Listings Key: R Repeat; T Text; W Widescreen Channel 43e BBC1 BBC2 UTV 12.00 News At Noon (T) 12.30 Glamour Puds (T) 1.00 FILM: Ice Cold In Alex (1958, b/w) (T) 3.25 Countdown (T) 4.10 Deal Or No Deal (T) 5.00 The Paul OGrady Show (T) 6.00 The Simpsons (T) 6.30 Hollyoaks (T) 7.00 Channel 4 News (T) 7.55 3 Minute Wonder: Frieze Films (T) 8.00 How To Look Good Naked (T) 9.00 The Force (T) 10.40 Derren Brown: Trick Of The Mind (R,T) 11.10 to 12.10 The Real Housewives Of New Jersey (T) 8.40 Dora The Explorer (R,T) 9.05 Bo Ag Bogada 9.30 Cedric 9.45 Mr Men 10.00 France 24 11.00 Wanted: Dead Or Alive (R) 11.30 Wanted: Dead Or Alive (R) 12.00 Comhr (R) 12.30 Relax With Watercolour 1.00 An Aimsir Lithreach 1.05 The Virginian (R) 2.30 Cla 4 5.25 The Hills (R) 5.55 8 Simple Rules 6.25 RAD: The Groms Tour America 6.57 An Aimsir Lithreach 7.00 Nuacht TG4 7.30 7 L 8.00 Cogar (R) 8.30 Ros Na Rn (T) 9.00 An Aimsir Lithreach 9.05 FILM: Conspiracy Theory (1997) Thriller, starring Mel Gibson. 11.30 An Jig Gig (R) 12.30 An Aimsir Lithreach 12.35 GAA 9.00 The Biggest Loser: Australia (R,W) 10.00 A Town Called Eureka (R,T,W) 11.00 Stargate SG-1 (R,T) 12.00 The Biggest Loser: Australia (R,W) 1.00 Project Runway (R,T) 2.00 Bones (R,T,W) 3.00 Cold Case (R,T,W) 4.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse (R,T,W) 5.00 Malcolm In The Middle (R,T,W) 5.30 Futurama (R,T) 6.00 Malcolm In The Middle (R,T,W) 6.30 Futurama (R,T) 7.00 The Simpsons (R,T) 7.30 The Simpsons (R,T) 8.00 Stargate Universe (T,W) 9.00 Welcome To Stargate Universe (R) 9.30 Fringe (R,T,W) 10.40 Justin Lee Collins: The Wrestler (R) 11.40 Road Wars (R,T,W) 7.00 Live Masters Tennis (W) 3.00 Netbusters (W) 3.30 Football League (W) 5.00 Netbusters (W) 5.30 NFL: Total Access 6.30 Football Asia (T) 7.00 A- League (W) 7.30 Live International Football (W) Republic of Ireland Under- 21s v Switzerland Under-21s 10.00 Football Asia (T) 10.30 A-League (W) 11.00 NFL 12.00 International Football 9.00 Party Of Five 9.55 10 Years Younger 10.55 10 Years Younger 11.55 US What Not To Wear 12.55 Xpos Xtra 1.05 Rachael Ray 2.00 Seinfeld. Jerry helps Newman get a transfer. 2.30 Friends. 3.00 FILM: Jack Reed: Badge Of Honour (1993) Thriller, starring Brian Dennehy, Susan Ruttan and Alice Krige. 4.50 Xpos Xtra 5.00 NCIS. Tony opens a letter containing a mysterious white powder that infects him with a deadly virus. 6.05 My Name Is Earl Part one of two. A comatose Earl dreams he is the star of his own sitcom. With Alyssa Milano. 6.30 Xpos Daily entertainment news, with Karen Koster. 6.58 3e News Update 7.00 Malcolm In The Middle Malcolm suffers humiliation. 7.30 The New Adventures Of Old Christine The divorcee deals with the end of her relationship with Mr Harris. 7.58 3e News Update 8.00 True Beauty While taking part in a photo shoot with senior citizens, the contestants are scrutinised for the level of respect they show their elders. 8.58 3e News Update 9.00 The Starter Wife Molly considers changing her writing to include the perspective of a private investigator, Joan faces a dilemma and Felix has an argument with Rodney. 9.58 3e News Update 10.00 The Apprentice Bill Cullen gives each team a house in Dublin that needs renovating. 11.15 The Apprentice: Youre Fired Brendan OConnor catches up with the shows freshly rejected candidate. 11.55 World Poker Tour Action from the latest heat of the high-stakes tournament. 6.00 Breakfast (T,W) 9.15 Helicopter Heroes (T,W) 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer (T,W) Followed by News 11.00 To Buy Or Not To Buy (T,W) 11.30 Cash In The Attic (T,W) Followed by News 12.15 Bargain Hunt (R,T,W) 1.00 BBC News; Weather (T,W) 1.30 BBC Newsline; Weather (T,W) 1.45 Doctors (T,W) 2.15 Murder, She Wrote (R,T) 3.00 BBC News; Weather; BBC Newsline (T,W) 3.05 CBeebies 3.25 CBBC 5.15 Weakest Link (T,W) 6.00 BBC News (T,W) followed by Weather 6.30 BBC Newsline (T,W) followed by Weather 7.00 The One Show (T,W) Adrian Chiles and Christine Bleakley present the live topical show. 7.30 EastEnders (T,W) Sam infuriates Phil by taking a job at R&R. Followed by BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Holby City (T,W) A patient Maria helps reunite with her mother offers the injured nurse renewed hope of walking again. Connie impresses the new chief executive. 9.00 Around The World In 80 Days (T,W) New series. Six pairs of celebrities try to circumnavigate the world without the use of air travel. See highlights. 10.00 BBC News (T,W) 10.25 BBC Newsline (T,W) 10.35 Spotlight Special (T,W) A studio audience questions politicians. 