Listings Key: R Repeat; T Text; W Widescreen Channel 4 12.00 News (T) 12.30 3 Minute Wonder (T) 12.35 Wife Swap USA (T) 1.35 FILM: The Destructors (1968) (T,W) 3.25 Countdown (T) 4.10 Deal Or No Deal (T) 5.00 The Paul OGrady Show (T) 6.00 The Simpsons (R,T) 6.30 Hollyoaks (T) 7.00 Channel 4 News (T) 7.55 3 Minute Wonder: One Day In Handsworth (T) 8.00 Dispatches: Ready For A Riot (T) See highlights 9.00 Age 8 And Wanting A Sex Change (T) 10.00 Ugly Betty (T) 11.00 Wife Swap USA (T) 11.55 No Angels (R,T) 9.05 Go, Diego, Go! 9.30 Cedric 9.45 Mr Men 10.00 France 24 11.00 Wanted: Dead Or Alive (R) 12.00 Comhr 12.30 Psadh Sl Eile 1.00 An Aimsir Lithreach 1.05 The Virginian (R) 2.30 Cla 4 4.50 Ponc 4.55 Pop 4 (R) 5.55 Total Drama Island 6.25 Planet X 6.57 An Aimsir Lithreach 7.00 Nuacht TG4 7.30 Teach Glas (R) 8.00 GAA 2009 9.00 An Aimsir Lithreach 9.05 Lipstick Jungle 10.00 Survivor: Tocantins 10.55 Bthar Go Dt An Whitehouse (R) 11.25 An Aimsir Lithreach 11.26 FILM: Where Eagles Dare (1969) 2.15 to 6.00 France 24 8.00 Bite Size Brainiac (R) 8.15 Lion Man (R,T) 8.45 The Biggest Loser: Australia (R,T,W) 10.00 A Town Called Eureka (R,T,W) 11.00 Stargate SG-1 (R,T) 12.00 The Biggest Loser: Australia (R,W) 1.00 Project Runway (R,T) 2.00 Bones (R,T,W) 3.00 Cold Case (R,T,W) 4.00 Oops TV (R,W) 4.30 Malcolm In The Middle (R,T,W) 5.00 Futurama (R,T) 6.00 Malcolm In The Middle (R,T,W) 6.30 The Simpsons (R,T) 7.00 Hairspray: The Story So Far (T,W) 8.00 Modern Family (R,T,W) 8.30 The Simpsons (R,T) 9.00 UK Border Force (T,W) 11.00 Stargate Universe (R,T,W) 12.00 Road Wars (R,T,W) 1.00 Street Wars (R) 1.50 Bones (R,T,W) 10.30 Super Sunday: The Last Word (W) 11.00 Spanish Football (W) 1.00 Football Special (W) 2.30 Super Sunday: The Last Word (W) 3.00 Spanish Football (W) 5.00 Champions League Weekly (W) 5.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (W) 6.30 SPL Round-Up (W) 7.00 Netbusters (W) 7.30 Live Football League (W) 10.00 Time Of Our Lives (T,W) BBC1 11.30 Cash In The Attic (T,W) A woman from West Sussex sells her valuables. Followed by News 12.15 Bargain Hunt (R,T,W) 1.00 BBC News; Weather (T,W) 1.30 BBC Newsline (T,W) 1.45 Doctors (T,W) Karen suspects Jimmis patient of stealing. 2.15 Murder, She Wrote (R,T) Jessica enters the seedy world of political corruption to investigate a double murder. 3.00 BBC News; Weather; BBC Newsline (T,W) 3.05 CBeebies 3.25 CBBC 5.15 Weakest Link (T,W) 6.00 BBC News (T,W) followed by Weather 6.30 BBC Newsline (T,W) followed by Weather 7.00 The One Show (T,W) 7.30 Dancehall Sweethearts (R,T,W) Couples who frequented Northern Irelands dancehalls in the Fourties, Fifties and Sixties. Followed by BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders (T,W) Heathers waters break. 8.30 Panorama (T,W) An investigation into racism and anti-social behaviour. Followed by BBC Newsline Update 9.00 Show Me The Mummy (T,W) In 1835, the mummified remains of Takabuti were unwrapped in Belfast. Now, for the first time in thousands of years, her face is revealed. See highlights. 10.00 BBC News (T,W) 10.25 BBC Newsline (T,W) 10.35 Life (T,W) How reptiles and amphibians conquer their shortcomings. 11.35 The Graham Norton Show (T,W) The host is joined by TV personality Katie Price, stand-up comedian Jo Brand and novelist Jackie Collins. 12.20 Diwali: Hindu Health Check (T,W) BBC2 1.45 Animal Park (R,T,W) A sea lion is born. 2.15 Secret Gardens (R,T,W) The best gardens in the Province. 2.30 Stormont Live (T,W) The Northern Ireland Executive and Assembly. 3.45 Flog It! Ten Of The Best (T,W) Paul Martin trawls through the archive of the antiques show to find the best books that have appeared. 4.30 Are You An Egghead? (T,W) Past quiz show winners compete to join Eggheads. 5.15 Escape To The Country (T,W) 6.00 Eggheads (T,W) Quiz show, hosted by Jeremy Vine. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing It Takes Two (T,W) An interview with the latest couple to leave. 7.00 Festival Nights This years Ulster Bank Festival. 7.30 An Island Parish (T,W) New series. The Rev David Easton discovers he has been voted off the Isles of Scilly. Followed by Weather Update 8.00 University Challenge (T,W) University College London and Clare College, Cambridge compete. 8.30 MasterChef: The Professionals (T,W) The three finalists prepare tea. 9.15 Design For Life (T,W) Finalists Isla Parry and Mike Cloke perfect their prototypes. Last in the series. Followed by Weather Update 10.15 Dragons Den Online (T,W) Submissions include a patriotic football song. Last in the series. 