Thursday, September 17, 2009 metrolife 15 Listings Key: R Repeat; T Text; W Widescreen Channel 4BBC1 BBC2 UTV 3e 12.00 News At Noon (T) 12.30 3 Minute Wonder: Bag Ladies (R,T) 12.35 My Place In The Sun (T) 1.10 FILM: Theres No Business Like Show Business (1954) (T,W) 3.25 Countdown (T) 4.10 Deal Or No Deal (T) 5.00 Wogans Perfect Recall (R,T) 5.30 Come Dine With Me (T) 6.00 The Simpsons (T) 6.30 Hollyoaks (T) 7.00 Channel 4 News (T) 7.55 3 Minute Wonder: Origins And Evolution (T) 8.00 How Clean Is Your House? (T) 8.30 Dolce Vito Dream Restaurant (T) 9.00 Alone In The Wild (T) 10.00 Without A Trace (T) 12.00 to 1.00 Teachers (R,T) 9.05 Bo Ag Bogada 9.30 Cedric 9.45 Mr Men 10.00 France 24 10.30 Dil Beo 11.20 Relax With Watercolour (R) 11.50 Aon Scal 12.20 Ollchlr Ros Na Rn 1.15 An Aimsir Lithreach 1.20 The Virginian (R) 2.45 Rsa Lios Tuathail 6.10 The Hills (R) 6.35 The Hills (R) 6.57 An Aimsir Lithreach 7.00 Nuacht TG4 7.30 Seoda (R) 8.00 Blair Castle International Horse Trials 2009 8.30 Aifric (R) 9.00 An Aimsir Lithreach 9.05 Two And A Half Men (R,T) 9.30 Scalta n Rocht (R) 10.00 Cearts Coir 10.30 Forscal (R) 11.30 An Aimsir Lithreach 11.31 FILM: The Royal Tenenbaums (2001) 1.35 South Park (T) 10.00 Stargate Atlantis (R,T,W) 12.00 The Biggest Loser: Australia (R,W) 1.00 Dont Forget The Lyrics US (R,W) 2.00 Bones (R,T,W) 3.00 Lie To Me (R,T,W) 4.00 Malcolm In The Middle (R,T,W) 4.30 Oops TV (R,W) 5.30 Futurama (R,T) 6.00 Malcolm In The Middle (R,T,W) 6.30 Futurama (R,T) 7.00 The Simpsons (R,T) 8.00 Noels Are You Smarter Than A 10 Year Old? (W) 9.00 Bones (R,T,W) 10.00 Justin Lee Collins: Ten Pin Bowler (W) 11.00 Fringe (R,T,W) 12.10 Bones (R,T,W) 1.10 Street Wars (R,T,W) 2.05 Road Wars (R,W) 2.30 Stargate Atlantis (R,T,W) 3.30 Stargate Atlantis (R,T,W) 10.00 Live European Tour Golf (W) 12.00 Total Rugby (W) 12.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial (T,W) 1.00 UEFA Champions League Goals (W) 2.00 Live International Cricket (W) 10.30 Time Of Our Lives (T,W) 11.30 Premier League World (W) 12.00 Powerboating (T,W) 12.30 International Cricket (W) 2.30 Time Of Our Lives (W) 3.30 Premier League World (W) 6.00 Breakfast (T,W) 9.15 Animal 24:7 (T,W) 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer (T,W) Followed by News 11.00 Cowboy Trap (T,W) 11.45 Cash In The Attic (T,W) Followed by News 12.15 Bargain Hunt (T,W) 1.00 BBC News; Weather (T,W) 1.30 BBC Newsline (T,W) 1.45 Doctors (T,W) 2.15 Murder, She Wrote (R,T) 3.00 BBC News; Weather; BBC Newsline (T,W) 3.05 CBeebies 3.25 CBBC 5.15 Weakest Link (R,T,W) 6.00 BBC News (T,W) Followed by Weather 6.30 BBC Newsline (T,W) Followed by Weather 7.00 The One Show (T,W) With Adrian Chiles and Christine Bleakley. 7.30 EastEnders (T,W) Denise is questioned by the police. Followed by BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Watchdog (T,W) A man who claims he can cure cancer with his bare hands. Followed by BBC Newsline Update 9.00 New Tricks (R,T,W) The inclusion of a letter in a late actors biography reopens an old case but reliving the past threatens to be too much for the widow who was responsible for his death. 10.00 BBC News (T,W) 10.25 BBC Newsline; Weather (T,W) 10.35 Being Human (T,W) Mitchell resolves to face Herrick. Last in the series. 11.35 Hearts And Minds (R,T,W) A review of the week in politics at home and abroad. Presented by Noel Thompson. 12.05 This Week (T,W) 12.50 BBC News (T) 1.25 Panorama (R,T,W) 1.55 Land Girls (R,T,W) 2.45 Countryfile (R,T,W) 3.40 The Hairy Bikers Food Tour Of Britain (R,T,W) The duo explore the traditional cuisine of Co Antrim. 4.25 to 6.00 BBC News (T) 8.30 CBeebies 11.00 FILM: Tension At Table Rock (1956) (T,W) A sharpshooter proves his worth when he helps terrified townsfolk tackle a gang of marauding outlaws. 12.30 Working Lunch (T,W) 1.00 Animal Park (T,W) 1.30 Living In The Sun (R,T,W) 2.15 Car Booty (R,T,W) 3.00 Monk (R,T,W) A rock concert roadie is murdered. 3.45 Flog It! (R,T,W) From Dudley in the West Midlands. 4.30 Pointless (T,W) 5.15 The Hairy Bikers Food Tour Of Britain (T,W) 6.00 Eggheads (T,W) Quiz show. 6.30 Trust Me, Im A Dealer (T,W) Bev Lindsay and her sisters pool together their savings in the hope of financing a holiday in Madeira for their mother. 