Tear here Lift with fork Faster draining Hold at Cool Corner Burnt fingers are a thing of the past. New cool corners boil in the bag rice perfect every time TM //designs/Mars2009 Listings Key: R Repeat; T Text; W Widescreen Channel 4BBC1 BBC2 UTV 3e 12.00 News At Noon (T) 12.30 Whats In A Word? (R,T) 12.50 Its Me Or The Dog 1.20 FILM: Local Hero (1983) (T) 3.25 Countdown (T) 4.10 Deal Or No Deal (T) 5.00 The Paul OGrady Show (T) 6.00 The Simpsons (T) 6.30 Hollyoaks (T) 7.00 C4 News (T) 7.55 3-Min Wonder: Haikus Of The Heart (T) 8.00 River Cottage: Gone Fishing (R,T) 9.00 Jamies American Road Trip (T) 10.00 The Big Food Fight (T) 10.35 The Real Housewives Of New Jersey (T) 11.35 Coming Up: Raising Baby Rio (T) 9.05 Bo Ag Bogada 9.30 Cedric 9.45 Mr Men 10.00 France 24 11.00 Wanted: Dead Or Alive (R) 11.30 Wanted: Dead Or Alive (R) 12.00 Comhr (R) 12.30 Relax With Watercolour 1.00 An Aimsir Lithreach 1.05 The Virginian (R) 2.30 Cla 4 5.25 The Hills (R) 5.55 8 Simple Rules 6.25 RAD: The Groms Tour America 6.57 An Aimsir Lithreach 7.00 Nuacht TG4 7.30 7 L 8.00 Cogar: Ar Oscailt (R) 8.30 Ros Na Rn 9.00 An Aimsir Lithreach 9.05 FILM: City By The Sea (2002) Crime drama, starring Robert De Niro. 11.05 Yuri Gagarin Bs Laoch (R) 8.00 Noels Are You Smarter Than A 10 Year Old? (R,T,W) 9.00 The Biggest Loser: Australia (R,W) 10.00 Stargate Atlantis (R,T,W) 12.00 The Biggest Loser: Australia (R,W) 1.00 Dont Forget The Lyrics US (R,W) 2.00 Bones (R,T,W) 3.00 Lie To Me (R,T,W) 4.00 Malcolm In The Middle (R,T,W) 4.30 Oops TV (R,W) 5.30 Futurama (R,T) 6.00 Malcolm In The Middle (R,T,W) 6.30 Futurama (R,T) 7.00 The Simpsons (R,T) 7.30 The Simpsons (R,T) 8.00 A Town Called Eureka (T,W) 9.00 House (R,T,W) 10.00 Justin Lee Collins: Ten Pin Bowler (R,T,W) 11.00 Law & Order (W) 12.00 Road Wars (R,T,W) 1.00 Road Wars (R,T,W) 9.00 Irish Football (W) 10.30 SPL Round- Up (W) 11.00 History Of The ICC Champions Trophy (W) 1.00 Live ICC Champions Trophy Cricket (W) South Africa v Sri Lanka. 10.00 Revista De La Liga (W) 11.00 On The Line (W) Interviews. 11.30 A-League (W) 12.00 Carling Cup Football (W) 11.45 Cash In The Attic (R,T,W) A woman wants her grandchildren to waterski 12.15 Bargain Hunt (T,W) 1.00 BBC News; Weather (T,W) 1.30 BBC Newsline; Weather (T,W) 1.45 Doctors (T,W) Lily struggles to come to terms with the previous days events. 2.15 Murder, She Wrote (R,T) Part one of two. Jessica searches for a long-lost relative. 3.00 BBC News; Weather; BBC Newsline (T,W) 3.05 CBeebies 3.25 CBBC 5.15 Weakest Link (T,W) 6.00 BBC News (T,W) Followed by Weather 6.30 BBC Newsline (T,W) Followed by Weather 7.00 The One Show (T,W) Live topical reports. 7.30 EastEnders (T,W) Ronnie pays back Archie in the hope he will keep his distance. Followed by BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Holby City (T,W) Michael tries to steal Connies plans for robotic surgery, but finds himself out of his depth when he expands the scheme. Followed by BBC Newsline Update 9.00 Lost Land Of The Volcano (T,W) Steve Backshall and Gordon Buchanan make dramatic discoveries in the New Guinea crater. See highlights. 10.00 BBC News (T,W) 10.25 BBC Newsline; Weather (T,W) 10.35 When The Pope Came To Ireland (T,W) Memories from Pope John Paul IIs visit to the country in 1979. 11.15 The Worlds Strictest Parents (T,W) Two teenagers travel to Ghana to live with the Adegas, a middle-class Christian couple who prioritise chores and ban the pair from romantic relationships. 1.00 Animal Park (R,T,W) A rare deer gets its antlers caught. 1.30 Working Lunch (T,W) 2.00 Sky High (R,T,W) An aerial tour of Co Antrim. 2.30 Stormont Live (T,W) The Northern Ireland Executive and Assembly. 3.00 Monk (R,T,W) A leper hires Monk. 3.45 Flog It! (R,T,W) From Portsmouth. 4.30 Pointless (T,W) Quiz show, hosted by Alexander Armstrong. 5.15 The Hairy Bikers Food Tour Of Britain (T,W) Si King and Dave Myers examine regional cuisine in Derbyshire. 