Listings Key: R Repeat; T Text; W Widescreen Channel 43e BBC1 BBC2 UTV 12.00 News At Noon (T) 12.30 Back To You (R,T) 12.55 Wife Swap USA (T) 1.50 FILM: The Tall T (1957) (T,W) 3.25 Countdown (T) 4.10 Deal Or No Deal (T) 5.00 The Paul OGrady Show (T) 6.00 The Simpsons (R,T) 6.30 Hollyoaks (T) 7.00 Channel 4 News (T) 7.55 3 Minute Wonder: Subtitles Not Included (T) 8.00 Dispatches: Return To Africas Witch Children (T) 9.00 How To Look Good Naked (T) 10.00 Ugly Betty (T) 11.00 Gordon Ramsays F Word (R,T) 12.00 4Music Intros (T) 9.30 Cedric (R) 9.45 Mr Men 10.00 France 24 11.00 Wanted: Dead Or Alive (R) 11.30 Wanted: Dead Or Alive (R) 12.00 Comhr (R) 12.30 FFC (R) 1.00 An Aimsir Lithreach 1.05 The Virginian (R) 2.30 Cla 4 4.50 Ponc 4.55 Pop 4 (R) 5.55 Total Drama Island 6.25 Planet X 6.57 An Aimsir Lithreach 7.00 Nuacht TG4 7.30 Luach r Linne 8.00 GAA 2009 9.00 An Aimsir Lithreach 9.05 Lipstick Jungle 10.00 Survivor: Tocantins 10.55 Rapair (R) 11.25 True Blood 12.30 An Aimsir Lithreach 12.31 FILM: Grumpier Old Men (1995) 9.00 Angela And Friends (R,W) 10.30 Cold Case (R,T,W) 11.30 Lion Man (R,T,W) 12.00 The Biggest Loser US (R) 1.00 Project Runway (R,T) 2.00 Angela And Friends (W) 3.30 Sell Me The Answer (T,W) 4.30 Lion Man (R,T,W) 5.00 Futurama (R,T) 6.00 Oops TV (W) 7.00 The Simpsons (R,T) 8.00 Futurama (R,T,W) 8.30 The Simpsons (R,T) 9.00 UK Border Force (T,W) 10.00 Road Wars (T,W) 11.00 Stargate Universe (R,T,W) 12.00 Road Wars (R,T,W) 1.50 Inside: Supercops (R,T) 2.40 Ross Kemp On Gangs (R,T,W) 11.00 Spanish Football (W) 12.30 Live ATP World Tour Finals Tennis (W) 4.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial (T,W) 5.00 Champions League Weekly (W) 5.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (W) 6.30 SPL Round-Up (W) 7.00 Netbusters (W) 7.30 Live Football League (W) 10.00 Time Of Our Lives (T,W) 11.00 Netbusters (W) 11.30 SPL Round- Up (W) 12.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 9.00 Party Of Five 9.55 Charmed 10.50 US What Not To Wear 11.50 US What Not To Wear. 12.50 Xpos Xtra 1.05 Rachael Ray. With Gordon Ramsay. 2.00 Seinfeld. Jerry turns in Uncle Leo for shoplifting. 2.30 Friends. 3.00 FILM: DC Sniper: 23 Days Of Fear (2003) Drama about the gunmen who caused panic in Washington DC with a series of seemingly random murders. 4.50 Xpos Xtra. Round-up of showbiz events. 5.05 Andromeda. 6.00 3e News See highlights 6.30 Xpos Karen Koster, Aisling OLoughlin, Glenda Gilson, Lisa Cannon and Sean Munsanje present the latest celebrity stories. 7.00 Malcolm In The Middle Hal haggles over the price of Christmas trees. 7.30 The New Adventures Of Old Christine Drama, starring Julia Louis-Dreyfus. 7.58 3e News Update 8.00 NCIS: Los Angeles The team tries to find an ex- marine employed as a security guard who killed an Iraqi businessman he was supposed to be protecting. 8.58 3e News Update 9.00 Modern Ireland: Style Me Famous A look at the staging of the 2009 VIP Style Awards, following Amanda Brunker, Michael ODoherty, Pippa OConor and Brian Ormonde. 9.58 3e News Update 10.00 Im A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Now! Caroline Flack is joined by panellists Jack Osbourne, Richard Arnold and Nicola McLean to discuss the show. 11.03 3e News Update 11.05 Hung Ray turns to Tanya for advice. Thomas Jane stars. 11.40 That Mitchell And Webb Look Sketches include a clip from the first-ever TV broadcast. 6.00 Breakfast (T,W) 9.15 Real Rescues (T,W) 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer (R,T,W) Followed by News 11.00 To Buy Or Not To Buy (R,T,W) Homes in Brixham, Devon. 11.30 Cash In The Attic (T,W) Followed by News 12.15 Bargain Hunt (R,T,W) 1.00 BBC News; Weather (T,W) 1.30 BBC Newsline (T,W) 1.45 Doctors (T,W) 2.15 Murder, She Wrote (R,T) 3.00 BBC News; Weather; BBC Newsline (T,W) 3.05 CBeebies 3.35 CBBC 5.15 Weakest Link (T,W) 6.00 BBC News (T,W) followed by Weather 6.30 BBC Newsline (T,W) followed by Weather 7.00 The One Show (T,W) Christine Bleakley presents. 7.30 Around Ireland In 80 Days (R,T,W) Michael McGarrigle travels around Irish counties. Followed by BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders (T,W) The pressure gets to Phil after Sams disappearance. 8.30 Panorama (T,W) Richard Bilton reports on the little- known joint enterprise law. 9.00 Pilgrims (T,W) The story of thousands of Northern Irish pilgrims who flock to the controversial Shrine of Medjugorje in Bosnia. 10.00 BBC News (T,W) 10.25 BBC Newsline (T,W) 10.35 Life (T,W) See highlights. 11.35 The Graham Norton Show (T,W) Shirley Bassey, actor Michael Sheen and Rhod Gilbert join the host. 12.20 The Apprentice USA (T) The teams try to find a new artist and song. 6.00 CBeebies 7.00 CBBC 8.30 CBeebies 11.00 Schools 12.00 Daily Politics. 12.30 Working Lunch (T,W) The latest stories. 