Listings Key: R Repeat; T Text; W Widescreen Channel 4BBC1 BBC2 UTV 3e 12.00 News At Noon (T) 12.30 Property Snakes And Ladders (R,T) 1.35 FILM: 13 Rue Madeleine (1946, b/w) (T) 3.25 Countdown (T) 4.10 Deal Or No Deal (T) 5.00 Wogans Perfect Recall (R,T) 5.30 Come Dine With Me (T) 6.00 The Simpsons (R,T) 6.30 Hollyoaks (T) 7.00 Channel 4 News (T) 7.55 3 Minute Wonder: Origins And Evolution (T) 8.00 Dispatches: Middle Class And Jobless (T) 9.00 Daredevils (T) 10.00 Keith Meets Keith (T) See highlights. 11.10 8 Out Of 10 Cats (R,T) 11.45 No Angels (R,T) 9.05 Go, Diego, Go! 9.30 Cedric 9.45 Mr Men 10.00 France 24 10.35 An Tuath Nua (R) 11.05 Relax With Watercolour (R) 11.35 Aon Scal 12.05 Ollchlr Ros Na Rn (R) 1.00 An Aimsir Lithreach 1.05 The Virginian (R) 2.30 Rsa Lios Tuathail 6.00 Pop 4 (R) 6.57 An Aimsir Lithreach 7.00 Nuacht TG4 7.30 Teach Glas (R) 8.00 GAA 2009 9.00 An Aimsir Lithreach 9.05 Lipstick Jungle (R,T) 10.00 Survivor: Tocantins 10.55 Cearts Cir (R) 11.25 An Aimsir Lithreach 11.30 FILM: Vice Squad (1982) 10.00 Stargate Atlantis (R,T,W) 12.00 The Biggest Loser: Australia (R,T,W) 12.30 The Biggest Loser: Australia (R,T,W) 1.00 Dont Forget The Lyrics US (R,W) 2.00 Bones (R,T,W) 3.00 Lie To Me (R,T,W) 4.00 Malcolm In The Middle (R,T,W) 4.30 Oops TV (R,W) 5.00 Oops TV (R,W) 5.30 Futurama (R,T) 6.00 Malcolm In The Middle (R,T,W) 6.30 Futurama (R,T) 7.00 The Simpsons (R,T) 7.30 The Simpsons (R,T) 8.00 Futurama (R,T,W) 8.30 Futurama (R,T,W) 9.00 UK Border Force (T,W) 10.00 Football Behind Bars (T,W) 11.00 Ross Kemp In Search Of Pirates (R,T,W) 12.00 Bones (R,T,W) 11.00 US Open Tennis (W) 1.30 Football Special (W) 3.00 US Open Tennis (W) 5.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (W) 6.30 SPL Round-Up (W) 7.00 Netbusters (W) 7.30 Live Football League (W) Milton Keynes Dons v Norwich City (Kick-off 7.45pm). 10.00 Time Of Our Lives (T,W) 11.00 Netbusters (W) 11.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (W) 6.00 Breakfast (T,W) 9.15 Animal 24:7 (T,W) 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer (T,W) Followed by News 11.00 Cowboy Trap (T,W) 11.45 Cash In The Attic (T,W) 12.15 Bargain Hunt (T,W) From Detling, Kent. 1.00 BBC News; Weather (T,W) 1.30 BBC Newsline (T,W) 1.45 Doctors (T,W) 2.15 Murder, She Wrote (R,T) 3.00 BBC News; Weather; BBC Newsline (T,W) 3.05 CBeebies 3.25 CBBC 5.15 Weakest Link (T,W) General knowledge quiz, with Anne Robinson. 6.00 BBC News (T,W) Followed by Weather 6.30 BBC Newsline (T,W) Followed by Weather 7.00 The One Show (T,W) Reports on issues affecting the UK. 7.30 Bang Goes The Theory (T,W) Dallas Campbell has a race with Ellen MacArthur. Followed by BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders (T,W) Abi and Jordan make a discovery in Charlies summer house. 8.30 Panorama (T,W) Illegal immigrants who risk everything for a better life. 9.00 How The Celts Saved Britain (R,T,W) Conclusion. Dan Snow follows in the footsteps of Irelands earliest missionaries as they ventured through barbarian territory, bringing literacy to Europe. 10.00 BBC News (T,W) 10.25 BBC Newsline; Weather 10.35 Waking The Dead (T,W) Part two of two. The suspect makes a mistake under interrogation. 11.35 Rosh Hashana: A More Gracious Life (T,W) The Chief Rabbis message to mark the Jewish New Year. 12.00 Would I Lie To You? (T,W) 12.30 Sporting Traditions (R,T,W) 8.30 CBeebies 11.05 FILM: Hindle Wakes (1952, b/w) (T) Drama, with Leslie Dwyer and Sandra Dorne. 12.30 Working Lunch (T,W) 1.00 Animal Park (T,W) 1.30 Living In The Sun (R,T,W) 2.15 Secret Gardens (R,T,W) 2.30 Stormont Live (T,W) The Northern Ireland Executive and Assembly. 3.45 Flog It! (R,T,W) 4.30 Pointless (T,W) Quiz show. 5.15 The Hairy Bikers Food Tour Of Britain (T,W) Si King and Dave Myers explore Herefordshire. 6.00 Eggheads (T,W) Quiz show, hosted by Dermot Murnaghan. 6.30 Trust Me, Im A Dealer (T,W) Funding a college course in equine animal husbandry. 7.00 Saving Britains Past (T,W) 7.30 Caribbean Food Made Easy (T,W) Levi Roots tempts shoppers with an aromatic pineapple dessert. Last in the series. Followed by Weather Update 8.00 University Challenge (T,W) St Johns College Oxford takes on Durham. 8.30 MasterChef: The Professionals (T,W) New series. Four contestants face an elimination round. 9.00 Design For Life (T,W) New series. Philippe Starck sets out to find new British design talent. Followed by Weather Update 10.00 Home Time (T,W) Comedy about a 29-year-old woman forced to move back home. See highlights. 10.30 Newsnight (T,W) Followed by Weather 11.20 The Love Of Money (R,T,W) Investigating the origins of the current financial crisis. 