6.00 Eggheads (T,W) Quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing It Takes Two (T,W) Claudia Winkleman speaks to the first couple to avoid elimination. 7.00 Off The Beaten Track (T,W) Darryl Grimason hikes to the top of Binevenagh Mountain. Last in the series. 7.30 Gleann Bheatha Dancers and musicians visit the park. Followed by Weather Update 8.00 MasterChef: The Professionals (T,W) The three chefs who earned the right to cook for Michel Roux Jr in the previous show are challenged to prepare coq au vin and plum clafoutis. 9.00 The Choir: Unsung Town (T,W) Gareth Malone concludes his project with a free choral festival. See highlights. Followed by Weather Update 10.00 A Breed Apart (T,W) Part two of two. A year in the life of staff and owners at Ballinteggart, one of Irelands leading equestrian stud farms. 10.30 Newsnight (T,W) & Weather 11.20 Later Live With Jools Holland (T,W) With Dizzee Rascal, Editors, Gang of Four and Beverley Knight. 11.50 Today At Conference (T,W) 12.20 Last Chance To See (R,T,W) The aye-aye lemur. 12.30 Loose Women (T,W) Topical debate from a female perspective. 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News (T,W) 1.55 UTV News And Weather (T,W) 2.00 60 Minute Makeover (T,W) A home transformation in Uttoxeter, Staffordshire. 3.00 Dickinsons Real Deal (T,W) From Peterborough. 3.58 UTV Weather (T,W) 4.00 Rosemary & Thyme (R,T,W) A psychiatrists body is found in Regents Park. Felicity Kendal stars. 5.00 Britains Best Dish (T,W) The North East heats continue. 6.00 UTV Live (T,W) Followed by Weather 6.30 ITV Evening News (T,W) Followed by Weather 7.00 Emmerdale (T,W) An angry outburst from Paddy leaves Aarons self-esteem bruised. 7.30 Grimefighters (T,W) Westminster tube station is cleaned during a nightshift. 7.59 UTV News Update (T,W) 8.00 Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? (T,W) Chris Tarrant hosts the big-prize quiz. 8.59 UTV News Update (T,W) 9.00 The Fixer (T,W) When a suspected serial killer and rapist resurfaces, Rose revisits the case that caused her to be thrown out of the police force, and becomes embroiled in a dangerous sexual game. 10.00 News At Ten And Weather (T,W) 10.30 UTV Live Tonight (T,W) Followed by Weather 10.59 UTV Holiday Weather (T,W) 11.05 Benidorm Unpacked (R,T,W) The Ambassador Hotels entertainment manager amuses the guests by adopting a comic guise. Last in the series. 11.35 Brain Box Game show. 2.05 Seinfeld. George has an irritating house guest. 2.35 Friends. Joey and Ross date the same girl. 3.00 FILM: The Accidental Witness (2006) A murderer sets out to kill a motorist who may be able to expose his guilt. Thriller, starring Natasha Gregson Wagner and Currie Graham. 4.50 Xpos Xtra 5.00 NCIS. Gibbs and the team find themselves in deep trouble while protecting a naval vetwho has caught the attention of an al-Qaeda cell. 5.45 Xpos Xtra 6.00 Malcolm In The Middle Part two of two. Reeses army career hits trouble. 6.30 Xpos Daily entertainment news, with Karen Koster. 6.58 3e News Update 7.00 Family Guy Peter gets stranded on a desert island. 7.30 Will & Grace Part two of two. Grace decides to let Leo know she is pregnant with his child. 7.58 3e News Update 8.00 True Beauty Reality show in which men and women compete to see who is the most beautiful - but are unaware they are being judged on personality and looks. 8.58 3e News Update 9.00 The Starter Wife A year after her divorce, Molly reflects on how her dream of a fairytale life seems to have fallen apart, as her relationship with Sam fizzles out. 9.58 3e News Update 10.00 The Apprentice The reality show returns as another 14 budding entrepreneurs battle it out to win a job with self- made millionaire Bill Cullen. 10.58 3e News Update 11.15 The Apprentice: Youre Fired Brendan OConnor catches up with the shows freshly rejected candidate. 11.45 World Poker Tour Action from the latest heat of the high-stakes tournament. 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