METRO Friday, October 30, 2009 D The Green RoomBy Neil Sean Celebrities behind closed doors Former Busted star Matt Willis cant see the band getting back together. I think its all moved on a bit, really, he says. But I am up for it if the money is right, of course. Im A Celebrity... winner Joe Swash denies that Baywatch beauty Pamela Anderson had never heard of him when they met for a TV show. She got EastEnders on BBC America and said she knew of my work. The Spice Girls are heading back to TV next year, a source told me. They are planning a reality TV show to find five actresses to play them in a new musical. X Factor judge Dannii Minogue agreed to be interviewed by Piers Morgan to get her side of the story with Sharon Osbourne out into the open. I think its all been a bit one-sided, so now people can hear my version, she told me. Peter Kay has landed the job of hosting this years Royal Variety show, which is being staged in Blackpool this year. He tells me: I am over the Moon. Its the sort of thing you dream of when youre a kid. X Factor winner Alexandra Burke has her eye on acting. I want to do it all, she told me. Would I like to be a Bond girl? Yes please but I would want to sing the theme tune as well. Madonna sheds a tear at orphanage M adonna broke down in tears in a rare display of emotion when she visited the Malawian orphanage where she first saw adoptive son David. The Queen of Pop was then left dumbstruck after an orphan apparently came up and said: You are our god. Where could we have been without you? The normally icy singer, 51, reportedly melted when she went to the Home Child Care Center in Mchinji, where she first set eyes on David Banda, four, in his cot. It was an emotional moment, said centre director Lucy Chipeta. David is too young to understand... but for us who remember the sickly, tiny little baby of 2006, it was hard to hold back tears, including Madonna, she told Us magazine. The visit happened on Tuesday during a tour of the African country, where the star is opening her own girls school. It was the first time David, who joined a warrior dance with his old friends, had seen the orphanage since adoption. Life in Hollywood had done him good, said its founder Thomson Chipeta. He is so boisterous! I cant believe he is the same chap of 2006, he added. But onlookers said adoptive daughter Mercy, four, had all but forgotten her native Chichewa tongue. She is pure American now, said one. By Andrei Harmsworth Visit: Mercy waves to the cameras Tour: Cheeky David strolls with Madonna yesterday Picture: Reuters Porn beats Billie Green Day singer Billie Joe Armstrong spends a lot more time Googling porn and surfing for Megan Fox than for his own band. Its much easier to Google free porn, I like Googling Megan Fox, its much more interesting than Green Day, Armstrong, 37, (pictured) said. Bassist Mike Dirnt prefers pleasing the crowd, saying: If youre playing live at the end of the show, if youre doing it right you can see it in the faces of the people. Leona Lewis tries to stay positive Leona Lewis said the unprovoked attack by a crazed fan could have been much worse. But the singer revealed she had to deal with it after a 1.95cm (6ft 5in) thug punched her in the head as she signed copies of her new book, Dreams, a fortnight ago. Now, after culprit Peter Kopwalczyk, 29, was sectioned this week, the London girl warned other stars to take care as she tried to stay positive. It is just something you have to deal with when you have fame and the positives far outweigh the negatives, she told Sky News. I dont like to dwell on the negatives. Im a very positive person, she added. The 24-year-old said she did not plan to change her way of life and said that, although she did not have bodyguards, she did have people who looked out for her. Turning to lighter subjects, the former X Factor star said her loyalties lie in Dannii Minogues camp because she does like the girls. She also criticised fans who barracked the surprisingly popular Dublin brothers John and Edward Grimes. I dont think anyone should be booed, she said. Why Lady is simply Gaga for Beyonc After teaming up on a music video, it seems Lady Gaga and Beyonc are keen to work on a series of collaborations. Gaga has been spilling the beans on how they plan to work on two forthcoming singles together, and possibly her second album. I want to do my version of Beyonc, Gaga told New Yorks Z100 radio station. The outlandish singer has already had a cameo in Beyoncs forthcoming video for Video Phone a photo was leaked of her on set wearing a white leotard and gloves. [Beyonc] called me and she said, What do you want to do? the Poker Face singer explained. And Im like, I dont want to show up in some frickin hair bow and be fashion Gaga in your video, I want to do you. The whole time I was learning the choreography they were calling me Gee- yonc. The singer is also offering fans a treat if they shell out $99.98 for the Super Deluxe Pack of her extended album The Fame Monster a lock of her hair. Fans will also receive paper dolls, 3D glasses and a Book of Gaga, a collectors edition art table book. Cristiano Ronaldo has revealed he is a budding singing star. The cocky Real Madrid striker, 24, showed off his singing on YouTube, crooning away at Spanish love song Amor Mio. The Portuguese star smiles as he gives it his all in a smoking jacket. The stars you love to love... the stars you love to hate A high resolution photo from Michael Jacksons autopsy is allegedly being touted around TV executives. 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