Listings Key: R Repeat; T Text; W Widescreen Channel 4BBC1 BBC2 UTV 3e 12.00 News At Noon (T) 12.35 Grudge Match (R,T) 12.40 Property Snakes And Ladders (R,T) 1.40 FILM: Carry On Abroad (1972) 3.25 Countdown (T) 4.10 Deal Or No Deal (T) 5.00 Wogans Perfect Recall (R,T) 5.30 Come Dine With Me (T) 6.00 The Simpsons (T) 6.30 Hollyoaks (T) 7.00 Channel 4 News (T) 7.30 A Place In The Sun: Home Or USA? 8.30 The Big Food Fight 9.00 Derren Brown: How To Control The Nation See highlights 10.00 Peep Show See highlights 10.35 The IT Crowd (R,T) 11.10 The Inbetweeners (R,T) 11.40 Derren Brown: How To Control The Nation 9.45 Mr Men 10.00 France 24 10.50 Tithe An Phobail 11.20 Relax With Watercolour 11.50 Blair Castle International Horse Trials 2009 (R) 12.20 Ollchlr Ros Na Rn 1.15 An Aimsir Lithreach 1.20 The Virginian (R) 2.45 Rsa Lios Tuathail 6.10 Inis Cil 6.30 Pimp My Ride (R) 6.57 An Aimsir Lithreach 7.00 Nuacht TG4 7.30 Sacar Beo 9.45 EuroMillions 9.50 Se Spirt 10.35 An Aimsir Lithreach 10.40 FILM: Denver & Rio Grande (1952) 12.20 Geantra (R) 12.50 An Aimsir Lithreach 12.51 FILM: Crimson Rivers (2000) 10.00 Stargate Atlantis 12.00 The Biggest Loser: Australia 1.00 Dont Forget The Lyrics US 2.00 Bones 3.00 Lie To Me 4.00 Malcolm In The Middle 4.30 Oops TV 5.30 Futurama (R,T) 6.00 Malcolm In The Middle (R,T,W) 6.30 Futurama (R,T) 7.00 The Simpsons (R,T) 8.00 Grease: The School Musical (R,T,W) 9.00 FILM: Almost Famous (2000) (W) 12.05 Bones 1.05 Road Wars (R,T,W) 12.00 Sailing 12.30 Premier League World (W) 1.00 The Rugby Club 2.00 IAAF Athletix Weekly 2.30 Premier League World 3.00 Live European Tour Golf (W) 5.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial (T,W) 5.30 Premier League World (W) 6.00 Football League Weekend (W) 7.00 Premier League Preview (W) 7.30 Live Football League (W) 10.00 Live Friday Fight Night (W) 12.00 Football League (W) 6.00 Breakfast (T,W) 9.15 Animal 24:7 (T,W) 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer (T,W) Followed by News 11.00 Cowboy Trap (T,W) 11.45 Cash In The Attic (T,W) Followed by News 12.15 Bargain Hunt (T,W) 1.00 BBC News; Weather (T,W) 1.30 BBC Newsline (T,W) 1.45 Doctors (T,W) 2.15 Murder, She Wrote (R,T) 3.00 BBC News; Weather; BBC Newsline (T,W) 3.05 CBeebies 3.25 CBBC 5.15 Weakest Link (R,T,W) 6.00 BBC News (T,W) followed by Weather 6.30 BBC Newsline (T,W) followed by Weather 7.00 The One Show (T,W) Live topical show in which reporters uncover the UKs most fascinating stories. Adrian Chiles and Christine Bleakley present. Followed by BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders (T,W) Lauren assures Peter she is ready to commit to him and Stacey encourages Bradley to take a risk with Syd. 8.30 Strictly Come Dancing (T,W) New series. The return of the pro-celebrity contest, which sees Alesha Dixon joining the panel as the first eight couples perform two dances over the next two nights. The dance-off and results feature on Saturdays show. See highlights. 10.00 BBC News (T,W) 10.25 BBC Newsline; Weather (T,W) 10.35 Find Me The Funny (T,W) Search for the next generation of comedians. 11.05 The National Lottery EuroMillions Draw (T,W) Presented by Kelle Bryan. 11.15 Friday Night With Jonathan Ross (T,W) With David Attenborough, Eva Herzigova and Jay-Z. See highlights. 8.30 CBeebies 11.00 Open Gardens (R,T,W) 11.30 Castle In The Country (R,T,W) 12.00 Live Davis Cup Tennis (T,W) Great Britain v Poland. Sue Barker introduces coverage of the opening singles rubbers in the Europe/Africa Group I play-off at the Liverpool Echo Arena. With commentary by Andrew Castle. 3.45 Flog It! (R,T,W) 4.30 Pointless (T,W) Quiz show, hosted by Alexander Armstrong. 5.15 The Hairy Bikers Food Tour Of Britain (T,W) 6.00 Eggheads (T,W) Quiz show, hosted by Dermot Murnaghan. 6.30 Trust Me, Im A Dealer (T,W) Paul Martin helps single mother Sally Scott raise cash. Last in the series. 7.00 Economy Gastronomy (T,W) Allegra McEvedy and Paul Merrett help a couple introduce their three-year-old daughter to proper meals. Last in the series. Followed by Weather Update 8.00 Mastermind (T,W) Subjects include Oscar Wilde and Jazz Music from 1917 to 1930. 8.30 Gardeners World (T,W) Toby Buckland plants daffodil bulbs ready for spring. 9.00 The Tudors (T,W) France and Spain rally against England, and Cromwell is forced to seek an alliance with the German Protestants by marrying Henry to Anne of Cleves. Followed by Weather Update 10.00 QI (R,T,W) With comedians Sean Lock, Rob Brydon and Ben Miller. 