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New cool corners boil in the bag rice perfect every time TM //designs/Mars2009 Listings Key: R Repeat; T Text; W Widescreen Channel 4BBC1 BBC2 UTV 3e 12.00 News At Noon (T) 12.30 Proud Parents (R,T) 12.45 A Place In The Sun (T) 1.15 FILM: Seance On A Wet Afternoon (1964, b/w) (T) 3.25 Countdown (T) 4.10 Deal Or No Deal (T) 5.00 The Paul OGrady Show (T) 6.00 The Simpsons (T) 6.30 Hollyoaks (T) 7.00 Channel 4 News (T) 7.55 3 Minute Wonder: This Is Our Youth (T) 8.00 How To Look Good Naked (T) 9.00 Jamies American Road Trip (T) 10.00 The Big Food Fight (T) 10.35 Derren Brown: Trick Of The Mind (R,T) 11.05 to 12.05 The Real Housewives Of New Jersey (T) 9.05 Bo Ag Bogada 9.30 Cedric 9.45 Mr Men 10.00 France 24 11.00 Wanted: Dead Or Alive (R) 11.30 Wanted: Dead Or Alive (R) 12.00 Comhr (R) 12.30 Relax With Watercolour 1.00 An Aimsir Lithreach 1.05 The Virginian (R) 2.30 Cla 4 5.25 The Hills (R) 5.55 8 Simple Rules 6.25 RAD: The Groms Tour America 6.57 An Aimsir Lithreach 7.00 Nuacht TG4 7.30 7 L 8.00 Cogar 8.30 Ros Na Rn 9.00 An Aimsir Lithreach 9.05 FILM: The Sisterhood Of The Travelling Pants (2005) Drama, starring Amber Tamblyn. 11.15 An Jig Gig (R) 10.00 Stargate Atlantis (R,T,W) 12.00 The Biggest Loser: Australia (R,W) 1.00 Dont Forget The Lyrics US (R,W) 2.00 Bones (R,T,W) 3.00 Cold Case (R,T,W) 4.00 Malcolm In The Middle (R,T,W) 4.30 Oops TV (R,W) 5.00 Futurama (R,T) 6.00 Malcolm In The Middle (R,T,W) 6.30 The Simpsons (R) 7.30 Octomum: The 8 Baby Mother (R) 9.00 House (R,T,W) 10.00 FILM: Jerry Maguire (1996) (R) 12.40 Fringe (R,T,W) 1.50 Road Wars (R,T,W) 2.40 Stargate Atlantis (R,T,W) 11.00 Netbusters (W) 11.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (W) 12.30 SPL Round-Up (W) 1.00 Live ICC Champions Trophy Cricket (W) England v New Zealand. 10.00 Revista De La Liga 11.00 Football Hall Of Fame (W) 11.30 A-League (W) 12.00 Football Asia (T) 12.30 UEFA Champions League Goals (W) 6.00 Breakfast (T,W) 9.15 Animal 24:7 (T,W) 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer (T,W) Followed by News 11.00 Cowboy Trap (T,W) 11.45 Cash In The Attic (R,T,W) 12.15 Bargain Hunt (T,W) 1.00 BBC News; Weather (T,W) 1.30 BBC Newsline; Weather (T,W) 1.45 Doctors (T,W) 2.15 Murder, She Wrote (R,T) A suspicious death hinders a treasure hunt. 3.00 BBC News; Weather; BBC Newsline 3.05 CBeebies 3.25 CBBC 5.15 Weakest Link (T,W) 6.00 BBC News (T,W) followed by Weather 6.30 BBC Newsline (T,W) followed by Weather 7.00 The One Show (T,W) Live topical reports. 7.30 EastEnders (T,W) The police visit Denise, and Roxy asks Ronnie about the pregnancy test kit. Followed by BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Holby City (T,W) Maria faces high-risk surgery if she is to have any chance of regaining the use of her legs. Followed by BBC Newsline Update 9.00 Crimewatch (T,W) Appeals for information regarding the search for a gang that killed a man in front of his elderly father, and an arsonist who has escaped justice for six years. 10.00 BBC News (T,W) 10.25 BBC Newsline (T,W) 10.35 Spotlight (T,W) New series. First-hand accounts of the war in Afghanistan. 11.05 Crimewatch Update (T,W) 11.15 Richard Wilson Two Feet In The Grave (T,W) See highlights. 12.15 Film 2009 With Jonathan Ross (T,W) 8.30 CBeebies 11.00 Schools 12.00 Daily Politics Conference Special (T,W) 1.00 Open House (R,T,W) 1.30 Working Lunch (T,W) 2.00 Daily Politics Conference Special (T,W) 2.30 Stormont Live (T,W) The Northern Ireland Executive and Assembly. 3.45 Monk (T,W) The detective attends his 25-year college reunion. 4.30 Pointless (T,W) 5.15 The Hairy Bikers Food Tour Of Britain (T,W) Si King and Dave Myers investigate regional cuisine in Aberdeenshire. 6.00 Eggheads (T,W) Quiz show, hosted by Dermot Murnaghan. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing It Takes Two (T,W) Claudia Winkleman meets this weeks saved couple. 