Wednesday, September 30, 2009 metrolife 15 Listings Key: R Repeat; T Text; W Widescreen Channel 4BBC1 BBC2 UTV 3e 12.00 News At Noon (T) 12.30 Property Snakes And Ladders (R,T) 1.35 FILM: The Captive Heart (1946, b/w) (T) 3.25 Countdown (T) 4.10 Deal Or No Deal (T) 5.00 The Paul OGrady Show (T) 6.00 The Simpsons (T) 6.30 Hollyoaks (T) 7.00 Channel 4 News (T) 7.55 3 Minute Wonder: This Is Our Youth (T) 8.00 Ruth Watsons Hotel Rescue (T) 9.00 The Secret Millionaire (T) 10.00 Ugly Betty (T) 11.00 Dawn Porter: Geisha Girl (R,T) 10.00 France 24 10.30 Dil Beo 11.30 Wanted: Dead Or Alive (R) 12.00 Comhr (R) 12.30 Ros Na Rn (R) 1.00 An Aimsir Lithreach 1.05 The Virginian (R) 2.30 Cla 4 5.25 The Hills (R) 5.55 Aifric (R) 6.25 Pimp My Ride (R) 6.57 An Aimsir Lithreach 7.00 Nuacht TG4 7.30 Thar Sile See highlights 8.00 Stl Na Ralt 8.30 Gossip Girl 9.25 An Aimsir Lithreach 9.30 Rsa Na Gaillimhe Se highlights 10.20 Glr Tre 11.05 Imeall 11.35 An Aimsir Lithreach 11.36 Aussie Rules 12.40 The Wire (R) Bubbles sets Herc up. 1.45 to 6.00 France 24 10.00 Stargate Atlantis (R,T,W) 11.00 Stargate Atlantis (R,T,W) 12.00 The Biggest Loser: Australia (R,W) 12.30 The Biggest Loser: Australia (R,W) 1.00 Dont Forget The Lyrics US (R,W) 2.00 Bones (R,T,W) 3.00 Cold Case (R,T,W) 4.00 Malcolm In The Middle (R,T,W) 4.30 Oops TV (R,W) 5.00 Futurama (R,T) 5.30 Futurama (R,T) 6.00 Malcolm In The Middle (R,T,W) 6.30 The Simpsons (R,T) 7.00 The Simpsons (R,T) 7.30 Futurama (R) 8.00 Project Runway (T,W) 9.00 Martina Coles The Take (R,T,W) 10.00 Martina Coles The Take (R,T,W) 11.00 Law & Order (W) 12.00 Fringe (R,T,W) 1.10 Street Wars (R,T,W) 8.00 Live ICC Champions Trophy Cricket (W) 5.00 Live ICC Champions Trophy Cricket (W) 10.00 Youre On Sky Sports! 11.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial (T,W) 12.00 Total Rugby (W) 12.30 UEFA Champions League Goals (W) 1.30 Poker Million (W) 3.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial (T,W) 4.00 UEFA Champions League Goals (W) 6.00 Breakfast (T,W) 9.15 Animal 24:7 (T,W) 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer (T,W) followed by News 11.00 Cowboy Trap (T,W) 11.45 Cash In The Attic (R,T,W) 12.15 Bargain Hunt (T,W) 1.00 BBC News; Weather (T,W) 1.30 BBC Newsline (T,W) 1.45 Doctors (T,W) Lily helps a family cope with illness. 2.15 Murder, She Wrote (R,T) 3.00 BBC News; Weather; BBC Newsline (T,W) 3.05 CBeebies 3.25 CBBC 5.15 Weakest Link (T,W) Anne Robinson piles on the pressure. 6.00 BBC News (T,W) followed by Weather 6.30 BBC Newsline (T,W) followed by Weather 6.55 Party Political Broadcast (R,T,W) By the Welsh Labour Party. 7.00 The One Show (T,W) Topical magazine show. 7.30 Nigel Slaters Simple Suppers (T,W) The chef prepares easy recipes with classic ingredients. Followed by BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Dying To Be Treated? (T,W) Panorama special examining the policies applied to cut waiting lists on the NHS by using private sector clinics to treat patients. Followed by BBC Newsline Update 9.00 The Secret Life Of Twins (T,W) Chris and Xand Van Tulleken investigate the factors that influence the genetics of twins, suggesting the environment has a role in modifying genes. See highlights. 10.00 BBC News (T,W) 10.35 The National Lottery Draws (T,W) 10.45 The Music Makers (T,W) New series. Four of Irelands most famous musicians. 11.15 FILM: 16 Blocks (2006) (T,W) Thriller, starring Bruce Willis, Mos Def and David Morse. 12.50 BBC News (T) 1.25 MasterChef: The Professionals (R,T,W) Four chefs prepare a squid. 8.30 CBeebies 11.10 The Flintstones (R,T,W) 11.35 The Flintstones (R,T,W) 12.00 Daily Politics Conference Special (T,W) 1.00 See Hear (T,W) 1.30 Working Lunch (T,W) 2.00 Living In The Sun (R,T,W) 3.00 Monk (R,T,W) Disher inherits a farm. 3.45 Flog It! (R,T,W) Uncovering antiques in Lancaster. 4.30 Pointless (T,W) 5.15 The Hairy Bikers Food Tour Of Britain (T,W) Si King and Dave Myers cook more county favourites. 5.55 Where Music Matters (R,T,W) 6.00 Eggheads (T,W) Quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing It Takes Two (T,W) Claudia Winkleman assesses how the contestants are shaping up. 7.00 Victorian Farm (R,T,W) With the arrival of Spring, Alex Langlands and Peter Ginn prepare to deliver lambs. Followed by Weather Update 8.00 Sporting Traditions (R,T,W) Road bowls in Armagh. 8.15 MasterChef: The Professionals (T,W) Four chefs have a skills test of opening scallops. 9.00 Dragons Den: On Tour (T,W) The Dragons catch up with past participants in the Midlands, Oxfordshire, North Lincolnshire and Cambridge. Followed by Weather Update 10.00 Spotlight (R,T,W) Claire Savage hears first-hand accounts of the war in Afghanistan from soldiers. 