1.00 All Saints (T,W) 1.45 Open House (R,T,W) 2.15 Secret Gardens (R,T,W) 2.30 Stormont Live (T,W) 3.45 Animal Park: Wild In Africa (R,T,W) 4.30 Are You An Egghead? (T,W) The final of the competition to find a new Egghead. Last in the series. 5.15 Escape To The Country (T,W) A couple seeking a retirement home in west Wales. 6.00 Eggheads (T,W) Quiz show, hosted by Jeremy Vine. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing It Takes Two (T,W) Claudia Winkleman hosts the fanzine devoted to the dancing show. 7.00 Coal House At War (T,W) The workers turn up late to the mine and munitions factory. 7.30 An Island Parish (T,W) The islanders prepare for the holiday season. 8.00 University Challenge (T,W) UCL takes on Emmanuel College, Cambridge. Chaired by Jeremy Paxman. 8.30 Miranda (T,W) Penny puts Miranda under pressure to improve her prospects. 9.00 School Of Saatchi (T,W) New series. Charles Saatchi commissions six unknown artists to produce a series of works, with the winner being given a studio for three years. See highlights. 10.00 Seacht (R,T,W) Caroline experiences the darker side of modelling, and Marcas confesses all to Joanne with dramatic results. 10.30 Newsnight (T,W) 11.20 Grumpy Old Women (R,T,W) Featuring Sheila Hancock, Jenny Eclair and Stephanie Beacham. 11.50 Defying Gravity (R,T,W) The crew is plagued with hallucinations. 5.30 ITV Morning News (T,W) 6.00 GMTV (T,W) 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (T,W) 10.30 This Morning (T,W) With Jeremy Kyle, James Morrison, Ben Miller and Alexander Armstrong. 12.30 Loose Women (T,W) 1.30 ITV News And Weather (T,W) 1.55 UTV News And Weather (T,W) 2.00 Dickinsons Real Deal (T,W) From Winchester. 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show (T,W) 3.58 UTV Weather (T,W) 4.00 Midsomer Murders (R,T,W) 5.00 Golden Balls (T,W) 6.00 UTV Live (T,W) followed by Weather 6.30 ITV News And Weather (T,W) 7.00 Emmerdale (T,W) Charity steals the swipe card and heads to the storage unit. 7.30 Coronation Street (T,W) The Connors suggest Maria returns to Ireland with them. 7.59 UTV News Update (T,W) 8.00 Age Before Beauty: Tonight (T,W) Britains obsession with physical appearance. 8.30 Coronation Street (T,W) 8.59 UTV News Update (T,W) 9.00 Im A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here! (T,W) Ant and Dec present the survival challenge, as the famous faces continue their ordeal in the Australian jungle, facing hunger and the dreaded Bushtucker Trials. 10.00 ITV News At Ten And Weather (T,W) 10.30 UTV Live Tonight (T,W) Highlights of the days news. Plus, analysis and interviews with people in the headlines. 11.00 River Monsters (T,W) The stories behind supposedly deadly freshwater creatures. See highlights. 11.35 Brain Box (W) Interactive game show. 2.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,T,W) TG4 Sky 1 Sky Sports 1 3e News 3e, 6pm The news is about to get that little bit more hip as 3e brings us their primetime news round-up presented by three fresh-faced newcomers Caroline Twohig, Cassie Stokes and Paul Walsh. Promising an innovative, fast-paced show offering a new and interactive style, it will feature internet stories, top downloads, Bebo, Twitter and Facebook updates as well as showbiz, sport, national and international news. Any news?: 3e bring us a new team of reporters School Of Saatchi BBC2, 9pm Advertising giant and respected art collector Charles Saatchi turns his talents to the reality TV talent show format, but this series promises more substance than your average Simon Cowell production. Thousands of hopeful artists will be whittled down to 12, then six contestants, all vying for a prize of studio space for three years and a show at The Hermitage in St Petersburg. Notoriously camera shy, Saatchi himself will not appear on screen, but his panel: artist Tracey Emin, art collector Frank Cohen, art critic Matthew Collings and Barbican curator Kate Bush, will offer up more than enough opinion and drama. Art attack: Critic Matthew Collings co-presents the reality art show River Monsters UTV, 11pm Angler Jeremy Wade goes to extraordinary lengths in his mission to find out whether the piranha of the Amazon basin is truly the river monster of nightmares. In Brazil, he swims with them, inciting the piranhas into a feeding frenzy, and also tracks down survivors and eyewitnesses of piranha attacks. In one incident from 1976, 39 people died when a coach crashed into the river and some bodies were so badly mutilated they could only be identified by their clothes. Is this proof that piranhas do live up to their reputation? An inconvenient tooth: Do piranhas deserve their reputation? Monday, November 23, 2009 metrolife 15 Life and death: The killer whale on Life, BBC1, 10.35pm index.html2.html3.html4.html5.html6.html7.html8.html9.html10.html11.html12.html13.html14.html15.html16.html17.html18.html19.html20.html21.html22.html23.html