Tear here Lift with fork Faster draining Hold at Cool Corner Burnt fingers are a thing of the past. New cool corners boil in the bag rice perfect every time TM //designs/Mars2009 Listings Key: R Repeat; T Text; W Widescreen Channel 43e BBC1 BBC2 UTV 12.00 News (T) 12.35 Whats In A Word? (R,T) 12.50 Wife Swap USA (R,T) 1.45 FILM: The Maverick Queen (1955) (T,W) 3.25 Countdown (T) 4.10 Deal Or No Deal (T) 5.00 The Paul OGrady Show (T) 6.00 The Simpsons (R,T) 6.30 Hollyoaks (T) 7.00 C4 News (T) 8.00 How To Look Good Naked (T) 9.00 The Force (T) 10.00 The Flying Car: Daredevils (T) See highlights 11.05 Derren Brown: Trick Of The Mind (R, T) 11.40 Dizzee Rascal: Video Exclusive 11.45 Real Housewives Of New Jersey (T) 9.05 Bo Ag Bogada 9.30 Cedric 9.45 Mr Men 10.00 France 24 11.00 Wanted: Dead Or Alive (R) 11.30 Wanted: Dead Or Alive (R) 12.00 Comhr (R) 12.30 Relax With Watercolour 1.00 An Aimsir Lithreach 1.05 The Virginian (R) 2.30 Cla 4 5.25 The Hills (R) 5.55 8 Simple Rules 6.25 RAD: The Groms Tour America 6.57 An Aimsir Lithreach 7.00 Nuacht TG4 7.30 7 L 8.00 Cogar (R) 8.30 Ros Na Rn (T) 9.00 An Aimsir Lithreach 9.05 FILM: Universal Soldier (1992) 11.00 An Jig Gig (R) 12.00 An Aimsir Lithreach 12.05 GAA 1.35 France 24 6.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse (R,T,W) 8.00 Lion Man (R,T) 9.00 The Biggest Loser: Australia (R,W) 10.00 A Town Called Eureka (R,T,W) 11.00 The Biggest Loser: Australia (R,T,W) 1.00 Project Runway (R,T) 2.00 Bones (R,T,W) 3.00 Cold Case (R,T,W) 4.00 Oops TV (R,W) 4.30 Malcolm In The Middle (R,T,W) 5.00 Futurama (R,T) 6.00 Malcolm In The Middle (R,T,W) 6.30 The Simpsons (R,T) 7.00 Hairspray The School Musical (R,T,W) 8.00 Stargate Universe (T,W) 9.00 Fringe (R,T,W) 10.00 House (R,T,W) 11.00 Lie To Me (R,T,W) 12.00 Road Wars (R,T,W) 1.50 Oops TV (R,W) 2.15 A Town Called Eureka (R,T,W) 9.30 Football League (W) 11.00 Soccer AM (W) 12.00 SPL Round-Up (W) 12.30 Football League (W) 2.00 Soccer AM (W) 3.00 Netbusters (W) 3.30 Football League (W) 5.00 Netbusters (W) 5.30 Football Asia (T) 6.00 A-League (W) 6.30 Revista De La Liga (W) 7.30 Soccer Special 10.00 Poker Million (W) 12.00 Football Asia (T) 2.00 Seinfeld. Elaine suffers a case of mistaken identity. 2.30 Friends. Rachel and Joey hit the town. 3.00 FILM: Paris Or Somewhere (1995) A serial killer arrives in a small town, where he turns an impressionable womans life upside down. Drama, with Callum Keith Rennie and Molly Parker. 4.50 Xpos Xtra 5.05 NCIS. Gibbs tries to extract information from a convict on death row about where he hid his victims but the killer proves reluctant to confess. 6.00 My Name Is Earl Earl decides he loves Billie and will do anything to be with her. 6.30 Xpos With Karen Koster, Aisling OLoughlin, Glenda Gilson and Sean Munsanje. 6.58 3e News Update 7.00 Malcolm In The Middle Reese goes on a date. 7.30 The New Adventures Of Old Christine The divorcee begins using testosterone cream to control hormones. 7.58 3e News Update 8.00 True Beauty The contestants take part in a hike and are asked to record a 30-second advertisement for a new range of organic products. 8.58 3e News Update 9.00 The Starter Wife Molly begins to wonder whether Zach is able to provide what she really wants from a relationship, and Lou suddenly appears at her back door. 9.58 3e News Update 10.00 The Apprentice The budding entrepreneurs are tasked with creating a TV advert for a mobile broadband company. 11.20 The Apprentice: Youre Fired Brendan OConnor offers a chance to catch up with the shows newly rejected candidate, who reveals what it is really like to face Bill Cullen in the firing line. 12.15 Bargain Hunt (R,T,W) Two teams scour an antiques fair in Peterborough. 1.00 BBC News; Weather (T,W) 1.30 BBC Newsline; Weather (T,W) 1.45 Doctors (T,W) Heston takes Steven to visit Christine in hospital. 2.15 Murder, She Wrote (R,T) Jessica researches a 30-year-old murder for which an innocent man may have been wrongly imprisoned. 3.00 BBC News; Weather; BBC Newsline (T,W) 3.05 CBeebies 3.25 CBBC 5.15 Weakest Link (T,W) 6.00 BBC News (T,W) followed by Weather 6.30 BBC Newsline (T,W) followed by Weather 7.00 The One Show (T,W) Live topical reports. 