Listings Key: R Repeat; T Text; W Widescreen Channel 4BBC1 BBC2 UTV 3e 12.00 News At Noon (T) 12.30 Property Snakes And Ladders (R) 1.35 FILM: Memoirs Of An Invisible Man (1992) (W) 3.25 Countdown (T) 4.10 Deal Or No Deal (T) 5.00 The Paul OGrady Show (T) 6.00 The Simpsons (T) 6.30 Hollyoaks (T) 7.00 Channel 4 News (T) 7.55 3 Minute Wonder: Ahmed Zahir For Beginners (T) 8.00 How Clean Is Your House? (T) 9.00 Alone In The Wild (T) 10.00 Without A Trace (T) 11.50 to 12.55 Teachers (R,T) 9.05 Bo Ag Bogada 9.30 Cedric 9.45 Mr Men 10.00 France 24 10.30 Dil Beo 11.30 7 L (R) 12.00 Comhr (R) 12.30 Relax With Watercolour 1.00 An Aimsir Lithreach 1.05 The Virginian (R) 2.30 Cla 4 5.25 The Hills (R) 5.55 Red Bull X Fighters 6.57 An Aimsir Lithreach 7.00 Nuacht TG4 7.30 Comhr 8.00 M Na Meala 8.30 Ros Na Rn 9.00 An Aimsir Lithreach 9.05 Two And A Half Men (R,T) 9.30 Scalta n Rocht (R) 10.00 Bthar Go dT An Whitehouse See highlights. 10.30 Forscal. The global food crisis. 11.30 An Aimsir Lithreach 11.31 FILM: The Fugitive (1993) 2.00 South Park (T) 7.00 Brainiac: History Abuse (R,T,W) 8.00 Bite Size Brainiac (R,W) 8.15 The Biggest Loser: Australia (R,W) 10.00 Stargate Atlantis (R,T,W) 12.00 The Biggest Loser: Australia (R,W) 1.00 Dont Forget The Lyrics US (R,W) 2.00 Bones (R,T,W) 3.00 Cold Case (R,T,W) 4.00 Malcolm In The Middle (R,T,W) 4.30 Oops TV (R,W) 5.00 Oops TV (R,W) 5.30 Futurama (R,T) 6.00 Malcolm In The Middle (R,T,W) 6.30 Malcolm In The Middle (R,T,W) 7.00 The Simpsons (R,T) 7.30 The Simpsons (R,T) 8.00 Futurama (R,T) 8.30 The Simpsons (R,T) 9.00 Octomum: The 8 Baby Mother (W) 10.30 Bones (R,T,W) 11.30 Justin Lee Collins: 180 (R,T,W) 12.30 Fringe (R,T,W) 8.00 Live ICC Champions Trophy Cricket (W) South Africa v New Zealand. 5.00 Total Rugby (W) 5.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial (T,W) 6.00 Premier League World (W) 6.30 Carling Cup Football (W) 7.30 Live Premier League Snooker (W) at Southampton Guild Hall. 11.00 Carling Cup Football (W) 12.00 Premier League World (W) 11.45 Cash In The Attic (R,T,W) 12.15 Bargain Hunt (T,W) From the Norfolk showground. 1.00 BBC News; Weather (T,W) 1.30 BBC Newsline (T,W) 1.45 Doctors (T,W) A teenager believes the world is about to end. 2.15 Murder, She Wrote (R,T) A retired policeman decides to investigate one of the suspects involved in an unsolved case. 3.00 BBC News; Weather; BBC Newsline (T,W) 3.05 CBeebies 3.25 CBBC 5.15 Weakest Link (R,T,W) Quiz show. 6.00 BBC News (T,W) Followed by Weather 6.30 BBC Newsline (T,W) Followed by Weather 7.00 The One Show (T,W) Adrian Chiles and Christine Bleakley present the live show. 7.30 EastEnders (T,W) Jane questions her life after the wife swap. Followed by BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Watchdog (T,W) Alastair Campbell investigates a racket that has targeted hundreds of people including him. Followed by BBC Newsline Update 9.00 New Tricks (R,T,W) The team investigates an arson attack on a music station that resulted in the death of a controversial DJ, and looks into the subsequent suicide of the stations owner. 10.00 BBC News (T,W) 10.25 BBC Newsline; Weather (T,W) 10.35 Question Time (T,W) New series. Political debate with Leader of the House of Commons Harriet Harman. 11.35 Hearts And Minds (R,T,W) A review of the week in politics at home and abroad. Presented by Noel Thompson. 12.05 This Week (T,W) Followed by Holiday Weatherview 1.00 Animal Park (T,W) A dangerous animal breaks free. 2.00 Living In The Sun (R,T,W) A couple open an art gallery on the Costa del Sol. 3.00 Monk (R,T,W) A garrulous stranger befriends Monk, but proves to have an ulterior motive for pursuing his acquaintance. With Tony Shalhoub. 3.45 Flog It! (R,T,W) The experts visit Exeter. 4.30 Pointless (T,W) Quiz show, hosted by Alexander Armstrong. 5.15 The Hairy Bikers Food Tour Of Britain (T,W) Essex favourites. 6.00 Eggheads (T,W) Quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing It Takes Two (T,W) Claudia Winkleman hosts the daily fanzine devoted to the ballroom dancing show. 7.00 Gleann Bheatha (R,W) The bank holiday sees visitors flocking to the park. 7.30 Hearts And Minds (T,W) Political review. Presented by Noel Thompson. Followed by Weather Update 8.00 Off The Beaten Track (R,T,W) Darryl Grimason hikes to the top of Binevenagh Mountain. 8.15 MasterChef: The Pros (T,W) The weeks four winning chefs in the quarter-finals. 9.00 The Love Of Money (T,W) See highlights. Last in the series. Followed by Weather Update 10.00 Find Me The Funny (R,T,W) Stand-up comedy coach Kurtis Matthews searches for the next generation of comedians. 10.30 Newsnight (T,W) 11.20 Mock The Week (T,W) Topical comedy quiz, with David Mitchell and Milton Jones. 