Listings Key: R Repeat; T Text; W Widescreen Channel 4BBC1 BBC2 UTV 3e 12.00 News (T) 12.35 Its Me Or The Dog 1.10 FILM: Gentlemans Agreement (1947, b/w) (T) 3.25 Countdown (T) 4.10 Deal Or No Deal (T) 5.00 The Paul OGrady Show (T) 6.00 The Simpsons (T) 6.30 Hollyoaks (T) 7.00 Channel 4 News (T) 7.55 3-Minute Wonder: Nails (T) 8.00 Location, Location, Location (T) 9.00 The Secret Millionaire (T) 10.00 Ugly Betty (T) 11.00 Dawn Porter: Mail Order Bride (R,T) 12.00 4Music: Florence And The Machine: Live At Rivoli Ballroom (R,T) 8.25 Frannys Feet 8.40 Ni Hao Kai-Lan 9.05 Go, Diego, Go! 9.30 Cedric 9.45 Mr Men (R) 10.00 France 24 10.30 Dil Beo 11.30 Wanted: Dead Or Alive (R) 12.00 Comhr (R) 12.30 Ros Na Rn (R) 1.00 An Aimsir Lithreach 1.05 The Virginian (R) 2.30 Cla 4 5.25 The Hills 5.55 Aifric (R) 6.25 Pimp My Ride (R) 6.57 An Aimsir Lithreach 7.00 Nuacht TG4 7.30 Thar Sile 8.00 Stl Na Ralt 8.30 Gossip Girl 9.25 An Aimsir Lithreach 9.30 Rsa Na Gaillimhe See highlights. 10.20 Glr Tre 11.05 Imeall 11.35 An Aimsir Lithreach 11.36 Aussie Rules: highlights from AFL. 9.00 Bite Size Brainiac (R,W) 9.15 The Biggest Loser: Australia (R,W) 9.45 Stargate Atlantis (R,T,W) 10.45 Stargate Atlantis (R,T,W) 11.45 The Biggest Loser: Australia (R,W) 1.00 Dont Forget The Lyrics US (R,W) 2.00 Bones (R,T,W) 3.00 Lie To Me (R,T,W) 4.00 Malcolm In The Middle (R,T,W) 4.30 Oops TV (R,W) 5.00 Oops TV (R,W) 5.30 Futurama (R,T) 6.00 Malcolm In The Middle (R,T,W) 6.30 Futurama (R,T) 7.00 The Simpsons (R,T) 7.30 The Simpsons (R,T) 8.00 Project Runway (T,W) 9.00 FILM: Patriot Games (1992) (T,W) 11.15 Ross Kemp On Gangs (R,T,W) 12.15 Road Wars (R,T,W) 1.15 Road Wars (R,T,W) 9.00 Revista De La Liga (W) 10.00 Ladies European Tour Golf (W) 11.00 On The Line (W) 11.30 Carling Cup Football (W) 1.00 Live ICC Champions Trophy Cricket (W) 10.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial (T,W) 10.30 Boots n All 11.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial (T,W) 12.00 Carling Cup Football (W) 1.30 Poker Million (W) 11.45 Cash In The Attic (R,T,W) Raising money for a family day out. 12.15 Bargain Hunt (T,W) Presenter Tim Wonnacott visits Garrion Bridge in North Lanarkshire. 1.00 BBC News; Weather (T,W) 1.30 BBC Newsline (T,W) 1.45 Doctors (T,W) An A-level student finds his future prospects daunting. 2.15 Murder, She Wrote (R,T) Part two of two. Jessica risks her life. 3.00 BBC News; Weather; BBC Newsline (T,W) 3.05 CBeebies 3.25 CBBC 5.15 Weakest Link (T,W) 6.00 BBC News (T,W) followed by Weather 6.30 BBC Newsline (T,W) followed by Weather 6.55 Party Political Broadcast (R,T,W) By the Liberal Democrats. 7.00 The One Show (T,W) Topical magazine show. 7.30 Nigel Slaters Simple Suppers (T,W) Using ingredients that grow in the same place. Followed by BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Trawlermen (T,W) Extreme crabbing off the Outer Hebrides is hindered by December gales. Last in the series. Followed by BBC Newsline Update 9.00 Wounded (T,W) Part one of two. The progress of two soldiers injured in Afghanistan. Concludes after the news. See highlights. 10.00 BBC News (T,W) 10.25 BBC Newsline; Weather (T,W) 10.35 Wounded (T,W) Conclusion. Tom Neathway and Andy Allen begin to rebuild their lives. 11.15 The National Lottery Draws (T,W) With Myleene Klass. 11.20 The League Cup Show (T,W) Including Manchester United v Wolverhampton Wanderers. Followed by National Lottery. 1.30 Working Lunch (T,W) The latest stories from the business world. 2.00 Daily Politics Conference Special (T,W) Coverage of the Liberal Democrat party conference. 3.30 Coast (T,W) The shoreline of the United Kingdom. 3.45 Flog It! (R,T,W) 4.30 Pointless (T,W) Quiz show, hosted by Alexander Armstrong. 5.15 The Hairy Bikers Food Tour Of Britain (T,W) Si King and Dave Myers prepare a traditional favourite in Chepstow. 5.55 Where Music Matters (R,T,W) 6.00 Eggheads (T,W) Quiz show, hosted by Dermot Murnaghan. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing It Takes Two (T,W) Claudia Winkleman looks at how the contestants are shaping up. 7.00 Victorian Farm (R,T,W) As winter arrives, the team prepares by stocking up on animal feed, building pigsties and tackling the laundry. Followed by Weather Update 8.00 MasterChef: The Professionals (T,W) Four chefs make an omelette. 8.45 MasterChef: The Professionals (T,W) Another four chefs fillet a fish and pan fry one of the fillets. 9.30 Dragons Den Online (T,W) Submissions include a safety-conscious wet umbrella machine, ankle wraps, an antibacterial solution and a tributes business. Followed by Weather Update 10.00 Shooting Stars (T,W) Comedy quiz, with Lenny Henry, Laurence Llewelyn- Bowen, Mutya Buena. 10.30 Newsnight (T,W) Followed by Weather 11.20 Today At Conference (T,W) Highlights from the Liberal Democrat party conference in Bournemouth. 