7.00 Gleann Bheatha (R,T,W) A conservationist works to reintroduce the golden eagle to Donegal. 7.30 Hearts And Minds (T,W) Political review. Followed by Weather Update 8.00 Off The Beaten Track (R,T,W) Darryl Grimason explores the Mourne Mountains. 8.15 MasterChef: The Professionals (T,W) The quarter-finals. 9.00 The Love Of Money (T,W) The boom years before the global financial crash. Followed by Weather Update 10.00 Find Me The Funny (R,T,W) Searching for new stand-up comedy talent. 10.30 Newsnight (T,W) Followed by Weather 11.20 Mock The Week (T,W) Dara OBriain hosts the topical quiz, with guests David Mitchell and Sarah Millican. 11.50 Dragons Den (R,T,W) Ideas include an online community for food lovers. 12.50 to 4.25 BBC News 6.00 GMTV (T,W) 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (T,W) 10.30 This Morning (T,W) 12.30 Loose Women (T,W) 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News (T,W) 1.55 UTV News And Weather (T,W) 2.00 60 Minute Makeover (T,W) 3.00 Dickinsons Real Deal (T,W) 3.58 UTV Weather (T,W) 4.00 Rosemary & Thyme (R,T,W) Mystery drama, starring Felicity Kendal. 5.00 Britains Best Dish (T,W) Ed Baines, Jilly Goolden and John Burton Race judge dishes from the East of England. 6.00 UTV Live (T,W) Followed by Weather 6.30 ITV Evening News (T,W) Followed by Weather 6.59 UTV Holiday Weather (T,W) 7.00 Emmerdale (T,W) Aaron finds everything has changed upon his return from Ibiza. 7.30 The Seven Thirty Show (T,W) Magazine show. 7.59 UTV News Update (T,W) 8.00 Emmerdale (T,W) Faye uses Cain to make Mark jealous. 8.30 Coronation Street (T,W) Leanne uncovers Peters lies about Michelle. 8.59 UTV News Update (T,W) 9.00 The Bill (T,W) Part one of two. Jo persuades a former prostitute to help her catch a big-time drug dealer, but the ensuing raid draws a blank. Kelly Harrison guest stars. 10.00 News At Ten And Weather (T,W) 10.30 UTV Live Tonight (T,W) Followed by Weather 11.00 RPM Motorsport (R,T,W) The Todds Leap Ulster International Rally. Action from the seventh and penultimate round of the Irish Tarmac Rally Championship. 12.00 Brain Box. Interactive game show in which viewers phone in with answers to questions on screen for a chance to win a cash prize. 2.10 Surface (T,W) Laura and Rich begin to fear for their lives. 9.00 Ricki Lake 9.55 Ricki Lake 10.55 10 Years Younger US 11.55 US What Not To Wear 12.50 Xpos Xtra 1.05 Rachael Ray 2.05 Seinfeld 2.30 Friends 3.00 FILM: Ambers Story (2006) Fact-based drama, starring Elisabeth Rohm. 4.40 Xpos Xtra 4.55 NCIS. A Marine helicopter is discovered abandoned in a crop circle, and witness reports of strange lights in the night add to the intrigue. 5.55 Live UEFA Europa League Football. Hapoel Tel-Aviv v Celtic (Kick- off 6.00pm). Tommy Martin is joined by Neil Lennon to present coverage of the sides opening Group C encounter at Bloomfield Stadium in Jaffa. The hosts qualified for this stage by defeating first Swedens IFK Gothenburg and then FK Teplice of the Czech Republic. The Bhoys find themselves in this competition after missing out on qualification for the group stage of the Champions League following a 5-1 aggregate loss at the hands of Arsenal. 8.03 3e News Update 8.05 Roy Keane: A Life Of Controversy Examining the former players career. 8.58 3e News Update 9.05 Fran: Assistant Manager Spoof football documentary. 9.30 UEFA Europa League Football Action from the opening round of group games, including CSKA Sofia v Fulham and Hapoel Tel-Aviv v Celtic. 10.35 Dexter When his victims keep escaping and a suspicious Doakes has him followed, Dexter struggles with his self-imposed crusade. 11.40 Trailer Park Boys The boys rush to harvest their dope field, Lahey starts losing his mind and ends up in an asylum, and Barb finishes her relationship with Ricky. 12.05 World Poker Tour. The LA Poker Classic. The latest round of the tour, as many of the games top players gathered at the Commerce Casino. 1.55 24. Jack heads for the airfield. 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