12.20 to 4.45 BBC News (T) 5.30 ITV Morning News (T,W) 6.00 GMTV (T,W) 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (T,W) 10.30 This Morning (T,W) 12.30 Loose Women (T,W) 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News (T,W) 1.55 UTV News And Weather (T,W) 2.00 60 Minute Makeover (T,W) 3.00 Dickinsons Real Deal (T,W) David Dickinson and the team visit Burton upon Trent, Staffordshire. 3.58 UTV Weather (T,W) 4.00 Rosemary & Thyme (R,T,W) 5.00 Britains Best Dish (T,W) The East of England heats begin. 6.00 UTV Live (T,W) Followed by Weather 6.30 ITV Evening News (T,W) Followed by Weather 6.59 UTV Holiday Weather (T,W) 7.00 Emmerdale (T,W) Jai and Nikhils sister Priya causes chaos in the village. 7.30 Coronation Street (T,W) Peter impresses Leanne with his sobriety. 7.59 UTV News Update (T,W) 8.00 How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sonny? Tonight (T,W) 8.30 Coronation Street (T,W) Peter opens up to Leanne over dinner. 8.59 UTV News Update (T,W) 9.00 Blue Murder (T,W) Richard goes undercover in a prison to find out information about the murder of a convicted child killer. Meanwhile, Janine finds herself embroiled in a personal crisis. 10.00 News At Ten And Weather (T,W) 10.30 UTV Live Tonight (T,W) Followed by Weather 11.00 Countrywise (T,W) Paul Heiney visits the North York Moors. 11.30 Brain Box Interactive game show Interactive game show. 2.20 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,T,W) 9.00 Ricki Lake 10.00 Ricki Lake 10.55 10 Years Younger 11.55 US What Not To Wear 12.50 Xpose Xtra 1.05 Rachael Ray 2.05 Seinfeld. Kramer is given some golfing tips. 2.35 Friends. Phoebes former boyfriend returns. 3.00 FILM: Identity Theft (2004) A woman falls foul of fraudsters and ends up thousands of dollars in debt. 4.55 NCIS. Gibbs faces an old adversary who has re- emerged with a plan to assassinate the president. 5.45 Xpos Xtra 6.00 Malcolm In The Middle Malcolm visits his new college. 6.30 Xpose Daily entertainment news, with Karen Koster. 6.58 3e News Update 7.00 Family Guy Brian appears on a television dating show. 7.30 Will & Grace Karen has a lavish birthday party. Live episode of comedy, guest starring Matt Lauer. 7.58 3e News Update 8.00 CSI: Miami A police officer is murdered as he pulls a driver over for routine questions and Calleigh helps a woman living with an abusive partner. 8.58 3e News Update 9.00 Raising The Bar New series. Legal drama following the exploits of friends who attended law school together and now find themselves on opposing sides of cases. 9.58 3e News Update 10.00 30 Rock Jack hatches a plan involving Jerry Seinfeld. Alec Baldwin stars. 10.30 American Dad! Steve discovers he has scoliosis. 10.58 3e News Update 11.00 The Office: An American Workplace The Scranton branch is asked to take part in an advert. 11.30 Trailer Park Boys Bubbles suffers from toothache. 12.00 World Poker Tour. TG4 Sky 1 Sky Sports 1 The Byrne Ultimatum Show RT2, 9.55pm Another new series from RT sees Baz Ashmawy take a walk on the weird side of life, taking a humorous and at times dark journey into six very different worlds, from Hells Angels to celebrity lookalikes to members of Americas latest sexual revolution, the Silver Ring Thing. In episode one, he tries out some radical forms of alternative therapy in LA, letting off some pent-up anger during a session of scream therapy, visiting a laughing yoga session and being encouraged to let loose using a punch bag and baseball bat. Culture vulture: Baz Ashmawy tries alternative therapies Bazs Culture Clash RT2, 10.25pm What the world needs now is silliness lots of it and who better to bring it to us than Jason Byrne? This new panel show has two teams and two rounds, points will be awarded, but its really more about taking part. Byrne will enlist members of the audience to help him out each week, while bemused guests such as PJ Gallagher, John Bishop and Rosanna Davidson look on. Silliness to Byrne: Jason tries to raise our spirits Home Time BBC2, 10pm A new comedy series for all the 30-somethings out there who feel like they have been left behind by the property ladder feeding frenzy of the last decade. Gaynor Jacks left her home in Coventry at the age of 17, but is now back living with her parents, her tail between her legs and not so much as a starter home to show for her troubles. But her mother is determined to get her out of her teenage bedroom to face her old friends. Duvet day: Emma Fryer as Gaynor Jacks, the prodigal daughter Monday, September 14, 2009 metrolife 15 Pretty boy Floyd: The search for the chef, Channel 4, 10pm index.html2.html3.html4.html5.html6.html7.html8.html9.html10.html11.html12.html13.html14.html15.html16.html17.html18.html19.html20.html21.html22.html23.html