11.50 Dragons Den: On Tour (R,T,W) An entrepreneur who turned down investment. 12.30 Loose Women (T,W) Topical debate from a female perspective. 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News (T,W) 1.55 UTV News And Weather (T,W) 2.00 60 Minute Makeover (T,W) A home transformation in Islington, north London. 3.00 Dickinsons Real Deal (T,W) From Wilmslow, Cheshire. 3.58 UTV Weather (T,W) 4.00 Rosemary & Thyme (R,T,W) T he duo find a baby abandoned under a gooseberry bush. 5.00 Britains Best Dish (T,W) The North East heats continue. 6.00 UTV Live (T,W) followed by Weather 6.30 ITV Evening News (T,W) followed by Weather 6.55 Party Political Broadcast (T,W) By the Liberal Democrats. 7.00 Emmerdale (T,W) Debbie discovers Michael is engaged to another woman. 7.30 Coronation Street (T,W) Luke tells Michelle of his plan to dump Rosie. 7.59 UTV News Update (T,W) 8.00 Midsomer Murders (T,W) Midsomer University science fellow George Jeffers threatens to make public a problem with his state-of-the- art invention Kernel Logic, but American software boss Clinton Finn fears he will lose millions if the truth comes out. When a schoolteacher is killed in a hit-and-run, Barnaby suspects Jeffers was the intended target. Detective drama, guest starring David Haig. 10.00 News At Ten And Weather (T,W) 10.30 UTV Live Tonight (T,W) followed by Weather 10.59 UTV Holiday Weather (T,W) 11.00 Outbreak (T,W) Recreating the day World War II began on September 3, 1939. Including contributions by Richard Attenborough, George Cole, Tony Benn and Vera Lynn. 5.40 Teleshopping 7.10 Judge Maria Lopez 7.35 Charmed 8.30 Xpos 9.00 Ricki Lake 9.55 Ricki Lake 10.50 Xpos Xtra 10.55 10 Years Younger 11.55 US What Not To Wear 12.55 Xpos Xtra 1.10 Rachael Ray 2.05 Seinfeld 2.30 Friends. Joey is nominated for an award. 3.00 FILM: Murder On Pleasant Drive (2006) Thriller, with Kelli Williams, Amy Madigan and Adam Arkin. 4.45 Xpos Xtra 4.50 NCIS. A Marine veteran confesses to murder. 5.45 Xpos Xtra. 6.00 My Name Is Earl Part one of two. Earl is sentenced to 24 months in prison after falsely confessing to a crime 6.30 Xpos Daily entertainment news, with Karen Koster. 6.58 3e News Update 7.00 Family Guy Chris runs away to South America to avoid a high-school initiation ceremony. 7.30 Will & Grace Jack and Will visit a cowboy-themed gay bar. 7.58 3e News Update 8.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation The team sets out to track down the culprit who poisoned a real- estate entrepreneur and caused his brain aneurysm. 8.58 3e News Update 9.00 Hells Kitchen USA The remaining chefs go to a meat locker to learn more about different cuts of meat. 9.58 3e News Update 10.00 Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia Mac arrives at the bar behaving strangely. 10.30 Sex And The City Charlotte revels in her new religion. 10.58 3e News Update 11.00 The Office: An American Workplace Jim and Pam visit Michaels house for dinner. 11.35 Trailer Park Boys Cory and Trevor start work for Julian. 12.05 World Poker Tour. TG4 Sky 1 Sky Sports 1 Midweek TV3, 9pm Colette Fitzpatrick comes out from behind the TV3 News desk, which shes practically been chained to along with Alan Cantwell for the past ten years, to bring her presenting skills into a wider arena on Midweek. Staying with current affairs, Fitzpatricks new stint promises to reflect on human stories through studio debate and reports from home and abroad, and to cover issues such as body image and debt. Suits her: Colette Fitzpatrick graces our midweek TV screens Rasa na Gaillimhe TG4, 9.30pm That much-storied institution of Irish social and political life, the Galway Races, comes under the satirical gaze of Irelands acting elite for this new seven-week comedy. Who isnt in this? Don Wycherley, Charlotte Bradley, Tom Silleabhin all put in a turn as characters whose worlds revolve around the annual equestrian event in Ballybrit. Will it mark the return of engaging satire to Irish telly? Fast show: Silleabhin and Wycherley in TG4 races send-up Film of the day: 4 Months, 3 Weeks And 2 Days RT2, 11.20pm (2008) Its Romania during the final days of Communism. Otilia and Gabita are students sharing a room in Bucharest. Gabita is pregnant. The girls arrange to meet a Mr Bebe in a cheap hotel to perform Gabitas illegal abortion. But Mr Bebe refuses their money and demands to be paid in kind. Stars Anamaria Marinca and Vlad Ivanov. Directed by Cristian Mungiu. University of life: Marinca plays a pregnant Romanian student Wednesday, September 23, 2009 metrolife 15 index.html2.html3.html4.html5.html6.html7.html8.html9.html10.html11.html12.html13.html14.html15.html16.html17.html18.html19.html20.html21.html22.html23.html