11.50 Inside Story Special: Chappaquiddick (R,T,W) The 1969 accident. 1.55 UTV News And Weather (T,W) 2.00 60 Minute Makeover (T,W) A home transformation in Eastham, Merseyside. 3.00 Dickinsons Real Deal (T,W) From Chesterfield, Derbyshire. 3.58 UTV Weather (T,W) 4.00 Rosemary & Thyme (R,T,W) The duo visit a resort in Spain and investigate the sudden death of a tennis player but find themselves sidetracked by bullfighting and motor scooters. 5.00 Britains Best Dish (T,W) Dishes from the north east. 6.00 UTV Live (T,W) Followed by Weather 6.30 ITV Evening News (T,W) Followed by Weather 7.00 Emmerdale (T,W) Debbie asks Michael to call off his wedding as proof of his love. 7.30 The Seven Thirty Show (T,W) Magazine show, presented by Tina Campbell. 7.59 UTV News Update (T,W) 8.00 Emmerdale (T,W) Michael decides to call off his wedding to be with Debbie. 8.30 Coronation Street (T,W) Rosie announces her plan to move in with Luke. 8.59 UTV News Update (T,W) 9.00 The Bill (T,W) Part two of two. Maxs key witness in the drugs case is attacked and left with serious head injuries, and her 12-year-old son goes missing. Kelly Harrison guest stars. 10.00 News At Ten And Weather (T,W) 10.30 UTV Live Tonight (T,W) Followed by Weather 10.59 UTV Holiday Weather (T,W) 11.00 RPM Motorsport (W) Highlights of the British Karting Championship from Nutts Corner, as potential stars of the future competed at the Co Antrim Track. 12.00 Brain Box. 2.05 Seinfeld. Part one of two. Jerrys car is stolen. 2.30 Friends. Monicas sexy cousin visits. 3.00 FILM: Shes Having A Baby (1988) A newlyweds doubts about becoming a father vanish when he discovers his sperm count is low. Comedy drama, starring Kevin Bacon. 5.05 NCIS. A commanders death leads the team to uncover a long list of enemies, resulting in the arrest of one of his ensigns. But suspicions soon arise that it is the wrong man. 6.00 The Office: An American Workplace 6.30 The Office: An American Workplace The annual customer survey brings shocking news. 6.58 Xpos Xtra 7.00 30 Rock Liz is asked to convince Tracy he is taking a trip on a space shuttle. 7.30 30 Rock Tracey and Jenna become convinced that Kenneth is a serial killer. 7.58 3e News Update 8.00 House A maverick anti-social doctor takes on the case of a teacher whose curious symptoms give cause for concern. Pilot of the medical drama, starring Hugh Laurie. 8.58 3e News Update 9.00 FILM: Rambo III (1988) Vietnam veteran John Rambo takes on Russian forces occupying Afghanistan to rescue old friend Colonel Trautman from prison. Action adventure sequel, starring Sylvester Stallone, Richard Crenna, Kurtwood Smith, Marc de Jonge and Sasson Gabai. 11.00 Dexter Seeking closure after killing his brother, Dexter continues his pursuit of Little Chino, and Debra convinces herself she is over her ordeal with the Ice Truck Killer. 12.05 World Poker Tour. TG4 Sky 1 Sky Sports 1 The Love Of Money BBC2, 9pm For the final word on the global financial crisis, you couldnt do much better than watch the last series of this BBC doc on the events that led to the financial meltdown. The programme has charted the fall of international markets in the most detailed way but without bludgeoning us with financial jargon. Commentary from some of the worlds mammon moguls proves that from the top down the quick-buck culture reigned. All in it together? The collapse of Lehman Brothers a year ago The Man With 20 Kids TV3, 9pm This intimate and honest documentary follows daily life with 49-year-old Welshman Mike Holpin and his controversial and ever-expanding family. He had his first child 30 years ago, and has tattooed his family tree on his back in case he forgets any of his kids. He lives with his third wife Petrina and their nine children in a three-bedroom house. To say things are a bit crowded is something of an understatement. Mike Holpin: So many children, he didnt know what to do Bthar Go dT an Whitehouse TG4, 10pm From the producers of the acclaimed Mobs Mheirice, comes a brand new doc chronicling the significant and colourful Irish contribution to US politics, from Democrat power house Tammany Hall to the White House. Taking as its starting point the huge influx of Irish people into America after the Famine, the series tracks the rich and sometimes controversial impact made by the Irish to the US political system at all levels. Irishman in New York: Michael McHugh as NY governor Al Smith Thursday, September 24, 2009 metrolife 15 index.html2.html3.html4.html5.html6.html7.html8.html9.html10.html11.html12.html13.html14.html15.html16.html17.html18.html19.html20.html21.html22.html23.html24.html25.html26.html27.html