7.30 EastEnders (T,W) Heather gives birth to a boy, but Shirley misses the event. Followed by BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Holby City (T,W) Connie performs two vital operations as Fayes son Archie is brought in fighting for his life after swallowing a whistle. Continues tomorrow & BBC Newsline Update 9.00 Around The World In 80 Days (T,W) Apprentice stars Nick Hewer and Saira Khan try to get from Cappadocia in Turkey to Kazakhstan in just 14 days, facing a series of problems along the way. 10.00 BBC News (T,W) 10.25 BBC Newsline (T,W) 10.35 Spotlight (T,W) Combating the dissident republican threat. 11.05 My Supermodel Baby (T,W) Documentary following parents and the modelling industry. See highlights. 11.50 Film 2009 With Jonathan Ross (T,W) A review of Fantastic Mr Fox. 1.45 Animal Park (T,W) Longleat keepers try to save the life of a newborn pygmy goat. 2.15 Secret Gardens (R,T,W) 2.30 Stormont Live (T,W) 3.45 Flog It! Ten Of The Best (T,W) Items with a connection to Britains maritime history. 4.30 Are You An Egghead? (T,W) 5.15 Escape To The Country (T,W) Jules Hudson searches for a property for a mother and daughter seeking space in which to open their own business, but who disagree about styles of houses. 6.00 Eggheads (T,W) Quiz show, hosted by Jeremy Vine. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing It Takes Two (T,W) Claudia Winkleman examines the highs and lows of the weekends performances. 7.00 Craft Traditions (T,W) Examining traditional and contemporary uses for clay. Last in the series. 7.30 Ceann Dubhrann (R,T,W) The richness of Ulster folklore & Weather Update 8.00 Off The Beaten Track (R,T,W) Darryl Grimason explores Fermanagh. 8.15 MasterChef: The Professionals (T,W) The three finalists are assigned two more tough challenges. 9.00 Horizon (T,W) Professor Marcus du Sautoy investigates one of the perpetual mysteries of humanity, and how people develop self-awareness. Followed by Weather Update 10.00 The Music Makers (R,T,W) The life of Neil Hannon, known for his chart-topping work with the Divine Comedy. 10.30 Newsnight (T,W) followed by Weather 11.20 Later Live With Jools Holland (T,W) With Basement Jaxx and Yoko Ono, and the Dead Weather. 11.50 Robbie Williams: Electric Proms (T,W) Highlights of the concert in London. 12.30 Loose Women (T,W) 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News (T,W) 1.55 UTV News And Weather (T,W) 2.00 60 Minute Makeover (T,W) A home transformation in Sale, Cheshire. 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show (T,W) 3.58 UTV Weather (T,W) 4.00 Midsomer Murders (R,T,W) Part one of two. Barnaby is called on to investigate a village craft centres finances, but finds himself tackling a far more sinister case. 5.00 Britains Best Dish (T,W) The Midlands heats. 6.00 UTV Live (T,W) followed by Weather 6.30 ITV Evening News (T,W) followed by Weather 7.00 Emmerdale (T,W) Mark convinces Faye he will finish things with Natasha. 7.30 Lesser Spotted Ulster (T,W) Joe Mahon visits Fintown with its lake setting amid the Donegal highlands. 8.30 Grimefighters (T,W) Squatters make themselves at home in a tower block and restaurant inspectors uncover the horrors lurking in a fish-and- chip shop. 8.59 UTV News Update (T,W) 9.00 Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? (T,W) Chris Tarrant hosts the big-prize quiz, inviting another line-up of contestants to answer questions that could change their lives. 10.00 News At Ten; Weather (T,W) 10.30 UTV Live Tonight (T,W) Highlights of the days news. Plus, interviews with the people in the headlines. Including local weather 11.00 Ultimate Ulster (R,T,W) A countdown of the Provinces top 10 public works of art. 11.30 Brain Box Interactive game show in which viewers phone in with answers to questions for a chance to win a prize. TG4 Sky 1 Sky Sports 1 Tuesday, October 20, 2009 metrolife 15 Bar humour: Podge & Rodges new barmaid, Gina, RT2, 10.30pm index.html2.html3.html4.html5.html6.html7.html8.html9.html10.html11.html12.html13.html14.html15.html16.html17.html18.html19.html20.html21.html22.html23.html