to buy three to choose from. He took his shirt off and let everyone catch a glimpse of his body, a fellow diner said. About 150 thrilled Snow Patrol fans turned up to listen to frontman Gary Lightbody as he played a set in the Dundrum Town Centre yesterday. Playing in the HMV store, Lightbody sang Run and Chasing Cars, as well as the new single Just Say Yes. He later also signed copies of the bands new album. index.html2.html3.html4.html5.html6.html7.html8.html9.html10.html11.html12.html13.html14.html15.html16.html17.html18.html19.html20.html21.html22.html23.html24.html25.html26.html27.html