Listings Key: R Repeat; T Text; W Widescreen Channel 4BBC1 BBC2 UTV 3e 12.00 News At Noon (T) 12.30 Grudge Match (R,T) 12.40 My Place In The Sun (T) 1.15 FILM: Buona Sera, Mrs Campbell (1968) (T,W) 3.25 Countdown (T) 4.10 Deal Or No Deal (T) 5.00 Wogans Perfect Recall (R,T) 5.30 Come Dine With Me (T) 6.00 The Simpsons (R,T) 6.30 Hollyoaks (T) 7.00 Channel 4 News (T) 7.55 3 Minute Wonder: Origins And Evolution (T) 8.00 Location, Location, Location (T) 9.00 The Secret Millionaire (T) 10.00 Ugly Betty (T) 11.00 Dawn Porter: Free Lover (R,T) 12.00 4Music 9.45 Mr Men 10.00 France 24 10.50 Plastic Paddy 11.20 Relax With Watercolour 11.50 Aon Scal 12.20 Ollchlr Ros Na Rn 1.15 An Aimsir Lithreach 1.20 The Virginian (R) 2.30 Rsa Lios Tuathail 6.05 Aifric 6.35 Pimp My Ride (R) 6.57 An Aimsir Lithreach 7.00 Nuacht TG4 7.30 Darts 8.00 Eochair An Ghr (R) 8.30 Gossip Girl 9.25 An Aimsir Lithreach 9.30 Yuri Gagarin Bs Laoch See highlights 10.30 Glr Tre 11.30 An Aimsir Lithreach 11.31 Aussie Rules 10.00 Stargate Atlantis (R,T,W) 11.00 Stargate Atlantis (R,T,W) 12.00 The Biggest Loser: Australia (R,W) 12.30 The Biggest Loser: Australia (R,W) 1.00 Dont Forget The Lyrics US (R,W) 2.00 Bones (R,T,W) 3.00 Lie To Me (R,T,W) 4.00 Malcolm In The Middle (R,T,W) 4.30 Oops TV (R,W) 5.00 Oops TV (R,W) 5.30 Futurama (R,T) 6.00 Malcolm In The Middle (R,T,W) 6.30 Futurama (R,T) 7.00 The Simpsons (R,T) 7.30 The Simpsons (R,T) 8.00 Project Runway (T,W) 9.00 FILM: Almost Famous (2000) See film of the day (W) 12.05 UK Border Force 6.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 UEFA Champions League Goals (W) 10.00 International Cricket (W) 12.00 On The Line (W) 12.30 UEFA Champions League Goals (W) 1.30 International Cricket (W) 3.30 Live Pro40 Cricket (W) 7.30 Soccer Special 10.15 Youre On Sky Sports! 11.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial (T,W) 12.00 Total Rugby (W) 12.30 UEFA Champions League Goals (W) 6.00 Breakfast (T,W) 9.15 Animal 24:7 (T,W) 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer (T,W) Followed by News 11.00 Cowboy Trap (T,W) 11.45 Cash In The Attic (T,W) 12.15 Bargain Hunt (T,W) Two teams scour a Derby antiques fair. 1.00 BBC News; Weather (T,W) 1.30 BBC Newsline (T,W) 1.45 Doctors (T,W) 2.15 Murder, She Wrote (R,T) 3.00 BBC News; Weather; BBC Newsline (T,W) 3.05 CBeebies 3.25 CBBC 5.15 Weakest Link (T,W) 6.00 BBC News (T,W) followed by Weather 6.30 BBC Newsline (T,W) followed by Weather 7.00 The One Show (T,W) Topical magazine show. 7.30 Nigel Slaters Simple Suppers (T,W) The food writer shows how to use leftovers. See highlights. 8.00 Trawlermen (T,W) The skippers of trawlers the Fruitful Bough and the Rosebloom, where brothers not only work for each other, but also compete for catches. 9.00 Swine Flu: Everything You Need To Know (T,W) In a Panorama special, Jeremy Vine and Fergus Walsh travel across the UK and the world to expose the myths and dangers of swine flu. See highlights. 10.00 BBC News (T,W) 10.25 BBC Newsline; Weather 10.35 The National Lottery Draws (T,W) 10.45 A Breed Apart (T,W) Life in an equestrian farm. 11.15 FILM: Copycat (1995) (T,W) A gifted but agoraphobic psychologist agrees to help the police hunt for a serial killer. 1.15 Bang Goes The Theory (R,T,W) 6.00 CBeebies 7.00 CBBC 8.30 CBeebies 11.00 FILM: Return Of The Bad Men (1948, b/w) (T) Western, starring Randolph Scott and Anne Jeffreys. 12.30 Working Lunch (T,W) 1.00 See Hear (T,W) 1.30 Living In The Sun (R,T,W) 2.15 Car Booty (R,T,W) From Ramsgate. 3.00 Monk (R,T,W) Dr Kroger announces his retirement 3.45 Flog It! (R,T,W) From Milton Keynes. 4.30 Pointless (T,W) . 5.15 The Hairy Bikers Food Tour Of Britain (T,W) 6.00 Eggheads (T,W) Quiz show, hosted by Dermot Murnaghan. 6.30 Trust Me, Im A Dealer (T,W) Paul Martin helps people make a return on their savings. 7.00 The Frankincense Trail (T,W) Kate Humble visits Petra, Jerusalem and Bethlehem. Last in the series. Followed by Weather Update 8.00 MasterChef: The Professionals (T,W) The four chefs prepare a whole squid. 8.45 MasterChef: The Professionals (T,W) Four more chefs face elimination. 9.30 Dragons Den Online (T,W) New series. Dominic Byrne presents the underground version of the BBC2 show. Followed by Weather Update 10.00 Shooting Stars (T,W) Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer present the comedy quiz. 10.30 Newsnight (T,W) The days events. followed by Weather 11.20 Dragons Den: On Tour (R,T,W) The business experts visit London where Duncan Bannatyne catches up with Shaun Pulfrey. 