10.30 Newsnight (T,W) 11.00 Newsnight Review (T,W) followed by Weather 11.35 Later With Jools Holland (T,W) With Muse, Alela Diane, Florence and the Machine, Gossip and Jimmy Cobb. 5.30 ITV Morning News (T,W) 6.00 GMTV (T,W) 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (T,W) 10.30 This Morning (T,W) 12.30 Loose Women (T,W) 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News (T,W) 1.55 UTV News And Weather (T,W) 2.00 60 Minute Makeover (T,W) 3.00 Dickinsons Real Deal (T,W) 3.58 UTV Weather (T,W) 4.00 Rosemary & Thyme (R,T,W) A murder occurs at a famous botanists home. 5.00 Britains Best Dish (T,W) The East of England regional final. 6.00 UTV Live (T,W) followed by Weather 6.30 ITV Evening News (T,W) followed by Weather 6.59 UTV Holiday Weather (T,W) 7.00 Emmerdale (T,W) Cain warns Faye never to use him again. 7.30 Coronation Street (T,W) Norris realises how little he knew his brother. 7.59 UTV News Update (T,W) 8.00 Fix My Finances? Tonight (T,W) Advice on taking on fixed-rate financial commitments. 8.30 Coronation Street (T,W) Kevin and Molly rush back. 8.59 UTV News Update (T,W) 9.00 Rebus (T,W) When the wife of a charity campaigner is murdered, Rebus wonders whether her husband committed the crime especially as he was recently caught visiting a brothel. 10.00 News At Ten And Weather (T,W) 10.30 UTV News (T,W) followed by Weather 10.35 FILM: Memphis Belle (1990) (T,W) An American B- 17 bomber crew prepares to fly its final mission. Drama based on actual events, starring Matthew Modine, Eric Stoltz and John Lithgow. 12.30 Motorsport UK (T,W) 1.20 Motorsport UK 10.00 Ricki Lake 10.55 10 Years Younger 11.55 US What Not To Wear. A member of the American public is given a makeover. 12.55 Xpos Xtra. Round-up of showbiz events. 1.05 Rachael Ray. 2.05 Seinfeld. Part two of two. Jerrys father faces impeachment. 2.30 Friends. With Susan Sarandon. 3.00 FILM: Lucky 7 (2003) A woman who lives her life by her dead mothers wishes unexpectedly falls in love. 4.55 NCIS. 5.45 Xpos Xtra 6.00 Malcolm In The Middle Lois goes to Canada to visit relatives. 6.30 Xpos Daily entertainment news, with Karen Koster. 6.58 3e News Update 7.00 Family Guy Brian works for Stewies marketing company. 7.30 Will & Grace The friends visit Los Angeles. 7.58 3e News Update 8.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Captain Brass is shocked to learn that evidence from a casino murder scene implicates his daughter. 8.58 3e News Update 9.00 Lawless Ireland Brian ODonovan investigates the increase in antisocial behaviour, beginning with alcohol-related hospital admissions. 9.58 3e News Update 10.00 The X Factor Simon Cowell, Cheryl Cole, Louis Walsh and Dannii Minogue give their verdicts on more solo singers and groups. Dermot OLeary hosts. 11.15 The Xtra Factor Holly Willoughby goes behind the scenes of The X Factor. 12.20 World Poker Tour. High-stakes tournament poker. 2.10 to 3.10 24. 3.15 Desire. TG4 Sky 1 Sky Sports 1 Derren Brown: How To Control The Nation Channel 4, 9pm Last week he divided the UK with his lottery prediction trick, and this week Derren Brown attempts to unite the viewing public by hypnotising us en masse, keeping us glued to our sofas until he breaks the spell. But considering it is Friday night and those in front of the TV are probably there for the night anyway, is keeping us on the sofa really that much of a challenge? You are feeling sleepy: Derren Brown takes control Friday Night With Jonathan Ross BBC1, 11.15pm Ryan Tubridy may be pulling in the viewers on The Late Late Show, but Jonathan Ross has been holding his own on his show for quite a while now, with a far more relaxed style. Joining him on the couch tonight are Jay-Z and model Eva Herzigova, but the star of the show will no doubt be Sir David Attenborough, arguably the most respected man in Britain and the face of BBC wildlife programmes for generations. King David: Sir Attenborough joins Jonathan Ross tonight Film Of The Day Memphis Belle UTV, 10.35pm This sentimental wartime drama brings together a fantastic cast including Matthew Modine, Eric Stoltz, Billy Zane, Sean Astin, John Lithgow and Harry Connick Jr, to tell the true story of the titular B-17 bombers 25th and last raid on Nazi Germany. The story joins the crew of ten the night before their last mission prior to going home to a heros welcome, with the tension mounting as they consider the dangers of leading a squadron into battle one last time. Belle boys: The B-17 bomber crew prepare for a final mission Friday, September 18, 2009 metrolife 21 Ryan on air: Tubridy fronts The Late Late Show, RT1, 9.35pm index.html2.html3.html4.html5.html6.html7.html8.html9.html10.html11.html12.html13.html14.html15.html16.html17.html18.html19.html20.html21.html22.html23.html24.html25.html26.html27.html