10.30 Newsnight (T,W) followed by Weather 11.20 Shooting Stars (T,W) Comedy quiz, with Noel Fielding, Tony Blackburn and Zoe Salmon. 11.50 Today At The Conference (T,W) Highlights of the Labour Party conference in Brighton. 6.00 GMTV (T,W) 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (T,W) 10.30 This Morning (T,W) 12.30 Loose Women (T,W) 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News (T,W) 1.55 UTV News And Weather (T,W) 2.00 60 Minute Makeover (T,W) 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show (T,W) With Terry Wogan and Elaine Page. 3.58 UTV Weather (T,W) 4.00 Midsomer Murders (R,T,W) Guest starring Wendy Craig. 5.00 Britains Best Dish (T,W) The Scottish heats continue. 6.00 UTV Live (T,W) followed by Weather 6.30 ITV Evening News (T,W) followed by Weather 6.55 Party Political Broadcast (T,W) By the Labour Party. 7.00 Emmerdale (T,W) Debbie learns Michael still plans to go ahead with his marriage. 7.30 UEFA Champions League Live (T,W) Manchester United v VfL Wolfsburg (Kick-off 7.45pm). Steve Rider is joined by Andy Townsend and Teddy Sheringham to present all the action from the matchday two Group B fixture at Old Trafford, as last seasons runners-up play their opening home game of this campaign and aim to build on their 1-0 win away to Besiktas. This is Wolfsburgs maiden Champions League campaign, but the Red Devils will not be underestimating the German champions. 10.00 News At Ten And Weather (T,W) 10.30 UTV Live Tonight (T,W) 11.00 UEFA Champions League Highlights (T,W) Highlights of the latest matchday two fixtures, including Manchester United v VfL Wolfsburg and Apoel Nicosia v Chelsea. 9.55 Ricki Lake 10.50 10 Years Younger 11.50 US What Not To Wear 12.50 Xpos Xtra 1.05 Rachael Ray. The chef prepares tasty recipes. 2.00 Seinfeld. A foundation is established in Susans name. 2.30 Friends. 3.00 FILM: Cupid And Cate (2000) A woman struggles to assert her independence from her family when she falls for a stranger. 4.45 Xpos Xtra 5.00 NCIS. The investigation into a petty officers death takes a strange turn. 6.00 My Name Is Earl The hapless crook takes a prison class. 6.30 Xpos Daily entertainment news, with Karen Koster. 6.58 3e News Update 7.00 Family Guy Lois discovers she has a brother and takes the family to meet him. 7.30 Will & Grace Karen rues her failing marriage and looks for a shoulder to cry on. 7.58 3e News Update 8.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation The team tries to catch a serial killer preying on victims who all shared the same birthday. 8.58 3e News Update 9.00 Hells Kitchen USA Gordon Ramsay attempts to fashion a group of masterchefs from aspiring American cooks. 9.58 3e News Update 10.00 Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia Dennis is mistaken for a child molester. 10.30 Sex And The City 10.58 3e News Update 11.00 The Office: An American Workplace 11.30 Trailer Park Boys The boys try to help Ray after his trailer burns down. 12.00 World Poker Tour. 1.50 Seinfeld. TG4 Sky 1 Sky Sports 1 Thar Sile TG4, 7.30pm This week, Ann Marie N Dhubhchin explores the city of Lisbon, visiting one of the oldest Irish convents in the world and speaking to some nuns who have been there for 50 years. But the highlight is her visit to Dom Hugo ONeill, head of the historical Irish ONeill clan, who invites her to his estate, and tells her of the history of his ancestors coming to Portugal during the Flight of the Earls. Irish abroad: Ann Marie meets Dom Hugo ONeill in Lisbon Rsa Na Gaillimhe TG4, 9.30pm Money, murder and muck abound at the Galway Races in this enterprising and impressive satirical comedy from TG4. After the opening episode based on Pride, this second programme centres on Gluttony, when Minister Keane finds himself up to his Charvet shirt as he considers how best to dispose of the body in the barn. Meanwhile, the De Barras rob a Chinese restaurant for some ready cash and a hot meal. All end the day arriving at a hotel, to be met with a gruesome surprise. And theyre off: Someones race is run in Galway Off The Rails RT1, 8pm The show that tells us whats hot and whats not in the fashion world is back with a specially extended episode to start with. Brendan Courtney and Sonya Lennon give us the low-down on this seasons top trends from the catwalk to the high street, give a mum a fashion makeover, and look at the problem of thinning hair not just a male problem examining the causes and cures, both clinical and cosmetic. Fashionable folk: Brendan Courtney and Sonya Lennon are back Colette Fitzpatrick asks the questions in Midweek, TV3, 9pm index.html2.html3.html4.html5.html6.html7.html8.html9.html10.html11.html12.html13.html14.html15.html16.html17.html18.html19.html20.html21.html22.html23.html