12.20 to 3.15 BBC News (T) 5.30 ITV Morning News (T,W) 6.00 GMTV (T,W) 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (T,W) Guests air their differences. 10.30 This Morning (T,W) 12.30 Loose Women (T,W) 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News (T,W) 1.55 UTV News And Weather (T,W) 2.00 60 Minute Makeover (T,W) 3.00 Dickinsons Real Deal (T,W) From Kidderminster, Worcestershire. 3.58 UTV Weather (T,W) 4.00 Rosemary & Thyme (R,T,W) 5.00 Britains Best Dish (T,W) The East of England heats continue. 6.00 UTV Live (T,W) followed by Weather 6.30 ITV Evening News (T,W) followed by Weather 6.59 UTV Holiday Weather (T,W) 7.00 Emmerdale (T,W) Katie grows suspicious of Ryans motives when his car breaks down close to a hotel. 7.30 UEFA Champions League Live (T,W) Liverpool v Debrecen (Kick-off 7.45pm). The Reds begin their Group E campaign at Anfield tonight, as they entertain the relatively unknown quantity of the Hungarian champions. This will be the first meeting between the teams and represents the visitors debut appearance at this stage of the competition, as they bid to record arguably the biggest scalp in their history. Presented by Steve Rider, with commentary by Clive Tyldesley and Jim Beglin. 10.00 News At Ten And Weather (T,W) 10.30 UTV Live Tonight (T,W) followed by Weather 11.00 UEFA Champions League (T,W) Action from this evenings group stage encounters. 12.20 Brain Box. 2.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,T,W) Guests air their differences. 5.50 Teleshopping 7.15 Judge Maria Lopez 7.40 Charmed 8.30 Xpos 9.00 Ricki Lake 10.00 Ricki Lake 10.55 10 Years Younger US 11.50 US What Not To Wear 12.55 Xpos Xtra 1.05 Rachael Ray 2.05 Seinfeld. 2.35 Friends. 3.00 FILM: The Wedding Dress (2001) A bridal gown plays an integral part in the romances of five successive couples. 4.55 NCIS. 5.45 Xpos Xtra. Showbiz events. 6.00 Malcolm In The Middle Malcolm tries to sabotage Deweys school entry test. 6.30 Xpos Daily entertainment news, with Karen Koster. 6.58 3e News Update 7.00 Family Guy Lois is sent to prison for shoplifting. 7.30 Will & Grace Will runs into an ex-boyfriend during dinner with friends. 7.58 3e News Update 8.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Sara and Catherine take on the case of a small-town homicide. Drama, starring William Petersen. 8.58 3e News Update 9.00 Hells Kitchen USA Gordon Ramsay attempts to fashion a group of masterchefs from 12 aspiring American cooks. 9.58 3e News Update 10.00 Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia The gang decides to form a band. 10.30 Sex And The City Carrie feels uneasy when Berger questions her relationships. 11.03 3e News Update 11.05 The Office: An American Workplace Michael treks into the woods on a survival adventure. 11.30 Trailer Park Boys Barb proposes to Ricky. TG4 Sky 1 Sky Sports 1 I Didnt Know I Was Pregnant TV3, 9pm TV3 bring us another programme full of real-life dramas, this time involving women who gave birth to children they didnt even know they were carrying. Featuring interviews with people who have been through this traumatic, though sometimes joyous, experience, and including some quite (but not too) graphic reconstructions, this is pure peek-through- the-fingers TV. Baby on board: Women who got a bit of a surprise Swine Flu: Everything You Need To Know BBC1, 9pm Nestled perfectly between the initial outbreak of this disease and the foreboding onset of winter, this documentary gives us some valuable information on the latest threatened pandemic. Jeremy Vine, Sophie Raworth and Fergus Walsh travel the world to expose the myths and the dangers of swine flu. Who is most vulnerable? How do you avoid it? Plus, can the worlds health systems cope? Contagious: Examining the threat of swine flu Film Of The Day Almost Famous Sky1, 9pm Cameron Crowes sweet, highly autobiographical coming-of- age story of a sheltered teenager who somehow lands a job with Rolling Stone magazine and is tasked to follow an up- and-coming band on the road is flawed, but it is still a gem. The cast, mostly made up of debutants and demi-stars (Billy Crudup, Kate Hudson, Zooey Deschanel, Anna Paquin, Jason Lee, Philip Seymour Hoffman) now reads as a whos-who of talent, so its as much fun trying to spot their brief appearances as it is watching the film itself. Rock school : Patrick Fugit and Kate Hudson in Almost Famous Wednesday, September 16, 2009 metrolife 15 The stars are bright, Fernando: Torres turns his attention to Europe, RT2, 7pm & UTV, 7.30pm index.html2.html3.html4.html5.html6.html7.html8.html9.html10.html11.html12.html13.html14.html15.html16.html17.html18.html19.html20.html21.html22.html23.html