11.35 The Marchioness: A Survivors Story (T,W) 12.35 Secret Gardens (R,T,W) 12.50 Last Chance To See (R,T,W) 1.50 See Hear (R,T,W) 2.20 Criminal Justice (R,T,W) 6.00 CBeebies 7.00 CBBC 8.30 CBeebies 11.00 Schools 12.00 Daily Politics (T,W) 12.30 Working Lunch (T,W) 1.00 All Saints (T,W) 1.45 Animal Park (R,T,W) 2.30 Stormont Live (T,W) The Northern Ireland Executive and Assembly. 3.00 Diagnosis Murder (R,T,W) 3.45 Flog It! Ten Of The Best (T,W) 4.30 Are You An Egghead? (T,W) Quiz show winners compete to join Eggheads. 5.15 Escape To The Country (T,W) A military couple looking to settle in Dorset. 6.00 Eggheads (T,W) Quiz show, hosted by Dermot Murnaghan. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing It Takes Two (T,W) Claudia Winkleman examines the weekends performances. 7.00 Craft Traditions (T,W) The skills required to forge iron. 7.30 Gleann Bheatha (T,W) A look back over an eventful year at Glenveagh National Park. Last in the series. Followed by Weather Update 8.00 Off The Beaten Track (R,T,W) Darryl Grimason hikes up Cuilcagh Mountain. 8.15 MasterChef: The Professionals (T,W) Two chefs work at a Mayfair restaurant. 9.00 Horizon (T,W) Dr John Marsden examines the dangers of over-indulging in alcohol. See highlights. 10.00 The Music Makers (R,T,W) An insight into the life and achievements of songstress Mary Black, whose musical career spans 25 years. 10.30 Newsnight (T,W) 11.20 Later Live With Jools Holland (T,W) With Seasick Steve, Wolfmother, Magazine, Jimmy Ruffin and La Roux. 11.50 The Choir Revisited (R,T,W) Gareth Malone reflects on an eventful year for the choir. 5.30 ITV Morning News (T,W) 6.00 GMTV (T,W) 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (T,W) 10.30 This Morning (T,W) 12.30 Loose Women (T,W) 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News (T,W) 1.55 UTV News And Weather (T,W) 2.00 60 Minute Makeover (T,W) 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show (T,W) 3.58 UTV Weather (R,T,W) 4.00 Midsomer Murders (R,T,W) Part two of two. 5.00 Britains Best Dish (T,W) The South East of England heats continue. Presented by Mark Nicholas. 6.00 UTV Live (T,W) followed by Weather 6.30 ITV Evening News (T,W) followed by Weather 7.00 Emmerdale (T,W) Chas clashes with Gennie. 7.30 Grimefighters (T,W) Extreme cleaners embark on a mission to destroy a rat infestation. 7.59 UTV News Update (T,W) 8.00 Lesser Spotted Ulster (T,W) Joe Mahon explores the hills around the town of Beragh in Co Tyrone, where he finds a toothache tree. 8.59 UTV News Update (T,W) 9.00 Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? (T,W) Contestants answer questions that could change their lives with lifelines Ask the Audience, Phone a Friend and 50-50 available if they get stuck. 10.00 News At Ten And Weather (T,W) 10.30 UTV Live Tonight (T,W) 11.00 Ultimate Ulster (R,T,W) Frank Mitchell presents a countdown of the Provinces favourite meals. 11.30 Brain Box Interactive game show with cash prizes. 2.10 Red Bull Air Race (W) TG4 Sky 1 Sky Sports 1 Around The World In 80 Days BBC1, 9pm There may well come a day when the people who make TV programmes will run out of things to do with celebrities, but for now here is another attempt to get them out of their comfort zones. Six pairs will attempt to re-enact the epic journey of Phileas Fogg and travel around the world in 80 days. Oh, and the one mode of transport that is not allowed is the plane. At least its for a good cause Children In Need. Foggy notion: Celebrities try to emulate Phileass journey Summer Heights High RT2, 11.25pm Australian comedy drama is enjoying something of a golden age at the moment, and while we must applaud RT for bringing us Kath & Kim, The Librarians, and now this high school mockumentary, we must also ask why they insist on airing them after 11pm at night. Chris Lilley wrote and stars as three stand-out personalities at a Melbourne high school, and his cutting satire of teen melodrama is spot on. School daze: Chris Lilley in Summer Heights High Film Of The Day Conspiracy Theory TG4, 9.05pm The magnificent Ice Cold In Alex is on at 1pm while most of us are (hopefully) in work, so this Richard Donner film about a paranoid New York cabbie who thinks they are out to get him is the best film on offer tonight. Mel Gibson plays the part of the unhinged Jerry Fletcher well, with Julia Roberts and Patrick Stewart providing able support. Conspiracy theorists might chuckle knowingly at some of the theories put forward, but for most of us its just a bit of harmless fun. Mad Mel: Gibson thinks they are all out to get him Tuesday, October 13, 2009 metrolife 15 Dark Cave: Nicks book is reviewed on The View, RT1, 11.15pm index.html2.html3.html4.html5.html6.html7.html8.html9.html10.html11.html12.html13.html14.html15.html16.html17.html18.html19.html20.html21.html22.html23.html