Listings Key: R Repeat; T Text; W Widescreen Channel 43e BBC1 BBC2 UTV 12.00 News At Noon (T) 12.30 3 Minute Wonder: Juggling Homelessness (T) 12.35 Wife Swap USA (T) 1.35 FILM: Timberjack (1954) (T) 3.25 Countdown (T) 4.10 Deal Or No Deal (T) 5.00 The Paul OGrady Show (T) 6.00 The Simpsons (R,T) 6.30 Hollyoaks (T) 7.00 Channel 4 News (T) 7.55 3 Minute Wonder: One Day In Handsworth (T) 8.00 Location, Location, Location (T) 9.00 The Bigamist Bride: My Five Husbands (T) See highlights 10.35 FILM: Saw III (T,W) 9.05 Bo Ag Bogada 9.30 Cedric (R) 9.45 Mr Men 10.00 France 24 10.30 Dil Beo 11.30 7 L (R) 12.00 Comhr (R) 12.30 Relax With Watercolour 1.00 An Aimsir Lithreach 1.05 Virginian (R) 2.30 Cla 4 5.25 The Hills (R) 5.55 Red Bull Air Race 6.57 Aimsir Lithreach 7.00 Nuacht TG4 7.30 Comhr 8.00 M Na Meala 8.30 Ros Na Rn (T) 9.00 An Aimsir Lithreach 9.05 Two And A Half Men (R,T) 9.30 Cowboys (R) 10.00 Bthar Go Dt An Whitehouse 10.30 Forscal 11.30 An Aimsir Lithreach 11.31 FILM: Splash! (1984) 1.35 South Park (T) 6.00 Good Morning 7.00 Brainiac (R,T,W) 8.00 Lion Man (R,T) 9.00 UK Border Force (R,T,W) 10.00 A Town Called Eureka (R,T,W) 11.00 Stargate SG-1 (R,T) 12.00 The Biggest Loser US (R) 1.00 Project Runway (R,T) 2.00 Bones (R,T,W) 3.00 Cold Case (R,T,W) 4.00 Oops TV (R,W) 4.30 Malcolm In The Middle (R,T,W) 5.00 Futurama (R,T) 5.30 Modern Family (R,T,W) 6.00 Malcolm In The Middle (R,T,W) 6.30 Futurama (R,T) 7.00 The Simpsons (R,T) 8.00 Modern Family (T,W) 8.30 Simpsons (R,T) 9.00 Bones (T,W) 10.00 Lie To Me (T,W) 11.00 Modern Family (R,T,W) 11.30 NCIS (R,W) 9.30 Goals (W) 10.30 European Tour Weekly (W) 11.00 Live European Tour Golf (W) 1.00 Goals (W) 2.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial (T,W) 2.30 Total Rugby (W) 3.00 Live European Tour Golf (W) 5.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial (T,W) 5.30 ATP Tour Uncovered (W) 6.00 Rugby Club (W) 7.00 Premier League World (W) 7.30 Live Premier League Snooker (W) 11.00 Time Of Our Lives (T,W) 1.05 Rachael Ray. The chef prepares tasty recipes. 2.00 Seinfeld. Elaines opinions land her in hot water. 2.30 Friends. Joey takes Rachel to the hospital. 3.00 FILM: Brave New World (1998) A futuristic Utopia is rocked by the influence of a savage outsider who refuses to conform. Drama, starring Leonard Nimoy. 4.50 Xpos Xtra 5.05 NCIS. A Marine is shot dead. As Jethro and the team investigate, they uncover a case of identity theft. 6.00 My Name Is Earl Part one of two. Earl and Billie struggle to get along. 6.30 Xpos Daily entertainment news, with Karen Koster. 6.58 3e News Update 7.00 Malcolm In The Middle Grandma Ida trips on a leaf outside Lois and Hals home and decides to sue them for compensation. 7.30 Live UEFA Europa League Football Celtic v Hamburg SV (Kick-off 8.05pm). Tommy Martin and Kirsteen OSullivan introduce all the action from this evenings Group C encounter at Celtic Park, as the Bhoys target their first win of the campaign in this match against the German Bundesliga outfit. Plus, highlights of Fulham v AS Roma and Benfica v Everton. Analysis from Gary Kelly. 10.30 Dexter The forensics expert discovers a copycat killer is imitating his crimes and tries to bring him to justice, finding a way to destroy incriminating footage of himself. 11.33 3e News Update 11.35 Trailer Park Boys A chicken belonging to Rickys daughter goes missing. 12.00 World Poker Tour. High-stakes tournament poker from world famous casinos. 11.30 Cash In The Attic (T,W) Raising money to help fund a pony. Followed by News 12.15 Bargain Hunt (R,T,W) From Detling antiques fair. 1.00 BBC News; Weather (T,W) 1.30 BBC Newsline (T,W) 1.45 Doctors (T,W) Rob is given information by a local crime-fighter. 2.15 Murder, She Wrote (R,T) Jessica investigates a loan sharks death. 3.00 BBC News; Weather; BBC Newsline (T,W) 3.05 CBeebies 3.25 CBBC 5.15 Weakest Link (R,T,W) Against-the-clock quiz. 6.00 BBC News (T,W) Followed by Weather 6.30 BBC Newsline (T,W) Followed by Weather 7.00 The One Show (T,W) With Adrian Chiles and Christine Bleakley. 7.30 EastEnders (T,W) Heather tells the father of her baby that he has a son. Followed by BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Watchdog (T,W) Consumer investigations, with Anne Robinson. Followed by BBC Newsline Update 9.00 New Tricks (R,T,W) The team reopens a case originally worked on by a corrupt colleague of Sandras father, leading the detective to seek the truth about her familys shady past. 10.00 BBC News (T,W) 10.25 BBC Newsline (T,W) 10.35 Question Time (T,W) With Jack Straw, Nick Griffin and Chris Huhne. 