10.30 Newsnight (T,W) followed by Weather 11.20 Seacht (R,T,W) Brian makes a discovery about Kate, Marcas and Joanne bond, and Linda rekindles her passion for Jane. 11.50 Have I Got News For You (R,T,W) Martin Clunes hosts. UTV 2.00 60 Minute Makeover (T,W) Home improvement challenge. 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show (T,W) With guests Fay Weldon and All Angels. 3.58 UTV Weather (T,W) 4.00 Midsomer Murders (R,T,W) Part two of two. Barnaby exposes the Inkpen family secrets. 5.00 Britains Best Dish (T,W) The Midlands heats begin in Birmingham as Ed Baines, Jilly Goolden and John Burton Race give their verdicts on dishes including quails eggs and tandoori chicken. 6.00 UTV Live (T,W) followed by Weather 6.30 ITV Evening News (T,W) followed by Weather 7.00 Emmerdale (T,W) Faye gives Mark an ultimatum. 7.30 Coronation Street (T,W) Tony is called away from Liams christening. 7.59 UTV News Update (T,W) 8.00 Health Records For Sale: Tonight (T,W) The illegal market in medical records. 8.30 Coronation Street (T,W) Carla gives Tony an ultimatum. 8.59 UTV News Update (T,W) 9.00 Murderland (T,W) New series. Thriller showing a murder from three different perspectives and two time frames, starring Robbie Coltrane, Amanda Hale and Bel Powley. See highlights. 10.00 News At Ten And Weather (T,W) 10.30 UTV Live Tonight (T,W) 11.00 Countrywise (T,W) Paul Heiney goes fossil hunting in Dorset. 11.30 Brain Box Interactive game show. Interactive game show. Followed by ITV News Headlines 3e 12.50 Xpose Xtra 1.05 Rachael Ray. With author Robin McGraw. 2.00 Seinfeld. Jerry wonders why everyone thinks his new girlfriend is a loser, and Elaine turns to Kramer for help. 2.30 Friends. Rachel propositions Joey. 3.00 FILM: Greyhounds (1994) An ambitious district attorney assembles a crack team to solve baffling cases. Thriller, starring James Coburn, Robert Guillaume and Pat Morita. 4.50 Xpose Xtra 5.05 NCIS. Part two of two. Gibbs goes after Ari. 6.00 My Name Is Earl Randy tries to wake Earl from his coma. 6.30 Xpose 6.58 3e News Update 7.00 Malcolm In The Middle Malcolm dates a girl. 7.30 The New Adventures Of Old Christine Barb and Matthew pretend they are inseparable. 7.58 3e News Update 8.00 CSI: Miami Shots are fired at a rap stars concert, but when the body of a security guard is found, it seems the musician may not have been the intended target. 8.58 3e News Update 9.00 Raising The Bar Jerry defends a man who robbed a hit-and-run driver after following him. 9.58 3e News Update 10.00 30 Rock Liz returns to the dating game. 10.30 Hung Rays neighbour files a complaint against him for public indecency. See highlights 11.03 3e News Update 11.05 The Office: An American Workplace Part two of two. Dwight and Meredith haze a new employee. 11.35 Trailer Park Boys Randy and Mr Lahey ruin the picnic. TG4 Sky 1 Sky Sports 1 Murderland UTV, 9pm Restoring our faith in UTV drama is this little gem, which tells a story over three parts from three perspectives. The focus tonight is on Carol, who wants to help police solve the case of her murdered prostitute mother. Tension and intrigue bubble under the surface and the performances are all top- drawer, including Robbie Coltrane as a creepy policeman and youngster Bel Powley as the teenage Carol. Cops and robbers: Robbie Coltrane and Sharon Small Show Me The Mummy BBC1, 9pm A team of experts uses cutting edge technology and science to reveal more about the Mummy named Takabuti who has resided in the Ulster Museum since the mid-1800s. We travel as far as the deserts of Cairo and Luxor to discover where Takabuti lived, what life was really like for her during the Egyptian 25th Dynasty, how she came to be in Belfast and what this famous lady would have looked like during her life. Mums the word: The Egyptian Mummy gets a scan Dispatches: Ready For A Riot Channel 4, 8pm The death of 47-year-old Ian Tomlinson during the G20 protests in April and the images of police batons raining down on protestors have put the spotlight on police tactics during public demos. Dispatches investigates the level of training officers are given, looking at how the police are taught to judge the level of force required and the tactic of containment, which brings protestors face-to-face with armed police. Powerplay: How riot police deal with the challenging crowds Monday, October 19, 2009 metrolife 15 index.html2.html3.html4.html5.html6.html7.html8.html9.html10.html11.html12.html13.html14.html15.html16.html17.html18.html19.html20.html21.html22.html23.html