7.00 Craft Traditions (T,W) The ancient methods behind the production of kerbstones. 7.30 Gleann Bheatha (T,W) Lorcan OToole releases the eagles into the wild. Followed by Weather Update 8.00 MasterChef: The Professionals (T,W) The chefs prepare chicken with a morel veloute sauce and Brittany cake for Michel Roux Jr, while four new hopefuls put together a palate test. 9.00 The Choir: Boys Dont Sing Revisited (T,W) Gareth Malone catches up with pupils at Lancaster School. Followed by Weather Update 10.00 By Royal Appointment (R,T,W) How the five Royal Schools of Ulster are faring in their 400th year. 10.30 Newsnight (T,W) followed by Weather 11.20 Later Live With Jools Holland (T,W) With Mika, Gladys Knight, The Duke And The King, Shakira, The Cribs, and the XX. 11.50 Today At Conference (T,W) 5.30 ITV Morning News (T,W) 6.00 GMTV (T,W) 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (T,W) 10.30 This Morning (T,W) 12.30 Loose Women (T,W) 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News (T,W) 1.55 UTV News And Weather (T,W) 2.00 60 Minute Makeover (T,W) A home transformation in Little Lever, Greater Manchester. 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show (T,W) 3.58 UTV Weather (T,W) 4.00 Midsomer Murders (R,T,W) 5.00 Britains Best Dish (T,W) The Scottish heats. 6.00 UTV Live (T,W) followed by Weather 6.30 ITV Evening News (T,W) followed by Weather 7.00 Emmerdale (T,W) Cain reads a message suggesting Michaels wedding is still on. 7.30 Grimefighters (T,W) Two extreme cleaners find live fish in a bath. 7.59 UTV News Update (T,W) 8.00 Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? (T,W) Chris Tarrant hosts the quiz. 8.59 UTV News Update (T,W) 9.00 The Fixer (T,W) The team enters the violent underworld of cage-fighting to deal with an elusive criminal and gang leader planning a major heist, and Mercer finds himself in a fight to the death. 10.00 News At Ten And Weather (T,W) 10.30 UTV Live Tonight (T,W) 11.00 Ultimate Ulster (R,T,W) Countdowns of the best the Province has to offer. 11.30 Brain Box Interactive game show. 2.10 Premiership Rugby Union (R,W) 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,T,W) 9.00 Ricki Lake 9.50 Ricki Lake 10.50 10 Years Younger. 11.50 US What Not To Wear. A member of the American public is given a makeover. 12.50 Xpos Xtra. Round-up of showbiz events. 1.05 Rachael Ray. With The Hills star Whitney Port. 2.00 Seinfeld. 2.30 Friends. Kathleen Turner guest stars. 3.00 FILM: Sherlock Holmes Returns (1993) 5.00 NCIS. A private investigator discovers the body of a missing Navy officer. 6.00 My Name Is Earl Joy and Earl reminisce. Michael Rapaport guest stars. 6.30 Xpos Daily entertainment news, with Karen Koster. 6.58 3e News Update 7.00 Family Guy Stewie works on trying to kill Lois. 7.30 Will & Grace Grace doubts her ability to be a good mother. 7.58 3e News Update 8.00 True Beauty The remaining nine contestants are split into three teams, and each member is challenged to put together an outfit using a maximum of $100 per team. 8.58 3e News Update 9.00 The Starter Wife Joan begins to feel estranged from her husband, and Felixs relationship with Rodney takes a new direction. Comedy, starring Debra Messing. 9.58 3e News Update 10.00 The Apprentice Business- based reality show in which budding entrepreneurs battle to win a job with self-made millionaire Bill Cullen. 10.58 3e News Update 11.20 The Apprentice: Youre Fired Brendan OConnor offers a chance to catch up with the shows freshly rejected candidate. 12.00 World Poker Tour. 1.45 Seinfeld. 2.20 24. TG4 Sky 1 Sky Sports 1 Tuesday, September 29, 2009 metrolife 15 Pointing the way: Will Benitez steer Liverpool towards European success? TV3, 7.30pm index.html2.html3.html4.html5.html6.html7.html8.html9.html10.html11.html12.html13.html14.html15.html16.html17.html18.html19.html20.html21.html22.html23.html