11.35 Hearts And Minds (R,T,W) Political review. 12.05 This Week (T,W) Followed by Holiday Weatherview 12.55 Panorama (R,T,W) 1.25 Saving Britains Past (R,T,W) 1.55 Design For Life (R,T,W) 1.45 Animal Park (T,W) A rhino with life-threatening arthritis. 2.15 Car Booty (R,T,W) From Hove near Brighton. 3.00 Diagnosis Murder (R,T) Dr Sloan strives to prove a lawyer killed an acquitted hitman. Gina Hecht guest stars. 3.45 Flog It! Ten Of The Best (R,T,W) Bargains spotted by members of the public. 4.30 Are You An Egghead? (T,W) Past quiz show winners compete to join Eggheads. 5.15 Escape To The Country (T,W) Alistair Appleton helps a Devon couple. 6.00 Eggheads (T,W) Quiz show, hosted by Jeremy Vine. 6.30 Strictly Co me Dancing It Takes Two (T,W) The stars rehearse for Saturdays show. 7.00 Ceann Dubhrann (R,T,W) The richness of Ulster folklore. 7.30 Hearts And Minds (T,W) Political review. Followed by Weather Update 8.00 MasterChef: The Professionals (T,W) The competition reaches its climax. Last in the series. 9.30 Never Mind The Buzzcocks (T,W) Jack Whitehall guest hosts. Followed by Weather Update 10.00 Blas Ceoil (T,W) From Turners Bar in Armagh. 10.30 Newsnight (T,W) Followed by Weather 11.20 Party Political Broadcast (T,W) By the Ulster Unionist Party. 11.25 The Culture Show (T,W) New series. A special edition from the London Film Festival. 12.30 Loose Women (T,W) With comedian Justin Lee Collins. 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News (T,W) 1.55 UTV News And Weather (T,W) 2.00 60 Minute Makeover (T,W) 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show (T,W) The host is joined by singer Barbara Dickson and chef Rosemary Shrager. 3.58 UTV Weather (T,W) 4.00 Midsomer Murders (R,T,W) Part one of two. A commune leader is killed. 5.00 Britains Best Dish (T,W) The final Midlands heat. 6.00 UTV Live (T,W) Followed by Weather 6.30 ITV Evening News (T,W) Followed by Weather 7.00 Emmerdale (T,W) Cain returns to the village and is disappointed to see Charity still living with Debbie. 7.30 The Seven Thirty Show (T,W) 7.59 UTV News Update (T,W) 8.00 Emmerdale (T,W) Laurel tries to coax Sally into confiding in her. 8.30 Coronation Street (T,W) Carla demands Tony refuse to be Liams godfather. 8.59 UTV News Update (T,W) 9.00 The Bill (T,W) A mother reports her car has been stolen with her baby still strapped inside. The frightened child is eventually found covered in bruises, indicating she has been abused. 10.00 News At Ten And Weather (T,W) 10.30 UTV Live Tonight (T,W) 11.00 RPM Motorsport (R,T,W) Intercontinental Rally Challenge highlights. 11.30 Brain Box Interactive game show. 1.40 Surface (T,W) As Laura and Rich decide its time to get answers from Lee. TG4 Sky 1 Sky Sports 1 Ryan Confidential RT1, 10.15pm Conan OBrien is one of the most influential figures in the US entertainment industry. Gerry meets up with him at Universal Studios in Hollywood, where Conan presents the Tonight Show, the flagship of network television in the US. Conan has been presenting the show since June when he took over from Jay Leno but hes already had a long and distinguished career. But did you know he worked on The Simpsons? Red alert: Gerry Ryan meets US TV host Conan OBrien Oprah Meets Whitney TV3, 9pm Two of Americas most successful divas get together for a chin-wag. This is the second part of the TV3 exclusive in which the I Will Always Love You singer talks candidly and openly about her personal life. Coupled with her appearance on last weeks X Factor, giving advice to prospective stars-of- the-future, shes also frantically plugging new album, I Look To You. On the couch: Oprah gets to work on Whitney Film Of The Day Splash TG4, 11.30pm Starring Tom Hanks, Daryl Hannah, John Candy and Eugene Levy. Directed by Ron Howard. A lovelorn New York City bachelor falls head over fins in love with a mysterious beauty who is actually more fish than femme. Unbeknownst to him, his dreamgirl is really a mermaid who, having once saved him from drowning, shows up at the Statue Of Liberty wearing nothing more than her blonde tresses. 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